TADA! A story!
This is humor! Not supposed to be taken as an actual attempt at writing. I am bored.
Harry Potter was sitting on his broom taking marijuana pills. (These wizards are great with drugs).
Hermione was on the broom to and she was smoking. All of a sudden Ron walked up! "WHAT THE (THIS CONTENT HAS BEEN REMOVED) ARE YOU DOING WITH MY GIRLFRIEND?"
"Go away Ronny poo!" Hermione said. "I'm ditching you for a guy who gives me real drugs!"
"But I (removed) with you!"
"RON! She's my girlfriend now. I can (removed) with her. HEHEHEHEHHAHAHAHHOHOHO"
"Well, why don't we form a threesome!"
"YAH!" Hermione screamed.
Harry moved the broom down for Ron to hop on. "Here have some marijuana pills."