Hello, Reader of this story. I am, the now named, Jak Attack.
I want you to go into this story with a fair warning. You see, this story was made a long, long time ago. This story is horrible. I want you to rest assured that I am now a strict Vanilla Caffene-free user of FFN, as in stories that are actually worth reading and do not violate any rules I can think of. This was made back when I thought of the rules as just optional.
I won't delete this story; as much as it has clung to me like an embarrassing tumor, it seems others tend to enjoy it every once in a while, so I son't just flat out delete it. I simply am going to create one more chapter for it, sending it out to rest, and then I am discontinuing it. I may make a continuation of it, with Jak, Naomi, and the Unnamed Character trying to adapt to different styles of life, but it will be an actual story, not an interactive one.
If you are one of my fans (of which I like to believe I have), then I am sorry. If you are a new reader, rest assured that I have gotten better at fanfiction, as much as I hate it.
None of this has been edited in any way, shape, or form. Without further ado, I give you...
The legend of zelda: the truth and the dares.
Link: where am i? I was at the training grounds.
Zelda: *sleeping in night gown* snore snore link dont go mumblemumble
Navi: HEYLOOKLISTENHEYLOO- wait were am i? i was annoying a bunch of pre-k-ers.
Ilia: and i decree that you must have a horse to- were am i?
narutofan12345678: typetypetype wathe? o ya im in my fanfic.
Midna: yawn so bored and wereami?
narutofan12345678: your all in my fanfic, and call me Jak, its not my real name but i like the sound of it.
Link: sooooo...watnow?
Twilight: COOKIE!
all: wered she come from?
Jak: she was the one who inspired me to write this, with her story Ask The Zelda Crew. so i need ideas from all you, readers. except you *points at screen* GANNON-DORK LOVER. YOUR AN ABOMINABOBBINIMATION-man thats hard to say-TO ALL MANKIND! is he gone? GOOD I HATE THAT GUY. now for the rest of you, leave questions and dares-especially dares- in your reviews. sorry for short chappie, i need ideas from you guys. also, the 1st 3 people who leave me a message asking to be assisting hosts will be. bye!