DISCLAIMER: Beelzebub isn't mine!

Author: Hey ya! Well I just made this on a whim but I like the Beelzebub anime too it's just too hilarious to watch. As you can see I'll follow the plot but...Oga Tatsumi is a FEMALE! Yup you read it right he'll be a '

she' in this fanfic same for Hilda and Aoi together with the red tails will be a 'he'. But not all characters will be genderbend ok?

WARNING: OOC, Unbeta, Profanities and Genderbender.

I Picked Up A Demon Lord [Part 1]

Narrator's P.O.V

"Once upon a time, in a land far away, there was a beautiful, drop dead gorgeous, and popular young lady, that everyone admired." A young petite female with brown hair, named Oga Tatsumi, started as she lean on the railings in the roof, remembering the scene that happened earlier as she continued "The kind hearted young lady said,"

"All of you kneel before me!" the young lady ordered as raising her hand, pointing at the pile of males lying beneath her feet.

"Wait, wait, wait!" a silvernette male, named Furuichi Takayuki, who was currently her one and only audience and only friend intervene earning the attention of the female brunette "Hmm?" she voiced out still not looking at the male as a baby suddenly pops its head in her arms "Don't 'Hmm?' me! Who's the kind hearted again? And what the hell is with the baby, huh!?" the silvernette exclaimed staring at the baby that was grasping her arms.

'Though about being beautiful, drop dead gorgeous and lot of admirers is true...' Takayuki thought blushing as he scan Tatsumi from head to toe.

Tatsumi has a long waist-length brown hair that was tied in a ponytail. She has a heart shaped face and a large doe innocent charcoal orbs that can easily suck your soul but can turn into a sharp slits that can make you run or wet your pants with one glare. Shealso has the what you called large jugglers that was around E-cup, her hourglass body was wearing a small or half black gakuran jacket and a white shirt underneath with her upper 3 button unbutton showing her cleavage and a plain black skirt. A black socks that reach her up to her mid-thigh, using a black shoes as a footware. 'She'll be an ideal girl if her tongue wasn't sharp.' Takayuki thought, sighing inside his head in exhaustion.

"Silly little Fuyu-chi, that's what I was getting around to tell you. Break my train of thought and I break your back!" the female stated hitting the male on his head, bringing Takayuki back in the real world "Daaiki~!" the infant cheered as he saw the female hit the dazing off silvernette "Now listen up." the female demanded.

(A/N: It's Fuyu because Furuichi Takayuki.)

As soon as the petite brunette ordered them to kneel, the delinquent males kneel and bow their heads "We apologize for rising above our situation just now. You were just sleeping there so defenselessly, Oga-ch-san, that we thought it was our chance to at least grop- I mean beat you up," the leader confessed, correcting himself at the last sentence.

"That wasn't a chance. You know, if I were anybody but me, I's be dead." Tatsumi pointed out as she looked at her stabbed briefcasen from afar before looking back at the kneeling males who nervoucly laugh "H-Haha...That's not our intention. It'll be bad since we'd at least want to grope a healthy one." the leader muttered laughing and crying on how painful his bruised is as his words entered Oga's deaf ears and she started laughing misinterpreting the males words.

"The kind hearted young lady...decided to do some laundry in the river for once." Tatsumi said, remebering herself drowning the man's head in the river "And then...From the upstream, a big guy came floating, floating-" her sentence was cut off by Takayuki who raise his hand in front of her face "Okay, stop! Where are you going with this story? What the hell do you mean, a 'big guy'? And what the hell did I said about sleeping everywhere?" Takayuki chided, frowning at Tatsumi.

"He floated down the river! What can I say? And stop being a nanny and man up, Fuyu-chi." Tatsumi impassively stated looking away from the fuming Takayuki "A lady shoudn't sleep wherever place she wanted too! Wolves are all around the town!" Takayuki reprimanded and continued to blabber abou being a lady which Tatsumi ignored "Maa, Aren't you supposed to ask about the 'big guy'?" Tatsumi asked, changing the topic.

"That's right! 'Big guys' don't float down rivers, damn it!" Takayuki yelled before a realization suddenly flickers on his orbs and gave Tatsumi(who look away.) a look saying 'We're not done yet.' "Well, I admit it was definitely quite shocking. Actually all the other guys turned and ran the second they saw him. Tsk, bunch of cowards." Tatsumi stated "Well, duh! Any normal person would especially when they see such a thing! " Takayuki exclaimed standing up from his seat.

"You mean like you would do?"

"Yes, like I would d- HEY!"

"Anyway back to my story. The kind hearted young lady was not taken aback in fear, and all by herself, lifted the big guy out of the river!" Tatsumi started her story once again ignoring Takayuki's rants.

