I do not own Happy Tree Friends (Except for Lucy Jasmine Morte)

Chapter 1- Love at First Sight

Hello. I'm a 16 year old jaded girl called Lucy Jasmine Morte (Morte means death. I will probably bring it upon you if you piss me off.) I have pale skin because I hate the sun, unlike SOME OTHER BITCH GIRLS at my school. My hair is long and red like a curtain of blood, and I smell like it too, which is why some people think i'm a murderer (I will be if you give shit to me) One of my eyes is a violent golden that brings fear into those who look at it and the other is blood red (but I cover it up with my bangs). I have red cat ears and a red and black striped cat tail. I'm a bitch and proud but if you aren't a total fucking moron maybe i'll be nice to you. I'm a bitch for a reason, but you'll have to find that out for yourself... Welcome to my story.

I live in a place called Happy Tree Town. Today, i'm going to a new school called Happy tree School. I live with my only dad, Pop and my asshole brother Cub. Pop told me that mom died in a car crash when I was five, but i know thats not true because I remember her 13 years ago, a year after mom "died" and my dad is a huge douche. Anyway I woke up in the morning and put on a black tank top, a black leather jacket and gloves, black shorts, red fishnet stockings, and black combat boots.

"FUCKING COME DOWN NOW BITCH" Pop screamed from downstairs (Told you he was a fucking douche) He did this every day. I rolled my eyes annoyedly and walked downstairs. Pop and cub were eating pancakes, who were always horrible to me every day. Pop and Cub always screamed at me and hit me because he thinks i'm an evil demon because mom died and my red eye and honestly? I probably am. I'm a sick and messed up child.

"EAT YOUR FUCKING BREAKFIST NOW YOU FUCKING BITCH" Pop screamed "Fuck you, i'm not eating your fucking bitch breakfist" I said angrily. "Now i have to to school so don't fucking TALK to me right now!" I middle fingered them while I got ready for school. "HOW DARE YOU FUCKING TALK TO ME LIKE THAT" Pop said in anger and he punched me in the face.

Tears started streaming down my pale face and I jumped out the window and ran to school. Why was my family such a bitch? I cried all the way to school. You see, this is why I am such a bitch to everyone. Treat others how you want to be treated, or you will create a nightmare like me.

Nobody likes me because i'm different. I'm just introverted but they say i'm a demon because I don't like One Direction and would rather read a book than going to some dumbass party. Sometimes, it hurts but it's not like I wanna be friends with some bitchy teenagers anyways.

As I walked up to my locker three people who I hoped I would never see again approached me bitchily. They were Giggles, Lammy, and Petunia, three absolute fucking bitch idiots who ruled the school and seduced every boy to do what they want. It mad me so fucking mad that they could do whatever they wanted because they had huge fucking boobs and butts and hated intelligence like reading books. "Hey ugly" Giggles said cruelly "Why do you have a bruise on your face, bitch?" I rolled my eyes. "None of your fucking business. You all probably have bruises on your butts and vaginas from having sex with random men. But it's not like your "skirts" even cover your fake butts anyways" The bitch trio gasped in shock and ran away crying. They weren't expecting me to fight back against their bitchy regime.

I walked confidently towards class while death glaring anyone who dared to look at me. They shrunk back in fear and bit back their bitchy insults. I consider myself a nice person but I will not take their bullshit. I walked into math class. Everyone gasped because they thought I was bleeding from the head. I sat down. The teacher was named Mr. Pickles "Hello class, welcome to class. Today we are going to do some math" UGH. I. Fucking. Hate. Math. It was fucking useless and only exists to make stupid assholes feel better about their intelligence. It didn't fucking do anything! He gave us math worksheets. I didn't fill it in because I wasn't a sheeple who wasted brain power on useless things.

I turned in the empty sheet and looked Pickles (I am NOT referring to him as "Mr. Pickles" Just because he knows some stupid shit doesn't mean he deserves my respect or a fancy title) I looked him in the eye to show him I would not tolerate bullying. He quickly gave me an A+. I smirked and walked out of class cuz math was over now.

"Hey sexy!" Oh shit. Disco Bear disco danced up to me and grabbed my ass "You wanna fuck?" He winked. I almost vomitted because he was so fat and ugly I growled at him demonically BECAUSE NOBODY FUCKING TOUCHED ME! But Disco Bear didn't disco care and kept groping me. "GET OFF OF HER!" A beautiful voice rang out across the hallways. It was like an angelic light in the midst of my miserable life. A green blur ran up and stabbed Disco Bitch in the face. I finally saw my savior. He was so sexy and beautiful that I thought he was an angel. He had green hair as soft and vivid as heaven's grass. His soft skin was as pale as the moon and shone as bright as the sun. He had perfectly shaped, luscious, pink lips like the innocence of a newborn. His body was absolutely perfect, like it was carved by God himself. His eyes were like two perfect, shiny jades. He smelled like a field of flowers, and the grace and mercy of God. My face turned red. I wanted to look away, because I did not know if I was allowed to look at someone as perfect and gorgeous as Him.

"Oh my God, what have I done?!" He shouted in a voice like the ringing bells of a holy church. He wept and quickly ran away "No! Come! Back!" I cried desperately, but he ran through the school doors as quickly as he had come.

I never believed in love.. but could I have been wrong?

Thanks for reading xD! I worked very hard on this and I hope you all like it. Please like and review (NO FUCKING FLAMES) thanks :3! I'll try to update soon.