Silent hill 2 from Pyramid head's perceive
Hi my names Pyramid head. Call me Pyra. Here I will tell you the story of how I met James saunderland. Not all you know about the events with him and me were accurate. This is what really happened.
I was skipping along the delightful corridors of the Department building and I sung as I frolicked
PYRA: "La la la la, dum de dum"
Suddenly I came to this bit where metal bars stopped my proceedings. I looked though the bars to see this Young handsome guy looking back at me, this was James and I couldn't help but stare at him…. he was so Handsome! But after a while he fled in horror into the room with the clock. Anyway I waited for him to get past the clock and pass the next room to get to where I was. But the silly bastard toke his time with working out the clock puzzle so I got bored and decided to see him later on.
Anyway I was in one of the Departments tickling two of those Mannequin guys, man those guys get excited. Unknowened to me James came in and hid in the wardrobe.
I soon tired with the Mannequins and I moved to centre of the room and started waving my hand in front of my head
JAMES: "Whoops I farted."
PYRA: "James, that you? You're waiting for me in the wardrobe?"
JAMES: "Aaaaaggh!"
He opened fired on me and I ran in fright
Then I was hanging around the stairway at the back of the building cause I knew James would pass here. Then I saw one of those Funny looking Acid vomiting guys. It looked so cute and it was vomiting and I gave pity. I had to give it a hug. So I hugged the feller (. Then James came along
JAMES: "Gasp! You filthy bastard!"
PYRA: "No! It's not what you think! I was just giving him a hug!
JAME: "Yeah right, die horrid hell beast."
Anyway I walked to James trying to embrace him to show I meant no harm. But he opened fire on me!
PYRA: "Holey cow!"
JAMES: "I think its more holey monster!"
PYRA: "Meanie! I am not taking this abuse…I am outta here!"
I walked down stairs out of the building, next time I saw James it was on top of the hospital, I was dragging a huge knife I was gonna give him as a pressie!
PYRA: "James…I figured we went on a bad start so I want to kiss and make up."
JAMES: "Oh no not him again!…..Erm….Look its Frankenstein!"
PYRA: "Where?"
I turned around, my knife swang and it accidentally hit James and sent him flying into a fence and he and the fence fell to the next floor.
PYRA: "I don't see…..hey where did he go?"
I soon found out James had a girl called Maria. I was so heartbroken, I cried and cried and flooded the lower areas of the labyrinth. I also knew Maria was really a monster so I ran to the rescue of my beloved James; I found the two under the hospital in the long hallway. I gave chase, James being the fit strong hunk that he is got to safety of the elevator first, but Maria has such a fat butt she couldn't get in. I saw my chance and inserted my spear into the demon's back! But James got a way and so I couldn't see him…..
James soon got to the labyrinth, but the bastard stole my knife I was gonna give him as a pressie and attacked me with it!
JAMES: "Take this spawn of evil!"
PYRA: "Meanie"!!
I ran away from the knife wielding maniac
JAMES: "Ahuh!" (Does Cloud strife's victory thing he does with the sword but with the Knife) "TRA DA DA DA LA TE DA!"
I was in the hotel and I saw Maria. She was back! So I used my magic powers to conjure up another me!
PYRA: "Yo!"
PYRA 2: "Hi dude!"
PYRA: "You're a handsome guy arnt you?"
PYRA 2: "Thanks, and you are too!"
PYRA: "Finerly someone who understands me!"
Me and the other me hugged. Then we remembered Maria, we both tied her up and hung her up by her feet. Then James came along. I stick my spear into Maria. There was still a little problem though….
PYRA: "James is my!"
PYRA 2: "No my!"
PYRA: "I saw him first!"
PYRA 2: "want a duel?"
PYRA: "Fine!"
Me and the other me started fighting over James. Suddenly James came interrupting everything by blasting us with his Hunting riffle!
JAMES: "Die!!!! Ga hahaha!"
PYRA: "Hey no fair!"
PYRA 2: "Look, lets just take it we will never have James."
PYRA: "Your right,"
Me and the other me was so heart broken we toke our spears and shoved them into our own heads and never walked again
THE END.
