The Bathhouse Expedition

Summary: What happens when Naruto goes on a research expedition with Jiraiya & almost gets caught? First fanfic so I'm sorry if it sucks. Set during the three-year skip period. Naru X Hina X Sak. Rated M for lemon.

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, unfortunately.

Naruto was at Ichiraku's Ramen Shop eating his 30th bowl. "Thanks old man now how much do I owe you?"A familiar voice stops him as he reaches for his gama coin purse.

"Hold on Naruto, I've got this."

"Purvey sage? What're you doing' here?

"Buying your lunch now shut up. How much is it?"

"150 yen. Cash please."

Jiraiya's jaw drops at how much, Good thing I've been doing extra missions. "Here you go."

"You missed my meaning Ero-Sannin, What do you want in exchange?"

"Can't I just pay for your food without getting a questionnaire?"

"NO, you never do something like this unless you need me for something now spill, what's the deal?"

"Oh alright here it is. I needed a partner for my next book and I was hoping you would want to be my pal in this."

"on two conditions. 1) We split the profit 50-50 and 2) I get credit, under an alias of course, in the book. So we got a deal?"

"Ok I can accept the credit, but we split the money 60-40. Along with you help with the research."

"NO WAY! We split the money 50-50 or no deal."

"fine 50-50 and you help with the research."

"Deal. Wait research?"

"Uh uh, to late Naruto. Your coming with me on my next expo unless you want to go against your nindo."

"Shit, I really fucking hate you bitch. You know I never go back on my word.'

"So meet here at noon tomorrow. Oh and kid, get some sleep, you'll need it."

The Next Day

"I've been here for hours, it's(looks at his watch)12:30. (Cue embarrassed anime look),OK half an hour but he's still late." An explosion of smoke alerts Naruto to his sensei's arrival.

"Ok I'm here, bring on the ladies." The sage says as he strikes a pose

"Finally, it's about time. Now if we get caught, this was your idea. Got it?"

"Yeah yeah whatever you say. Here's the plan." A half hour later "Ok let's go, and be quiet." They get to the bathhouse, go out back, and begin their session. They wait for hours but nothing happens until 11:00pm. Just as he is falling asleep, Naruto hears a familiar voice.

"Come on Hinata what's keeping you?"

"Sorry, I'm nervous."

"Why it'll be fine what's the matter?"

"It's just, I usually shower at home, not in public."

"Oh please quit whining and come on. At the massage this morning you were so tense, and didn't the masseuse say to take a nice hot bath?"

"Oh alright give me a minute I'll be right out." When she did come out she was in a towel.(cue Naruto nosebleed but just dripping) when she dropped the towel, Naruto couldn't help but stare at her perfect, slender body.(nosebleed starts to run in a stream)Sakura was already in the spring when Hinata walked out. When she started into the pool, Sakura stood up and waded to Hinata.(nosebleed pressure increase)Naruto sees Sakura lean over and whisper something in Hinata's ear. When Hinata starts to blush Sakura starts to nuzzle Hinata's neck and rub her body against Hinata's.

"Whoa kid this is a gold mine." when Jiraiya starts to walk closer to the fence…SNAP. The girls jump apart.

"Who's there? I swear if that's you Naruto, I'll kill you."

"Shit. See ya Naruto." He disappears in a cloud of smoke.

"Shit, shit, shit, what do I do? Think Naruto think, I got it. TRANSFORM."

"I'm going to, oh sorry hey want to join us?"

This rocks. "Sure just a sec." The transformed Naruto goes in and undresses stuffing her items in a locker and comes out in a towel. When Naruto came out the other two had picked up where they left off. Sakura started kissing Hinata softly on her neck, slowly working her way down Hinata's body. in just a few seconds Sakura had reached Hinata's twin cream colored mounds and began teasing a hard pink nipple with her tongue while rubbing the other with a hand, earning a small moan from Hinata. The other hand rubbing her own pink mound. When Sakura heard Hinata moan she started trailing kisses down the other girls body toward her soft lavender mound. When she reached the nether region, Hinata placed her legs on Sakura's shoulders as Sakura teased her clit.

