Ice: Don't ask me how this one came into my mind. It just hit me while I watched Blue Collar Comedy Tour… Yeah, the "I believe…" just sounded like a good story idea. Please read and review.
Fayt: Before she forgets, she doesn't own anything, so don't sue her.
Ice: Thanky thanky. I didn't forget. I just didn't want to do it.
Albel: Manipulative little…
Ice: Be nice. I'll get you back.
Just another day on the open road to Kirlsa, Fayt and friends were taking their time enjoying the scenery. It was almost dark when they decided to set up camp. Since the threat of the Enforcers was over, it was peaceful with no monsters roaming around.
Over by the fire, Cliff was laying down by the fire lost in thought. Out of boredom and humor, he tried to strike up an odd yet interesting conversation throughout the group.
"I believe… that when I become leader of Quark again, all girls should wear mini skirts", started Cliff.
"I thought some already did…" commented Fayt.
"Huh? Dang."
"I believe that most of our time is wasted walking back and forth to towns", continued Nel.
"Amen", everyone agreed.
"I believe… that most people don't know what they believe, but know they believe", Fayt went on.
"I believe that teamwork conquers all!" raged Sophia.
"Umm… I'm just not going to say anything", stated Nel.
"No comment", replied Cliff.
"I believe some people and their wild rants should just stay quiet", countered Roger.
"Fayt, they're being mean to me again!" whined Sophia.
"And you want me to do what about it?"
"We're not being mean, yet. You want mean? Come here a minute", coaxed Albel.
"Down, boy. No attacks tonight. Wait till we get to town and try to sell this junk."
"Like that's going to work."
"I believe… that most men just like to sit around and argue over who pays or does the attacking", stated Mirage.
"So true", responded all the girls.
"I believe that most women are best when quiet", commented Albel.
"I believe most men don't know what they're in for when they make ridiculous comments", Maria backfired.
"She told you!" roared Roger.
"Goes for you too, boy."
"…"
"Goes for all male species. Girl power rules!" cheered the girls.
"Night", said Cliff giving up.
"Losers go to sleep early. Hah!" said Mirage.
"Hopefully you wake up in the morning…" started Albel.
"What did I tell you? Knock it off till we get to town", fussed Fayt.
"Hmph."
Soon after the 'I believe…' rant, everyone went to sleep. Once it was dawn, they set out for town.
Ice: Doesn't sound too good, I know. I got to come up with better. It just struck me while watching Blue Collar Comedy Tour and their 'I believe…" skit. Didn't help that I was listening to Jeff Foxworthy's You Might Be a Redneck If… CD. Hehehe. Please review and feel free to help me out with any ideas you might have. I might just use them and give you a special place in the story.