Detective Xigbar
It was a clam night in The World That Never Was. The wind blew softly, and silence filled the air. I sat in my chair, arms behind my head, feet on my desk, completely relaxed. A loud knocking was heard, waking me from my light slumber. I called for the guest to enter the white room that was my office. He was tall, with blue hair, and a large scar shaped as an 'X' on his face. Saix. He entered and slammed his fist on my desk. 'Stop goofing off and get back to work' he said, but there was something more, something mysterious. No one goes to a detective for no reason. I ask him his true reason for being here. He says 'To tell you to stop playing detective and collect those hearts' but I knew that must've been code for something, a cry for help maybe. I asked what the real problem was, and he rolled his eyes and left. There must be something wrong. I decided I would tail him. A detective's job is hard, but I'm up for the challenge.
I left through the white door of my office and spotted Saix on the move. He appeared to be yelling at Demyx about something. I decided to move in closer. Saix was saying 'Demyx your too lazy for your own good, get back to work.' Hmm, perhaps that was code for something as well. Maybe they were arguing. Perhaps they were having an affair. Yes, that must be it, an affair! Now why would someone who's having an affair go to a detective? A coincidence? As if. Perhaps he wants me to help him in some way. I continued to tail him. 'Ah, Roxas' he said as he spotted the blonde in the Grey Room. 'Have you finished those mission reports?' More code, what could he be saying this time? Could he truly want the mission reports, or is it something else, something secret? 'Sorry Saix, not yet.' Roxas replied. So he hadn't done what Saix had wanted. Hmm, what could it have been? 'Well, get to it.' Saix replied back. Get to what, the mission reports? As if. There was defiantly something more.
I was watching Saix from the upper floor of the Hall of Empty Melodies. He was on the lower floor. He was talking to the new girl, Xion, number XIV. I couldn't quite tell what he was saying, but he said something about her being broken, and I think he called her a puppet. Now, what could that mean? Is he using her for something? What could it be? Is it work related? As if. It's got to be connected to whatever he was saying to Demyx and Roxas. Ah, I think I just cracked this case!
I went to the control room and turned on the intercom. I told all the members of the organization to meet me in the Round Room. I was about to reveal this mystery. When everyone was accounted for I told them what I had found out. "Attention everyone," I began "I think it is in your greatest interest to pay attention to what I have to say." Everyone rolled their eyes. They probably couldn't wait to hear what I had to say. I heard Larxene say 'Oh great, not that wannabe detective again.' I know she respects me. 'Okay everyone!' I said. 'By investigating tirelessly for twenty whole minutes, I have come to this conclusion… Saix in having an affair with Demyx, and is black-mailing Roxas and Xion to keep quiet. That is all.' Xemnas shot up in a fit of anger. 'Saix how could you?' 'Superior, this man is delusional!' Saix yelled back. A detective's job is hard, but I'm always up for the challenge. 'Xigbar you are the worse detective ever!' And I do love their praise.