K.V.:

I've started writing on a fiction, but there was a problem: when I wanted to post my first chapter all of the lettering changed! So now I got to redo the chapters I already wrote to fit fanfics, so in the meanwhile enjoy these short stories about 8year old danny fenton. Back then danny fenton was a cool gamer and the absolute king of the joystick! He loves horror- and science-fiction movies, monsters and bizarre computer games, and especially ghosts!… all kinds of stuff you have no use to in school!

Intro:

Will the spider Edge swallowed multiply itself and destroy mankind?

Disclaimer: I do not, will not and never have owned danny phantom and any characters from the series, they belong to butch Hartman. Also these short stories were based on kid paddle, I don't own him either as he belongs to middam. Only the kid named Edge is mine but I based him on Horace so I think I only own his name….

1: ARACHNIA ATTACK

a small soldier in purple clothing, with a golden spiked helmet on his head and a battle axe in hand walked trough a hospital hallway, suspiciously looking around for any unsuspected attackers.

Then a doctor appeared in front of him, he wore a long white trench coat, thick oval glacis and in his hand he had some clippers. The guy had an eerie laugh.

'take that! Psychopath!' a small boy shouted from his place behind the television, while pressing the buttons of his controller like a maniac.

The soldier cut of the doctor's head and he fell dead on the floor.

'Too bad, but not sad!' said the boy, while he continued steering his character trough the hallway until he saw a vile monster with bandages around his head.

The soldier slammed his axe on the monster's head but it backfired, the axe fell out of his hands while the soldier shocked and the monster's head bandages fell off revealing a metal plate.

The boy behind the television swallowed. 'uh?'

Ring… ring….

The monster grinned evilly while taping one of his long ugly fingers on his head plate. Then he jumped on top of the soldier and flattened him like a pancake.

'awe' said the boy behind his screen as he gulped.

Ring…. Ring….

The boy turned his head and yelled: 'jazz! Pick up the damn phone!

In the room next to his, a older girl was studying at her desk, she had long red hair which she held together with a diadem, she wore a plain black sweater and ordinary washed off jeans. 'pick it up yourself, I'm busy!' she yelled back at her brother.

Ring… ring…

In his room, he cracked his fingers, 'me too, you know, I still have two lives left!'

Ring… ring…

Jazz looked up from her book and frowned. 'I'm working! I don't spill my time with stupid video games!' she twirled her finger next to her temple when she said this.

Ring… ring…

The black raven haired boy looked up from his screen with a smile on his face. 'ten rings! That must be tucker!'

He got up from his chair and yelled to jazz: 'okay, I'll go!', then he placed his controller on his seat and turned off his game.

'but never say I never do something for you' he yelled as he walked out his room.

Ring… ring…

'yeah right', said jazz when she put her nose back in her book, and started studying.

The boy picked up the phone and introduced himself to the yet unknown caller: danny fenton here, if you're calling to sell insurance you should know this phone is programmed to give you a shock….

'of fifteen hundred megawatt danny, I know, I also tried it but nothing can stop them' danny was nodding his head while the person on the other side of the phone was talking, 'so you still have don't have your own phone, we should do something about that, letting the phone ring ten times is not acceptable.

Danny still nodded his head and jumped in a futon next to the phone and laid down in the comfy chair.

'hey tuck, I knew it was you' danny put up a grin.

'I'm calling to tell you joystick Billy finally got them in'

'really?' danny jumped up. 'did you buy them?'

bzzzt… 'ouch! This ridicules static transmitter can do absolutely nothing!' tucker was obviously busy with one of his experiments, danny reckoned as he heard the boy let out some curse words.

He was to exited to actually care and asked again: 'did you buy them or not?'

'No, danny, no, he only sells them from tomorrow on.' Said tucker while Danny's grin grew wider. 'cool!' was the only thing he could say when he held down the horn.

Joystick Billy, the shop owner placed a worm on the counter and said 'check this'. He cut the worm in two with a scalpel and greenish fluid came out of the worm, sticking on the counter. 'what do you think?' he asked with a huge smile on his face.

Tucker, a afro American boy with large glacis that made him look smart, a red beret on his head, and wearing a white coat and black baggy pants, said: 'it's ultra nasty'

Mega disgusting is what I think of it' said danny.

Joystick Billy leaned on his counter, 'go ahead little monsters this one's from the house'

Danny and tucker smiled and each of them took a half worm, put it in their mouth and started chewing on it.

'Mm, mm' , tucker tried to say something while he was chewing. ' there's, glum,…mm… glumonotine in this one…mm ..mm.'

then danny chew-talked. 'oh yeah!...mm…mm and what…mm… do you think…mm…. Mm.. of those sour bubbles…mm.. that splash trough your teeth..mm...mm'

when danny swallowed his worm, he took some money out of his pocket and placed it on the counter. 'give us two of each, no, no, on second thought, give us six!'

