Hello my name is detective fun size I my previous name was k9 but my physical form got destroyed in the 87th battle for the earth but some how cal (the little dead girl that got programmed into the planet known as the library the biggest library in the universe) caught my data as I was destroyed and sent me into this robot human in the storage space in the place known as Hollywood.
Anyways when I first opened my eyes I saw a whole lot of other dead robots on the ground with bullet holes in them witch I think might of been because of the two machine guns I have in each hands huh wonder what happened whatever.
Anyways I dropped the guns (the doctor wouldn't like to see me with them) and went out side but I instantly went back in to the set, there was a lot of people out side I went back to the closet and found a long coat and a stocking cap.
I probably shouldn't make a fuss about it's the middle of summer and I sneaked out the back door and boarded a tour train and rode my way out of there started a new life it's going good so far traveling looking for the doctor and solving crimes along the way.
I registered to the nearest police station (that way I can hear any body if they see the tardis)(Time and Relative Dimension in Space) so the very first day I got assigned a partner and a report some people heard a scream from her neighbours house and wanted it checked out so we got into a transportation machine locally known as a police car we drove up to the drive way a little after midnight and knocked on the door a middle aged man answered the door he didn't even look and a little excited and gay.
He asked us in we told him why we were here and he invited us in to explore and search the place well we found nothing wrong so we say down and chatted (picking up local slang) and the man started to look a little irritated and then he snapped and started ripping up his floor and brought out an older mans limbs we arrested him in a second flat and took him to jail but on the way out I saw the tardis and told my partner to take him in I got to explore some more. He said ok and left I went to the tardis and saw the doctor but a younger version of himself and asked to be his companion and he said yes. Oh wait a second that's where I remember this robots face he was traveling with the doctor I must be with him for a long long time now I can stop crimes on a outer galactic scale just the way I like it.