Errant Twilight Thoughts

by Drs. Belle and Alice Cluein

This is a collection of what several Twilight characters randomly think when there is nothing better to do. Each person has a keyword that repeatedly shows up in their thoughts.

1. Carlisle: Doctor

I am

Carlisle. I am a

doctor.

I do

doctoring.

My blonde hair helps me with

doctoring.

I

doctor

many people. I am a

doctoring

vampire. I bit my son and wife while I was

doctoring

them. Now they are vampires, but not

doctoring

vampires. I am also a

doctoring

vegetarian. I don't

doctor

animals, because I might eat them while

doctoring

them. And then the owners will be very mad with my

doctoring.

They will get me kicked out of my

doctoring

and I will be a

doctor

no more. And then I will be sad that there is no way I can continue my

doctoring.

And my family will get poor with me not

doctoring

people. But I am still a

doctor.

I still do

doctoring.

And I will

doctor

humans for the rest of my existence.