So you ask yourself how can I be writing this? A dead person can't write a Fanfic……. (Twilight zone music starts)
Hi my names Pyramid head. Call me Pyra. Here I will tell you the story of how I met James saunderland. Not all you know about the events with him and me were accurate. This is what really happened.
I was skipping along the delightful corridors of the Department building and I sung as I frolicked
PYRA: "La la la la, dum de dum"
Suddenly I came to this bit where metal bars stopped my proceedings. I looked though the bars to see this Young handsome guy looking back at me, this was James and I couldn't help but stare at him…. he was so Handsome! But after a while he fled in horror into the room with the clock. Anyway I waited for him to get past the clock and pass the next room to get to where I was. But the silly bastard toke his time with working out the clock puzzle so I got bored and decided to see him later on.
Anyway I was in one of the Departments tickling two of those Mannequin guys, man those guys get excited. Unknowened to me James came in and hid in the wardrobe.
I soon tired with the Mannequins and I moved to centre of the room and started waving my hand in front of my head
JAMES: "Whoops I farted."
PYRA: "James, that you? You're waiting for me in the wardrobe?"
JAMES: "Aaaaaggh!"
He opened fired on me and I ran in fright
Then I was hanging around the stairway at the back of the building cause I knew James would pass here. Then I saw one of those Funny looking Acid vomiting guys. It looked so cute and it was vomiting and I gave pity. I had to give it a hug. So I hugged the feller (. Then James came along
JAMES: "Gasp! You filthy bastard!"
PYRA: "No! It's not what you think! I was just giving him a hug!
JAME: "Yeah right, die horrid hell beast."
Anyway I walked to James trying to embrace him to show I meant no harm. But he opened fire on me!
PYRA: "Holey cow!"
JAMES: "I think its more holey monster!"
PYRA: "Meanie! I am not taking this abuse…I am outta here!"
I walked down stairs out of the building, next time I saw James it was on top of the hospital, I was dragging a huge knife I was gonna give him as a pressie!
PYRA: "James…I figured we went on a bad start so I want to kiss and make up."
JAMES: "Oh no not him again!…..Erm….Look its Frankenstein!"
PYRA: "Where?"
I turned around, my knife swang and it accidentally hit James and sent him flying into a fence and he and the fence fell to the next floor.
PYRA: "I don't see…..hey where did he go?"
I soon found out James had a girl called Maria. I was so heartbroken, I cried and cried and flooded the lower areas of the labyrinth. I also knew Maria was really a monster so I ran to the rescue of my beloved James; I found the two under the hospital in the long hallway. I gave chase, James being the fit strong hunk that he is got to safety of the elevator first, but Maria has such a fat butt she couldn't get in. I saw my chance and inserted my spear into the demon's back! But James got a way and so I couldn't see him…..
James soon got to the labyrinth, but the bastard stole my knife I was gonna give him as a pressie and attacked me with it!
JAMES: "Take this spawn of evil!"
PYRA: "Meanie"!!
I ran away from the knife wielding maniac
JAMES: "Ahuh!" (Does Cloud strife's victory thing he does with the sword but with the Knife) "TRA DA DA DA LA TE DA!"
I was in the hotel and I saw Maria. She was back! So I used my magic powers to conjure up another me!
PYRA: "Yo!"
PYRA 2: "Hi dude!"
PYRA: "You're a handsome guy arnt you?"
PYRA 2: "Thanks, and you are too!"
PYRA: "Finerly someone who understands me!"
Me and the other me hugged. Then we remembered Maria, we both tied her up and hung her up by her feet. Then James came along. I stick my spear into Maria. There was still a little problem though….
PYRA: "James is my!"
PYRA 2: "No my!"
PYRA: "I saw him first!"
PYRA 2: "want a duel?"
PYRA: "Fine!"
Me and the other me started fighting over James. Suddenly James came interrupting everything by blasting us with his Hunting riffle!
JAMES: "Die!!!! Ga hahaha!"
PYRA: "Hey no fair!"
PYRA 2: "Look, lets just take it we will never have James."
PYRA: "Your right,"
Me and the other me was so heart broken we toke our spears and shoved them into our own heads and never walked again
THE END.
So you ask yourself how can I be writing this? A dead person can't write a Fanfic……. (Twilight zone music starts)