'coming right up!' said joystick as he rolled to the backroom with his roller blades.

Danny heard joystick falling into some cardboard boxes and swearing.

When he came back, he had a glutton spider stuck on his face.

'free sample' he said and took the spider of his face and but it in a paper bag.

When danny and tucker came out the store they were already chewing on another candy bug.

'shall I tell you something, they look like a real larvae grotesques from Colombia' said tucker while holding one of the bugs on eye-height.

'yeah! Edge is going to flip when he sees these!' said danny before swallowing another bug.

A small boy, kind of goofy looking, big thick glacis, slick hair that was gelled backwards, plain blue sweater and jeans, sat on a spring bunny, making the thing go forward, and backward, forward, and backwards.

Next to the fence that surrounded the playground, danny and tucker were looking at the boy. 'I told you he was here' said danny, pointing to the boy.

'that's strange, he's not sitting on the giraffe today' said tucker while he followed danny to the bunny hopping boy.

'352,…353,…354… hey guy's,… 355…' the boy smiled when he saw his friend coming to him.

Danny put his fists to his waist and put up kind of a cocky face as he said: 'hey edge, your going to break your record'

'yeah, what a nice machine, did they install a new spring' said tucker as he struck the same pose as danny.

'yep, but I don't think I will break my record today' edge had a little saddened face as he went back forward. 'the giraffe is better than this rabbit' he said and smiled again. ' the spring is crooked, its hard to steer it, and the wind is also a factor'

danny rolled his eyes. 'yeah right, hey, we want to show you something cool' he said while he held up his finger.

'hey danny look, without handsaaah!' edge had just let go of the bunny ears and he flew over the thing with his face to the grass.

Tucker and danny helped him get up and walked him to a bench, there edge sat down. 'so, what did you guy's want to show me?'

'It's insectography' said tucker.

Edge scratched his head.

'you'll see, first it's crispy, and after that it has a long slimy aftertaste, mmmm, super yummy!' Said danny while rubbing his belly and licking his lips of.

Then tucker held up a finger. 'you can choose from, meganof grotescus…

Then he held up another finger' Scorpios fenax…

With the third finger, the water stood in his mouth, 'and crokodus eboles.'

Then tucker snapped out of his fit and retook his former posture 'insectography is IN, nowadays' he said with a plain face while edge got an interested look on his face.

'but, what is, insec… ins.. insect.. inwhatchamacallit?' he then held up an eyebrow.

Danny shrugged, and tucker nodded slightly as danny said: aye, it's a new hype man, it wont be long before everyone do's it.' Then he shrugged again ' cockroach-cake, stuffed up beetle, black ant- caviar, spider soup, really!'

Then edge's eyes widened, 'you guy's eat bugs?'

'oh yeah, there full of proteins , good for the growing of bones' said tucker while winking an eye at danny.

Really? Asked edge while getting all exited.

'how many times do we have to tell you?' said danny and tucker together while shrugging.

'and only talking about it makes me hungry' said danny.

'yeah, me too' said tucker while taking one of the lifelike candy bugs out of his pocket and started chewing on it.

Danny also too one of the bugs and bit in it, purple glue-ish stuff sticking on his teeth.

Tucker swallowed his and licked his lips off. 'mm, delicious aftertaste!'

Edge looked at them in disgust and gulped.

Danny sucked the purple stuff pout of his bug and swallowed the rest whole.

'mm, ultra cool man, here edge, we also got one for you'

danny took one of the bugs and stuck out his hand to edge.

For a second, edge doubted but then he took the bug and put it in his mouth and started chewing on it.

When he finally swallowed it he said: 'it's delicious!'

'hey, I heard there's a spider-burger place opening soon' said danny with a grin on his face, he turned to tucker.

Edge jumped off the bench and looked underneath it.

'oh yeah, so that's what they ere building behind the school' tucker said.

Edge saw a little spider in his web underneath the bench.

'edge' called tucker and danny. When they saw he wasn't standing next to them they looked around and saw edge underneath the bench.

'oh what a nice little spider… mm…mm… mjam…'

'edge! What are you doing?' yelled danny and tucker together with widened eyes.

Edge came up form underneath the bench, a spider's leg stuck out his mouth.

Edge slurped it in his mouth and swallowed the spider whole… 'hey, this one wasn't good' he said, and stuck out his tongue.

Now it was danny and tucker staring in disgust.

'too salty I think' said edge.

'eh… euhm…arachnia park benchus! He ate an arachnia park bencus!' said tucker and pointed at edge.

Danny's skin turned pale. 'ugh!… alive!' he said.

There was a green house on a green field and the air turned red, lightning struck and thunder roared.

A giant spider came out the house by opening the roof and crawl trough.