"Come on Sakura quit teasing already." Moaned Hinata.

NO! We'll do this my way or not at all."

"But were leaving her out." Pointing at Naruto. To her surprise both girls walked over to her. Sakura got on her knees and started teasing her clit, as Hinata took an erect pink nipple in her mouth and began to suckle. In all the excitement Naruto lost concentration.

"NARUTO!" hollered Sakura as Hinata started blushing again.

"Psst Sakura can I talk to you over here for a moment Naruto don't move." They walk a ways away "remember when you asked me who I wanted as my first time and I didn't answer?"

"Yeah, so what?"

"Well I'm answering now, HIM! So work with me here, deal with it, and let him lick your cunt. "OK? OK."

"Fine but I won't like it and you will owe me big." So they walked back over to Naruto.

"Don't kill me." He says shrinking back in fear of the explosive temper Sakura has had in the past. In response Hinata just knelt and started licking the tip of Naruto's shaft and Sakura shoved his head between her legs. While Hinata alternated between strokes, Naruto darted his tongue in and out of Sakura's sacred mound. All Sakura could do was bite her lip to keep from screaming. After about ten minutes she couldn't stand it any longer.

"Hinata switch now." So Sakura straddled Naruto, as Hinata laid down above Naruto's head. With one powerful thrust, Naruto broke through Sakura's barrier. After a moment or two, Sakura started moving up and down on Naruto's shaft. While Naruto inched Hinata closer and closer to release, Sakura picked up speed. Naruto tried to match her pace but couldn't. "Yes, yes, yeeeeeeeees, faster, oh harder." Sakura panted between moans. While this was happening, Hinata started breathing faster. When Naruto felt Sakura start to tighten around him, he increased the pace. "Oh Narutooooooo." screamed Sakura as she went limp. As Naruto removed from her he licked up Hinata's sweet nectar from all over his face. as Hinata started to straddle Naruto, he stopped her.

"Turn around Hinata, we will both enjoy this." So as soon as Hinata turned around Naruto positioned himself outside her back door. As he thrust into her, one hand reached around and grabbed one of her twin C-cupped breasts, and the other hand grabbed her waist. Hinata loved the way he felt in her so much, she arched her back against him with his thrusts. About half way through the experience Hinata felt Naruto's hand move from her waist to her soft lavender mound. with every thrust his finger rubbed the normally hidden nub. When he withdrew from her she rolled over.

"Be gentle Naruto it's my first time." He started kissing her neck and began to move down her body. She felt his tongue draw a line from her neck, in between her cream colored twin mounds and make small circles around her navel. he then kissed a trail up her slender form and positioned himself outside her opening.

"This will only hurt for a moment." Naruto whispered tenderly. At that, he slowly inserted himself into her until he hit her barrier. "You ready?" with a nod he pushed past the obstruction and waited for her to get used to him. when she was ready, she started grinding her hips against his. At that signal he slowly replaced her cries of pain, with cries of ecstasy. When Hinata couldn't stand it much longer she flipped them both over and increased the pace. "Oh, baby girl, you want it that bad?"

"Mmm, oh yeah, faster, oh faster." As he increased the speed,her moans got louder. When he felt her getting ready to burst, he quickened the pace.

"Wait…for…me." he was starting to feel it but she was on the brink.

"Can't…hold…it…much…longer…" He was almost there so he sped up. their skin slapping together could be heard from hundreds of yards away. She tightened around him for a final time, then sweet release. To him it felt like a thousand tiny bursts that wouldn't stop. They passed out with him laying on top of her, and Sakura lying naked with her breasts pressed up against Naruto.

Hours later Tsunade went to the bathhouse. When she walked in what she saw shocked her. It looked like a yellow, pink, and lavender mess with a few limbs thrown in and mixed up together. When she realized what had happened, she turned around, walked out, and put a CLOSED sign on the door handle.

"I'll deal with this tomorrow, and take a nice hot bath at home." She said to herself as she went home.