Tatsumi stared at the large man for a while before crouching down and lifted the guy up, letting go of her touch, throwing the man at her back, not even leatst guilty once she heard of a pained groan. "Oh!" the large man said as Tatsumi lifted her hand and gave the man a karate chop on his head.

"And then split him into inside, a spirited and cute baby boy..." once again she was cut off by the horrified yell from Takayuki that forcefully took her out of her thoughts causing Tatsumi's eye to twitch in annoyance "YOU SPLIT HIM!? YOU SPLIT HIM!?" Takayuki yelled bashing his forehead to Tatsumi, not noticing their close proximity "The young lady said, 'Wah! what a cute baby!'" Tatsumi contined as she fought back to Takayuki pushing her forehead in his.

"Aueu? Au? Awai!" the baby continued to produce cute sounds as he look around as Tatsumi keep herself from squealing at his cuteness 'But, what the hell? Crap, what am'I supposed to do? I don't know how to entertain a baby...' Tatsumi thought looking down intently at the baby who took notice of her and crawl at her direction tilting his head squeeking out a "Au?"

"Precious...Farewell! Transfer!" the large man yelled as he put both his hands on his chest, jumping backwards at the river. "Da! Aie!" the baby garbled staring up at her with his large doe eyes tilting his head as Tatsumi stared back with her own large doe eye, sweating on not knowing what to do.

"The kind hearted young lady stayed calm and responded to the situation like an adult." Tatsumi stated as Takayuki slowly sit down with a large bump on his head.

"So kid...Are you lost?" Tatsumi asked trying to look kind as possible but ended up her eyes slowly turn into slits as she look down at the baby who crawled back in response causing her to flinch 'Am'I doing it wrong? Maybe more kinder and light hearted?' Tatsumi thought covering her face before lifting her arms up "Yosh! Yosh!" Tatsumi tried to cooed instead of giving warm atmosphere she gave out a cold one before covering her face again muttering "No, that's not it..."

"Brat! I'll steal your soul!" Tatsumi exclaimed, her eyes turning slits as she smirked evilly as she emits an evil purple aura.

"After that, the baby..."

The baby's eyes suddenly lits up and twinkle in happiness before jumping towards her hugging her bossom, cuddling with it. "-got totally attached to me."

"Or so it seems." Tatsumi finished looking at Takayuki as the so called attached baby from the story hugged her waist also looking at Takayuki saying a "Da!" showing his agreement,

"Enough already! Who the hell would believe that story!? Take him back to whatever you got him from already!" Takayuki exclaimed pulling the baby away from Tatsumi causing the infant's eyes to watered "Baka!" she yelled, panicking as she remeber what happen when the infant cried.

"Huh?" Takeshi muttered looking at the infant who was on the verge of tears as a electric statics slowly started to form around him "Wait, kid! Look at this! See? It's a camel cricket!" Tatsumi exclaimed with a shaky voice showing the jumping cricket to the green haired kid.

"What the are you doing?"

"This totally worked before, Baka!"

The baby was temporarily distracted before looking away ignoring the cricket "Ah, he's bored with it." Tatsumi stated and the infant started crying electrifying the duo.

Hallway

"I never thought you're rank lower that a camel cricket, Fuyu-chi. That is what happens when he cries. That's why you can't just pull him away like that." Tatsumi grumpily informed, walking in the hallway as steams went out of their body "Don't you think there's something wrong with that!?" Takayuki yelled but Tatsumi's finger stopped him by placing her fingers in Takayuki's lips.

"Aiu!" the infant abruptly open his eyes with a tick mark presented on his forehead "Fuyu-chi no baka! Keep your voice down!" Tatsumi exclaimed in a hushed wisphere as her large doe eyes turn into a dangerous slits when suddenly two deliquents started yelling at each other.

"LET'S TAKE THIS OUT BACK, A**HOLE!"

"SAY WHAT!?"

Immediately Tatsumi appeared in front of them putting her index finger in their lips saying "Shh." causing the tow deliquents to promptly get .

Tatsumi sigh in relief but but it was a short lived one for the baby once again started crying electrifying her and the other two delinquents who passed out and blows the hallway into pieces.

Up the sky

Every humans or so that's what they, demons, called them ignorant humans do their own works and daily routine in addition of Tatsumi and Takayuki who was practically suffering as the two watch the baby cheered in the cafeteria. For short no one, noticed a small black hole that's currently getting larger in size as a large bird emerge out without even one human noticing.

As the bird fly a man stood, perfectly balance on top of the bird looking down emotionlessly at the humans below, holding his book which pages was fluttering because of the strong wind "It's about time. He is near. Leave no stone unturned." The man ordered smirking as he closed his book with a low 'Click'.

Thank you for reading XD ? 😂😂Here I was supposed to finished one book at the time but I can't help it so I write another story ? 😂😂✌ ️Sorry for the wrong spelling or grammar.

Ciao~