GINNY AND HERMIONE'S LATE NIGHT SLUMBER PARTAY.
BY LYSS AND JOAN. The Asian.
CUZ WE'RE JUST THAT COOL.
Okay. So. School had ended for the summer, and Cho, Ginny and Hermione were
having a loverly lil sleepover at the Changs. it smelled a bit weird.. Cho, being the fuckly Asian that she is, got
her period and wanted to go swimming the next day. "You guys... I don't know how to
put a tampon in. My pussy is too small!" Hermione and Ginny looked at each other.
"Oh fuck this. Fucking Asians think they're so cool. With their high tech gear and shit."
"Okay, so here's a tampon..." started Hermione... when Gin interrupted.
"LOOK WHAT I CAN DO!" Gin got a cup and filled it with pop. Then she put 3
maxi tampons and a pad in it. And tipped the cup over. AND IT DIDN'T FUCKING
SPILL! Omg whose ever tried that! It's craaaazy!
Anyways... they explained how to put a tampon in. With pictures. Okaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.
Gin and Hermione get crazy and mix a liter of coke, red bull, and sugar. And drink it. And have small heart attacks. But they're okay.
Now... Gin's a bit crazy.. saying such messed up things. Wondering where her batteries went...
On the other hand, Hermione was incredibly wasted.. Cho snuck in beer . However it was azn beer so it tasted like dog shit. She drank so much that she puked all over a bowl of rice and soy sauce... hem hem.
Cho had to clean everything up for she worried that her parents might hear them.
As is turns out, Cho's father was clueless and didn't even notice the beer in the garbage cans and the smell of barf.
Ah.. what a relief it was..
So the next day. They're all swimming. Hermione's top came undone. She asked Cho to tie it for her. Cho's uncoordinated hands let go of the top which revealed her right boob o the world. To make matters worse, Cho slipped again and Hermione's left boob was revealed.
Oh wut a day it was for Hermione.. her friends were scared for life..
So it all ended by Cho's tampon went all the way up to her ovaries and killed her a horrible death.
Hermione just died.
And Ginny...
You shall never no...
And who the fuck cares.
THE END BUM BUM BUM BUMMMMMM