It climbed up a telephone pole and walked over the cables towards big green city it towered over the city as he ran trough it, crushing buildings and making people run in fear.

Then a car drove near the spider and couldn't get trough so the driver started honking his horn.

Peep… peep… pee…

'whaaaaa! Terrible!'

danny shot up from his bed and started looking around in fear.

Then he recovered himself and said: 'yeah! That was gruesome, even better than the Texas, toothpick massacre, scene six!'

Danny, and tucker sat next to each other in class as there teacher began talking.

'good morning class, I take it that non of you has seen the utmost interesting program on the science channel, last night?'

danny and tucker had their books in front of their faces and were whispering to each other behind them. '…man, when that spider entered the city' finished danny his sentence.

'it was a documentary about the great poet Archibald folly, and by coincidence I have one of his poets for you…' preached the teacher.

all the children were awing and booing but the teacher didn't pay attention to them.

'and I'm most certain it will amaze you there's more to life than alone, comics and video gems.' Finished the teacher his sentence.

One of the students put up his finger and said: 'GAMES SIR!'

The teacher shrugged.

In the meanwhile tucker was whispering to danny. ' it could be there's some insulating material attached to it's feet, maybe we can find out by doing an experiment.

The teacher was screening the class with narrowed eyes. ' now who wants to read up loud a few pages of his beautiful work?'

He kept screening the class but none seemed to volunteer.

'okay then, no volunteers, like always, okay then….'

He looked at a list which had all the student's names written on it.

'edge lavey'

…

'edge?' the teacher looked over his class. 'edge?'

…no answer.

Danny and tucker choked and looked at edge's bench… no edge.

It was break and tucker was putting together something in which he used a calculator, a stylus, some cables, the hearing thingy's which you plug in an mp3 and a small wooden box.

'hurry up! Break's almost over and we have to go back to Archibald folly and the return of the revengeful third sonnet.' Said danny while constantly looking over his shoulder.

'hey relax, the guy shares my last name, he could be my ancestor' tucker said while shivering about that thought. 'finished' tucker apparently put together a cell phone… and it worked!

He dialled the number and it went over.

'hello miss lavey, we haven't seen edge this morning so danny and were asking if maybe he was sick'

'how nice of you that you call, and yes our little sweetie is having a tummy ache and lies in the hospital right now, our little bunny will be very happy you called' he heard from the other side.

'eh, yes miss lavey, thanks, until later miss' said tucker and pushed off his own made phone.'

Danny pulled tucker's arm, 'well, what's wrong with him?'

Tucker's eyes couldn't widen any more as they did as he said: 'it's terrible! Terrible! The little bunny… I mean edge lies in the hospital!'

Danny followed tucker as he walked towards the classroom. 'what is it? Is it serious?'

Tucker shook his head. 'his mother says everything will be all right but I think she just wants to comfy us,… or worse, they're lying to her! Yes, that's it, they want to cover up the truth!'

'really?' asked danny in disbelief.

'we need to check the internet' said tucker.

'What for?' Asked danny.

'Information about the arachnia park benchus!' Said tucker with an irritated tone in his voice.

They went past the classroom and into the school's library and started to type something on the keyboard of the computer there.

'I'm searching but I cant find it!' said danny after a while.

'yeah, but check this site' said tucker while pointing to the computer screen.

'youtube? Forget it, there's only movie's, nothing more.' Said danny with an eerie grin on his face.

'Let's look anyway' said tucker as he gave in the words and pressed the search button.

'what did I tell you, only movies' said danny when a few links appeared on the screen.

'Sometimes the truth is stranger than fiction' said tucker with a straight face.

Then he clicked on one of the movies.

Arachnia!!! Appeared on the screen and a man's voice started talking: 'based on a true story',

A spider was crawling in the floor underneath a bed, a man's hand lied on the floor as he slept wit his arm next to his bed.

'arachnia attack, don't sleep with your mouth open, there every ware.'

The spider crawled up the man's arm.

'I wanted to see the one with edge, but the empty headed one behind the register didn't….'

tucker stopped Danny's sentence. 'shh! Look!'

the spider crawled into the man's open mouth, danny and tucker's eyes widened when the sleeping man almost choked in the spider that was as big as a small apple.

'gruesome! That's what I call cool art! Said danny with a much approving look on his face.

'I didn't think so, look at this!' said tucker and was pointing to the screen again.

The man voice spoke again: ' your body is their nest, your intestines their food…

About 20 smaller spiders were now crawling out of the man's body trough his mouth and nose.

'hey, doesn't that look like an arachnia park benchus or what?' said danny.

Tucker threw his hands in the air, 'the proof! It's so detailed, it must be true!'

'Just like in the return of the cannibal ducks' said danny.

Now the first spider was standing on the sleeping man's overgrown nose and the voice spoke again: 'arachnia attack, maybe it's already too late…'

Close up on the spider.

