This takes place in season seven right at the beginning. So, right after TOW Monica's thunder. Nothing has changed. Ross still loves Rachel. Rachel is still depressed about Monica and Chandler's engagement and that's about it. Enjoy!
"Emily comes to New York"
Central Perk. Everyone except for Monica and Chandler are there.
Ross' cell phone rings. "Hello" he says. Than gets up from the couch and goes near the bathrooms to be able to hear the conversation clearer. There was a silence. Rachel decided to break it. "So, Joey how did the audition go this morning?" The ceiling all of a sudden fascinated Joey. "Oh, I am sorry Joey" Rachel said. "For what?" Joey replied. "The audition" Rachel replied. Joey face goes pale, and gasps. "Oh shit," He yells while he runs out of the door.
Ross comes back kind of looking dazed and uncomfortable. He sits next to Rachel on the couch. Phoebe noticed he was uncomfortable "Wow, what did you do in there Ross?" she teased. Ross just gave her a glare. Rachel took a sip of her coffee. "Emily is coming to New York" Rachel spit out her coffee.
Gunther came over and started to yell at Ross "Ross, why did you do that?" Rachel said "Gunther it was me". Gunther blushed, and said sorry to Ross, and turned to Rachel and said "Oh, its just a little coffee. I'll take care of it".
Rachel smiled. Than turned to Ross in shock. "She is coming to New York!" She hated the thought of Emily and Ross together. Wait, wasn't she married Rachel thought. Phoebe than said, "Why is she coming?" Ross answered " well, she is coming to see her uncle and she wanted to visit me again. And as I regret, I said Yes. But that's not the worst part." Phoebe and Rachel have blank looks on their faces. What could be worse than Emily visiting? Ross continued "She kept on barging on how perfect her life was after she got married and that leant me into saying I was also married."
Opening Credits
Monica and Chandler came in. Joey is still at his audition. Ross told them the story.
"Yeah, so I need a wife" Ross said sadly. Chandler than said with a joke
"Yeah. I guess three wasn't enough. Monica Chandler lightly. Monica than said " can't you pretend your wife was out of town" Ross than answers "No, I told her that me her will see her tomorrow. What should I do?" Phoebe than suggested "Well, you can find someone to pretend to be your wife."
Ross than says happily "I could do that. But who knows me very well, I have kissed and is a person to make Emily jealous?"
They all start to think, and they all start to stare at Rachel. Rachel looks at all of them and shakes her head, and starts to laugh. "Um…" she than says to Ross. "Me?" she asks. They all nod. Monica says frustrated "Come on, its just for a day, and Ross needs your help" Rachel looks at Ross and he is doing his puppy dog eyes. "Fine, only for tomorrow, though" Rachel gave up. Ross thanked Rachel by giving her a kiss on the cheek. He was very happy. 'The women he loved was going to help make Emily jealous.' Ross thought. He could tell by the look on her face that she already had some things in mind and that she was waiting for this day to come.
"Okay, we have to talk about this. Were can we go to be alone?" Rachel asked. Ross replied "My apartment. They started to leave. Rachel leaned for her jacket but Ross got it for her and said, "we have to start acting like a couple" Rachel enjoyed this idea. As they left the gang started to talk.
Monica "so, how long do you think Rachel has been waiting for this day?"
Phoebe replied " I don't know. A couple of years." They all nod. Joey comes in. Looking sad. Chandler "audition didn't go well?" Joey "No, it didn't. They said I was too old to play the part." Monica asked "How old did you have to be?" Joey answered "14" Chandler said, " Oh, you should of got the part. See, you should have told them. Your body looks like your thirty but your brain is about a 12-year-olds. They could have passed you for 14". Joey gave him a cold stare, but was used of Chandler doing this. So, he let it go.
"Where are Ross and Rachel?" Joey asked. Monica answered "At Ross' apartment" Joey had a dirty look on his face. "Nice" he said. Phoebe said
"that's not what they are doing". Chandler " so, you think they are gonna do it too?" Phoebe answered "yeah. Defiantly." In the infamous Phoebe way.