Sort(a confus)ing

by HolyPalmers'Kiss

The story of Harry Potter retold. Some people have been sorted differently and it has very interesting results. Because dividing children into groups based on characters traits that don't even begin to cover the diversity of their personality by an old, singing hat makes you doubt the Founders intelligence. And because that's what I would have done, had I been that hat.

1. Tom Riddle: Sorting

Tom Riddle: Sorting

My, my that's quite an impressive mind, Mr. Riddle

…

Slytherin would love to have you, so sly and cunning

Yes, put me there.

My, to declare such thing is these dark times. People are not quite nice to the Snakes, with the war now more than ever. It takes courage and bravery to admit such thing… hm, Gryffindor then perhaps?

What? No, I belong in Slytherin!

All right, all right… Then again, with such a thirst for knowledge, you'd be great in Ravenclaw as well…

No! Put me in Slytherin! I'm already smarter than these brats!

Indeed, not Ravenclaw then… Slytherin then, or… You seem quite loyal to your beliefs too, perhaps…

W-what?

And you work so hard to achieve your goals…. Hmm….

Wait! don't you –

Yes, yes! Better –

No, not –

be –

HUFFLEPUFF!

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I don't own Harry Potter, thank god for that because I would have totally ruined it :/

Warnings: don't take this fic serioulsy

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