Authors Note: Um…R&R? ^_^ And this will probably be a couple if not three
chapters long…
Disclaimer: I don't own IZ and stuff…Jhonen Vasquez does.
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Oh My Tallests
Chapter One: Dib in Space
Dib walked through Zim's base cautiously. He looked around for any sign of security, and then ran down a pathway until a voice stopped him.
"Computer!" Zim said.
Dib jumped behind some tubing on the walls as Zim walked by.
"What do you want?" The computer whined.
Zim raised a brow.
"Whoever decided to give computers attitudes needs to dumped in a vat of boiling bacon grease!" Zim commented.
Dib looked out from behind the wiring as Zim walked up to the large monitor in his base.
"How..." Zim started.
"I WANT BACON GREASE!" GIR screamed running in behind Zim.
"GIR what did I tell you about interrupting me?" Zim hissed.
"Ummmm..." GIR shrugged.
"Alert!" The computer sounded.
"What?" Zim asked it.
"I SAID alert are you deaf?" The computer said irritantly.
"Don't talk back to me you...computer thing!" Zim growled, "when I said 'what' it meant what do you mean not what did you say!" Zim told it.
"Hm... Mandy!" GIR said.
"Mandy?" Zim repeated, looking at GIR.
"Computer is such a boring name...how 'bout we call him Mandy!" GIR suggested.
"No, it's COMPUTER!!" Zim said.
"Why? I like Mandy..." The computer said thoughtfully.
"No, Mr. Scolex!" GIR changed his mind.
"Mr. Scolex? Where did you get that?" Zim asked.
GIR thought a moment
"I don't know..." he said.
Dib watched, thinking how incredibly stupid this conversation was getting...
"So, what was the alert for again?" Zim asked the computer...er...Mr. Scolex.
"Huh? Oh yeah, the Irken Armada is passing rather close to this galaxy." The computer...augh, MR. SCOLEX...said.
"What?" Zim said alarmed.
"I SAID THE IRKEN ARMADA..." Mr. Scolex repeated.
"I KNOW WHAT YOU SAID!" Zim yelled angrily, "but why?"
"Am I supposed to know everything? It's because I'm a computer huh?? JUST BECAUSE I'M A COMPUTER I'M SUPPOSED TO KNOW EVERYTHING..." Mr. Scolex went off.
"I WASN'T ASKING YOU!" Zim started getting very irritated at the sensitive computer.
"Oh...well then..." Mr. Scolex quieted down.
"Computer, put me through to the Almighty Tallests..." Zim said.
Nothing happened.
"Computer..." Zim started to say again.
"My name is Mr. Scolex!" The computer mused.
Zim looked at the computer oddly.
"Hi Mr. Scolex!" GIR waved.
"Hello GIR." The computer said happily.
Zim practically blew up.
"MR. SCOLEX or whatever, put me through to the Almighty Tallests..."
"Okie Dokie..." Mr. Scolex said, and the screen turned to the Tallests.
"What do you want, ZIM?" Red said after a moment of ignoring the screen.
"I notice that you're passing by this galaxy..." Zim said.
"So?" Purple interrupted.
The Tallests and Zim looked at each other in silence.
"Okay well, bye then..." Zim said ending the transmission.
"That was pointless..." Mr. Scolex told Zim.
Zim looked annoyed.
"Don't make me re-program you!" Zim said threateningly, and walked out, with GIR following close behind.
Dib watching them leave. As soon as he was sure they were gone, he crept out of the tubing, except got tangled and fell on his face when he finally did get out.
Dib walked calmly over to a door and pressed a button on the wall. The door opened and he walked inside.
There was a big hole in the ceiling and a platform on the floor.
"Oh what the heck..." Dib stepped on the platform and it went up through the hole. It stopped at the top, where what looked like an attic..a very strange and green attic...
Dib looked over and saw Zim's voot-cruiser.
"Oh yeah!" He ran over to it and ran his fingers down the dome, "hm..." he said thoughtfully, and got mischievous look on his face.
His hand slid over a motion sensor and the dome opened up. Very inviting in Dib's eyes.
He jumped in and looked at all the gadgets and buttons inside. He pressed one and the dome closed again.
Dib grabbed the control stick and pressed more buttons. The cruiser levitated and came out of the brace holding it, triggering the roof to open up.
The voot-cruiser shoot out into the sky and Dib shouted with joy.
~*~*~*~
Gaz sat on the couch and played her Game Slave. She gritted her teeth and jerked it around menacingly.
Suddenly her stomach grumbled.
She paused the game and looked at the clock with her father's face on it.
"Dib!" She shouted.
There was no answer. Gaz remembered he said that he was going to go out and try to blow up Zim's base again.
"Pff..stupid Dib..." she looked at the wristwatch with a communicator device in it, pressed a few buttons and Dib's face showed up on the screen.