'Edge!' said danny and tucker together.

Danny and tucker stepped of the bus they came to the hospital with.

'it's the only way, really, we need to tell the director what's going on, the spiders are eating edge from the inside and the doctors don't know anything!' said tucker as they walked to the hospital.

'unbelievable, let's first search for edge, maybe we should've taken something with us for him, like an insecticide spray for his troth. Said danny when they entered the hospital.

They came at a counter where sat a bored looking woman which was typing something on her computer. 'Were looking for edge lavey's room said danny.' 'visit's from unguided children is not allowed' the woman coughed out.

'and children guided by other children?' asked danny in kind of a sarcastic way.

'What?' asked the woman and looked away from her screen to look at him.

'nothing, come on tuck, were going home.

Tucker didn't move and was making a but pose. Danny took him by the wrist and whispered in his ear, 'I've got an idea'

A minute later a hospital bed which was lowered to practically ground height was rolling by the counter by itself, needles to say it was being helped by danny and tucker who lied on the bed and covered in the blankets.

The woman heard the squeaking of the wheels and looked to the entrance door…. Nothing. Then she looked over her counter to the other side, one door was closing but she couldn't see if anyone came out or entered trough the door…

Danny and tucker strolled trough the hospital, trying not to be seen they avoided every person in sight, hiding themselves in empty rooms or behind walls.

They came in a hallway that was empty and danny signed to tucker it was clear.

They saw a laundry basin and tucker crawled underneath it, danny jumped in it and landed on tucker's head.

'Ouch!'

'stt, we cant let them notice us.'

Danny looked trough the laundry in which he was covered and saw a doctor taking coffee from a machine.

The doctor turned to a monster and hundreds of spiders crawled out of his cup. He drank the spider coffee and one of the spiders crawled on his face, he stuck out a gigantic tongue and licked the spider off his face and swallowed it.

'come on, we need to find edge, before it's too late' said tucker.

Danny shook his head, the doctor changed to normal and drank the rest of his coffee.

'oh yeah, of course, find edge' said danny when he finally snapped out of his daydream.

'those little rascals are probably closely'

it was the woman from the counter talking to a guard.

Danny pushed tucker into a broom closet, 'quick, hide.'

' don't worry, I'll find them' said the guard to the counter woman.

'make sure they don't ever even want to come back' said the woman.

A spider lowered itself in front of danny and tucker.

They yelled like two crazy mentally ills.

And started blowing to the spider, problem was that the spider was in between them and the blew it to each other until tucker blew the spider into Danny's mouth which swallowed it hole.

'mmm where are they… huh?' the guard heard the screaming and a few seconds later danny and tucker came running to them.

Danny held his hands to his troth and was choking faintly, while tucker jumped up the woman and held himself to her collar his feet merely came lower than her waist. 'you got to help him! He ate a arachnia hospitalia! It's going to lay it's eggs in his stomach and the larvae's will eat away his intestines! We need to operate!'

In the meanwhile, danny wads trying to know how to breathe and gasped for air while the guard just looked at them stupidly.

'Quickly! Call an ambulance!' yelled tucker hysterically.

'Cool! Can I keep it and enlarge it digitally?' asked danny to a nurse while he was looking at a roentgen photo of his stomach which held a spider in it.

'you're the second that ask me that in two days, said the nurse.

'Medically speaking, swallowing a spider isn't dangerous, but still, is this a new hype or something, look there's another one in your pants'

she pointed to the roentgen photo where normally his pocket would be.

Tucker came in the room with a wheelchair.

'You found him! Edge, your all right!' said danny while he put his shirt back on.

'well you know, blind, eh , intes, no, eh…' said edge.

'you'll be all right' Said the nurse.

'yeah I know, the doctor told me, it's nothing serious' said edge.

'it was only a routine operation, and we don't need to be worried about the spider as it is digested by the stomach.' Said tucker smartly.

'the dudeo doctorologist told me himself.'

'look, I still had one left!' said danny and took the candy spider out his pocket.

Hue! Yelled tucker and edge together.

'ah, I'm beginning to understand where all the worry's are coming from, give me that awful thing, I need to cut it in four pieces! Give it to me!' said the nurse with a scalpel in her hand and a wide grin on her face.

Danny gave her the spider and she cut it in four, then she gave danny, edge and tucker a piece and took the last one for herself.

'mm, the legs taste like…mm… cherry's…' said the nurse.

mm… no that's.. his …mm… poison…' said danny.

Anyway, the lower part …mmm… is strawberry, or wild… strawberry from the …woods…mm' said tucker.

That's logical, spiders….mm live…mm…mm… in the woods. Said edge.

'Mm, now I taste something…mm.. different…mm' said the nurse.

'That's mint…' said tucker.

'Doesn't go good with strawberry.' Said danny.

'I think it's yummy' said edge.