A day at Quick Stop

by AlwaysInADream

Basically I wrote this for the lulz. People who actually enjoy Clerks may want to stay away. People who like awful fanfic, however...

One day Jay and Bob were working at Quick Stop and smoking a bunch of weed.

"Man I sure do enjoy smoking weed" Jay said.

Bob said nothing.

"Hey I think we're in a fanfic. We have to make out for that reason and that reason alone. There is definitely not another reason such as a running gag of repressed homosexuality on my part."

Bob frowned.

"What? Fanfics have a lot of slash."

Bob frowned more.

"Slash means guy-on-guy action."

Bob rolled his eyes.

"It totally does!"

Bob made some gestures that clearly meant "Whoever is writing this hasn't actually seen Clerks and is getting all their information from Kingdom of Loathing and Wikipedia. Also, 37 in a row." But he said nothing.

"I too enjoy homosexual activity! Let us partake in some!"

THEN THEY MADE OUT FOR AN HOUR.