"DIB! Get home now! I'm hungry and it's your turn to heat up the leftovers!" She growled at him.
"Gaz? Wow, I'm glad you called, you won't believe where I am!" He said happily.
"I don't care where you are just get home!" Gaz commanded.
Dib looked at her blankly.
"I can't...I'm in space." Dib answered.
"What? What are you doing in SPACE?" Gaz raised an eyebrow.
"It's so neat just look!" Dib faced the watch out into the stars of outer space, his view from the voot-cruiser.
"I DON'T CARE!!" Gaz screamed, "JUST COME BACK HERE!"
"...It took me a half hour to get past the Milky Way, I can't go back now!" Dib told her.
"How far do you plan on going?" Gaz said gritting her teeth.
"Hm...I want to see how far this baby can take me..." Dib said adventurously, then turned off the communicator.
"DIB!!" Gaz yelled, pressing buttons on it, getting no answer.
"Fine, I'll heat up the leftovers, but you aren't getting any!" Gaz threw off her watch and it hit a wall. She got up and walked into the kitchen.
~*~*~*~
Dib had just passed through a heavy fog, which was the barrier of Earth's Galaxy, now the fun would start.
He looked around at all there was to see, blackness with dots which were the stars...
Something caught his eye. It wasn't a star or blackness...it was...and big pink ship with lots of little pink ships surrounding it! The big one had the symbol of Zim's base on it...
"That must be the Irken mother ship!" Dib thought out loud.
Dib jeered off toward the ship. Thank God for autopilot...he would have surely crashed without it...that and the built in tutorial...
He was lucky that the spy camera had come when it did. It was hidden behind his glasses so he didn't even need to carry a camera. Everything he saw the camera saw, and he was glad that what he was seeing tonight was being caught on tape.
It took twenty minutes before he reached a docking port. The voot cruiser kept the suspicion down.
It landed by itself onto a cubicle like thing and Dib jumped out when the shield to keep out the vacuum of space closed.
Dib marveled at the technology of it all as he passed into a large room with glass windows.
There were Irkens everywhere but most were too busy to notice the earthenoid walking among them. Dib looked around, making sure the camera would get all of it.
Suddenly someone picked him up from behind.
"Who are YOU??" an Irken guard said, turning Dib to face him while dangling in the air.
"Huh? Me? Er..." Dib started to sweat.
The guard narrowed his eyes at Dib and shocked him with his tazer.
"Shut up..." the guard said, and carried Dib off.
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Disclaimer: I don't own IZ and stuff…Jhonen Vasquez does.
__________
Oh My Tallests
Chapter One: Dib in Space
Dib walked through Zim's base cautiously. He looked around for any sign of security, and then ran down a pathway until a voice stopped him.
"Computer!" Zim said.
Dib jumped behind some tubing on the walls as Zim walked by.
"What do you want?" The computer whined.
Zim raised a brow.
"Whoever decided to give computers attitudes needs to dumped in a vat of boiling bacon grease!" Zim commented.
Dib looked out from behind the wiring as Zim walked up to the large monitor in his base.
"How..." Zim started.
"I WANT BACON GREASE!" GIR screamed running in behind Zim.
"GIR what did I tell you about interrupting me?" Zim hissed.
"Ummmm..." GIR shrugged.
"Alert!" The computer sounded.
"What?" Zim asked it.
"I SAID alert are you deaf?" The computer said irritantly.
"Don't talk back to me you...computer thing!" Zim growled, "when I said 'what' it meant what do you mean not what did you say!" Zim told it.
"Hm... Mandy!" GIR said.
"Mandy?" Zim repeated, looking at GIR.
"Computer is such a boring name...how 'bout we call him Mandy!" GIR suggested.
"No, it's COMPUTER!!" Zim said.
"Why? I like Mandy..." The computer said thoughtfully.
"No, Mr. Scolex!" GIR changed his mind.
"Mr. Scolex? Where did you get that?" Zim asked.
GIR thought a moment
"I don't know..." he said.
Dib watched, thinking how incredibly stupid this conversation was getting...
"So, what was the alert for again?" Zim asked the computer...er...Mr. Scolex.
"Huh? Oh yeah, the Irken Armada is passing rather close to this galaxy." The computer...augh, MR. SCOLEX...said.
"What?" Zim said alarmed.
"I SAID THE IRKEN ARMADA..." Mr. Scolex repeated.
"I KNOW WHAT YOU SAID!" Zim yelled angrily, "but why?"
"Am I supposed to know everything? It's because I'm a computer huh?? JUST BECAUSE I'M A COMPUTER I'M SUPPOSED TO KNOW EVERYTHING..." Mr. Scolex went off.
"I WASN'T ASKING YOU!" Zim started getting very irritated at the sensitive computer.
"Oh...well then..." Mr. Scolex quieted down.
