ONE SHOT! Just a short one-shot i wrote one day when i was bored. Enjoy. :)

Alec was exhausted. He'd just come from fighting a horde of ravenger demons with Izzy and Jace. Clary wasn't able to come because she had to help her mother with her wedding plans. Alec went to the institute instead of to the apartment with Magnus. He knew that Magnus had went to a party, and was probably very recklessly intoxicated. Though he also knew Magnus would be mad at him if he didn't come home and made him "worry" all night.

Ah, oh well.

When he got into his room he pulled his phone out of his new boots,( Magnus had bought them) and saw he had 13 messages from Magnus.

Great.

He sent him a quick text back.

'Magnus...'

That was all he sent him, because he knew it was enough to calm him and keep him from "running around the streets naked until he came home"

'I was worried about you darling. Now why don't you come home so we can cum at home. ;) ;)'

Alec blushed at the words on the screen before typing out a reply.

'Sorry, can't. And you know i don't do "that" anyways.'

'Well i guess I'll have to cum over there, and get my ;) ;) hmm?'

'NO! Magnus, no!'

'I will and you know it.'

'Okay! I'll be right over... but Magnus you know I'm not ready for *wink wink* yet. Any kind of it.'

'Awh. :( and to think of all the other ways of ;) ;) you would have been good at.'

'Magnus we can only do it two ways.'

'What?'

'First off, You're wrong. We can ;) ;) a TON of ways. And secondly, get your hot butt over here, and help me out of the kitchen sink.'

'*sigh* Magnus...'

"What the heck, Magnus!"

He had had to sneak out of the institute at 11:30. Unsuccessfully apparently since Isabelle texted him when he got out of the elevator.

'Have fun with, Magnus. ;) ;)'

He groaned, and chose not to reply.

"Um," Magnus said, shifting uncomfortably in the kitchen sink, "it isn't what it looks like?"

Alec shook his head moving around the island to the kitchen sink, and his obviously drunk boyfriend. He gripped Magnus arm, and pulled hard.

"Oof!" Magnus exclaimed as he fell on his face, "ouch."

"*sigh* Magnus."

Hope you enjoyed! ^_^ R&R