Akatsuki's Halloween Bash

by Sihouette The Jellicle Cat

Itachi creeps out little kids, Hidan has twentyfour hours to carve a pumpkin, and Orochimaru shows his face? No wait, that's just a mask. Kakuzu dresses for the part, Sasori keeps a dead cat, and more! It's Halloween, everybody. And Akatsuki is so ready.

1. Chapter 1

Akatsuki's Halloween Bash

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AN: I'm back to writing crack... I'm sorry but all my other stories just make me sad... I can't think of how to update them... and my Interactive fic was a total bust. GOD DAMN YOU! It's all your fault... You loyal fans quit on me damnit damnit damnit! (I think damnit is my favorite word now...)

Deidara: No, it isn't, un.

Sasori: Yeah. Your favorite word is Perish, and The, and Thought.

AN: Ookay... Perish the thought, but-

Deidara: SEE! WE TOLD YOU, YEAH!

AN: How can I cut myself off..?

Pein: No clue.

AN: Anyway... Perish the thought, but, Tobi, the disclaimer please.

Tobi: Tobi and Co. do not own diddley squat so you damn lawyers GTFO!

AN: Good boy, Tobi... Very good boy... Anyway... ONWARD MARCH!

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Itachi coughed as he got ready to sing a song, on his next door neighbors porch. Poor kid... he was going to have nightmares for weeks. Itachi cleared his throat a few more times, and sang a few verses from Emo Kid. Finally, he was ready.

"Bonfires burning bright

Pumpkin faces in the night

I remember Halloween." He paused, to see if the kid was looking out his window. He began singing again, to see if he would come to the door.

"Dead cats hanging from poles

Little dead are out in groves

I remember Halloween

Brown leafed vertigo

Where skeletal life is known

I remember Halloween." By now the kid must've surely be ready to open his door. Itachi belted out a few more lines,

"This day anything goes

Burning bodies hanging from poles

I remember Halloween

Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween-" The kid opened the door, shivering from fright, and the cold brushing up against his bare legs. Itachi looked down. 'Shorts... how stupid.' Itachi prepared to sing again, when a black cat ran through his legs out into the yard.

"Candy apples and razor blades

Little dead are soon in graves

I remember Halloween

This day anything goes

Burning bodies hanging from poles

I remember

Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween

Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween..." He mused as he walked away from the now crying kid. It was done. He set the mood.

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Happy early Halloween everybody! Next chappie will be up soon.