"Computer, put me through to the Almighty Tallests..." Zim said.
Nothing happened.
"Computer..." Zim started to say again.
"My name is Mr. Scolex!" The computer mused.
Zim looked at the computer oddly.
"Hi Mr. Scolex!" GIR waved.
"Hello GIR." The computer said happily.
Zim practically blew up.
"MR. SCOLEX or whatever, put me through to the Almighty Tallests..."
"Okie Dokie..." Mr. Scolex said, and the screen turned to the Tallests.
"What do you want, ZIM?" Red said after a moment of ignoring the screen.
"I notice that you're passing by this galaxy..." Zim said.
"So?" Purple interrupted.
The Tallests and Zim looked at each other in silence.
"Okay well, bye then..." Zim said ending the transmission.
"That was pointless..." Mr. Scolex told Zim.
Zim looked annoyed.
"Don't make me re-program you!" Zim said threateningly, and walked out, with GIR following close behind.
Dib watching them leave. As soon as he was sure they were gone, he crept out of the tubing, except got tangled and fell on his face when he finally did get out.
Dib walked calmly over to a door and pressed a button on the wall. The door opened and he walked inside.
There was a big hole in the ceiling and a platform on the floor.
"Oh what the heck..." Dib stepped on the platform and it went up through the hole. It stopped at the top, where what looked like an attic..a very strange and green attic...
Dib looked over and saw Zim's voot-cruiser.
"Oh yeah!" He ran over to it and ran his fingers down the dome, "hm..." he said thoughtfully, and got mischievous look on his face.
His hand slid over a motion sensor and the dome opened up. Very inviting in Dib's eyes.
He jumped in and looked at all the gadgets and buttons inside. He pressed one and the dome closed again.
Dib grabbed the control stick and pressed more buttons. The cruiser levitated and came out of the brace holding it, triggering the roof to open up.
The voot-cruiser shoot out into the sky and Dib shouted with joy.
~*~*~*~
Gaz sat on the couch and played her Game Slave. She gritted her teeth and jerked it around menacingly.
Suddenly her stomach grumbled.
She paused the game and looked at the clock with her father's face on it.
"Dib!" She shouted.
There was no answer. Gaz remembered he said that he was going to go out and try to blow up Zim's base again.
"Pff..stupid Dib..." she looked at the wristwatch with a communicator device in it, pressed a few buttons and Dib's face showed up on the screen.
"DIB! Get home now! I'm hungry and it's your turn to heat up the leftovers!" She growled at him.
"Gaz? Wow, I'm glad you called, you won't believe where I am!" He said happily.
"I don't care where you are just get home!" Gaz commanded.
Dib looked at her blankly.
"I can't...I'm in space." Dib answered.
"What? What are you doing in SPACE?" Gaz raised an eyebrow.
"It's so neat just look!" Dib faced the watch out into the stars of outer space, his view from the voot-cruiser.
"I DON'T CARE!!" Gaz screamed, "JUST COME BACK HERE!"
"...It took me a half hour to get past the Milky Way, I can't go back now!" Dib told her.
"How far do you plan on going?" Gaz said gritting her teeth.
"Hm...I want to see how far this baby can take me..." Dib said adventurously, then turned off the communicator.
"DIB!!" Gaz yelled, pressing buttons on it, getting no answer.
"Fine, I'll heat up the leftovers, but you aren't getting any!" Gaz threw off her watch and it hit a wall. She got up and walked into the kitchen.
~*~*~*~
Dib had just passed through a heavy fog, which was the barrier of Earth's Galaxy, now the fun would start.
He looked around at all there was to see, blackness with dots which were the stars...
Something caught his eye. It wasn't a star or blackness...it was...and big pink ship with lots of little pink ships surrounding it! The big one had the symbol of Zim's base on it...
"That must be the Irken mother ship!" Dib thought out loud.
Dib jeered off toward the ship. Thank God for autopilot...he would have surely crashed without it...that and the built in tutorial...
He was lucky that the spy camera had come when it did. It was hidden behind his glasses so he didn't even need to carry a camera. Everything he saw the camera saw, and he was glad that what he was seeing tonight was being caught on tape.
It took twenty minutes before he reached a docking port. The voot cruiser kept the suspicion down.
It landed by itself onto a cubicle like thing and Dib jumped out when the shield to keep out the vacuum of space closed.
Dib marveled at the technology of it all as he passed into a large room with glass windows.
There were Irkens everywhere but most were too busy to notice the earthenoid walking among them. Dib looked around, making sure the camera would get all of it.
Suddenly someone picked him up from behind.
"Who are YOU??" an Irken guard said, turning Dib to face him while dangling in the air.
"Huh? Me? Er..." Dib started to sweat.
The guard narrowed his eyes at Dib and shocked him with his tazer.
"Shut up..." the guard said, and carried Dib off.
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