Hello everybody my name is TheAwoken54321 and welcome to the very first Overwatch x Batman Arkham City crossover, "Junkers in Arkham City."
Now some of you might be wondering "Whats so special about a Overwatch x Batman crossover? Isn't it kind of stupid for them to be in the same time period?"
Yes, yes it is. But what if I changed it up a little.
You see I've been playing Junkrat recently in the game so much that suddenly while I was in the middle of a game, I thought of an idea.
What if Junkrat accidentally set off a dimensional warp machine and manage to teleport himself out of his own universe and into a new one... well along with his bud Roadhog of course.
I don't know how I'm gonna go with this story and I know I'm definitely not gonna have him be all heroish in this story. He's a fucking Mercenary for christ sake, actually he's more than that. I could list quite a few more of his occupations.
Anyway, just read it. If you enjoy it then I might keep it up. If not then I'll forget about this idea and move on to something else while updating the stories you guys wanna read.
Now without a further a do...
Let the story begin.
Enjoy... Or not, your choice.
"Oi, hiya mates. The names Jamison. Jamison Fawkes, but most of you know me as Junkrat. Now before you do anything, why don't ya pull up a comfy chair, sit back, relax, grab some popcorn and get ready for the show chaps! Trust me, you're gonna need it... just save some for me alroight. Fella's gotta eat himself too ya know."
"Anyway, to those of you who know of mah status. Great! You've done your research. But to those of you who don't, let me help give ya a few ideas of what type of person I really am."
Junkrat suddenly pulled out a detonator before pressing the red button, exploding the wall behind him revealing a white sketch board. "Ah, here we are~. Anyway, I bet most of ya know about the first Omnic Crisis and how the government officials of Australia gave the Omnics the Outback in order to set a long term peace treaty. But I nor a bunch of others would stand for it, those suits were basically giving away our homes. None of us loiked that! So we basically did what we had to do." Junkrat grew a maniacal grin before laughing. "Yup, you guessed it! We blew them all up! Ooohahahaha!"
"But that didn't mean anything happened to us. No, we blew their fusion core in order to wipe 'em all. Next thing we knew the whole region was irradiated with radiation. A lot of us died, but to those of us that didn't! We basically lost our minds. Yup, that was basically how the Junkers were created, well until we me and hog blew them up as well. They're still holdin' a grudge against us."
"And thats how us two chaps started to do our own dirty work. You guys can basically label us whatever ya can think of." He raised his fingers before he started to count off what the UN and the people saw them as. "Anarchists, Thieves, Mercenaries, Scavengers, Terroists, whatever ya can think off mate. Thats who we really are and always will be."
"The next thing we knew we started to hear rumors. Rumors about some secret weapon that can be used to wipe out the Omnics for good. Oh, I wanted..."
"We." A deep voice could be heard in the background.
"Errr, we wanted that weapon so badly. Think of it, wiping out the entire Omnic population with one weapon! Thats basically a dream come true!" Junkrat's mood all of a sudden turned all serious. "But there's only one thing that proves to be a problem about the guy that told us." He then leaned in until you can only see his eye and part of his face. "He was a suit. And you guys know how untrustworthy these suits are. They say something only for it to be false later on. They loike ta play with yer head in order to get wot they want. I hate them!
Junkrat then rubbed his hands together as he started to laugh menacingly. "Ohh, but that didn't stop me and hog from getting the information out of 'em. According to the suit, the weapon was located in some top secret facility in the middle of nowhere. Somewhere where not even the public no of. But that didn't stop me and hog from getting the location roight out of 'em." Junkrat let out a sigh in satisfaction as he remembered the time he made the suit screamed.
"Ya know whot, enough of this chit-chat. Whaddaya say you read it for yourselves? Yeah that sounds loike a great idea. Enjoy the story folks!"
"So this is the place that suit was talking about..." Junkrat stated lying on the ground as he looked at this so called secret facility from a distance with a pair of binoculars along with his buddy Roadhog.
Roadhog gave a grunt in confirmation as he was lying there next to him, waiting for their push forward.
"Doesn't look loike much to me. Sure there's guards patrolling the outskirts of this place, but it's nothin' we can't handle." Junkrat then withdrew his binoculars before looking towards his bofyguard. "Say, since this is top secret after all. Whaddaya say we take matters into our own hands? How about instead of going in loud and blowing things up, we go in smart and quiet. That way once we get inside, Wham, they'll never see what hit 'em."
...
"No?... Does it sound too cliche?"
...
"Yeah, your roight. Quiet isn't our style." Junkrat then threw his binoculars aside before grabbing his frag launcher from next to him. "Welp, I guess we're goin' in the old fashion way, Ohohohahaha!"
Roadhog just stood there staring at his partner as he continued laughing. As Junkrat continued to laugh, Roadhog took a look towards the secret facility as if he was observing it's mere seconds of destruction. With those thoughts in mind, he pulled out his scrap gun before loading it with shrapnel all while keeping a solid eye on the place.
"Hows the perimeter looking on your side?" The first guard asked.
*Sigh* "It's going alright. Nothing new... like always." The second guard responded, muttering the last to words to himself. "Say, don't you ever get... you know... bored of the same old routine?"
"What do you mean?"
"Well, being a guard kinda sucks. We're stuck out here until our night shifts ends. We're basically doing nothing but patrolling the same perimeter over and over again. It get's quite annoying to be honest."
"Well, I can agree with you on that. A change could be helpful once in a while. At least to entertain us as we do our jobs."
"Yeah, exactly... but, I just don't want anything." The second guard lifted his assault rifle before wiping it gently. "I wanna feel more like I'm doing some good. I wanna shoot something."
"You can shoot that rock, nobody'll mind."
"No, I just don't wanna shoot a rock. I wanna make something bleed, maybe kill a few bad guys as well."
*Scoff* "Good luck with that. This place is not even known to the public. I doubt there'll be something like that happening at all."
The second soldier let out a sigh in dissatisfaction as he thought about this. There isn't going to be anything like what he thought happening anytime soon, not when nobody aside from the government knows where they reside. "Yeah, I guess you're right."
*Snap*
"What was that?! The second soldier stated as he pointed his weapon towards the general direction he heard the sound.
"Relax, it's just the guys trying to scare ya. I swear they do this all the time when they're bored. Watch." The first soldier then towards the direction the sound came from before calling out. "Guys! Come on out, we know you're there! You're not fooling anyone tonight!"
The first soldier stood there waiting for a response from his comrades, he stared into the darkness for quite a while before he shook his head. "God damn it am I gonna have to go get you guys?" He started to walk towards the darkness and was about to flick on his flashlight until a giant hook hurling through the dark before latching onto the soldier.
"...oh fuck." That was the last thing he could've said before he was hurled into the darkness screaming before the sound of shredding could be heard.
"Oh shit, oh shit!" The second soldier immediately reacted to this turn of events as he raised his assault rifle before unloading his clip where he saw his fellow comrade get pulled into.
As soon as he unloaded his mag, he stood there for a good few seconds waiting for anything to hit the floor or come out from within the darkness. What happened next surprised him to no end, a man, a very large man with various tattoos, spiked clothing, a gas mask on his face and a bloated belly came walking out of the darkness as he inhaled on a canister he never seen before.
As the strange man started to make his way towards the guard, the guards hands started to shake as he reached for another mag in order to load his assault rifle. Unfortunately he was shaking a bit to much that in the end, he dropped his weapon and his clip on the floor. As he made an attempt to pick up his weapon, the strange man's foot was suddenly in front of him as he used his foot in to prevent the guard from picking up his weapon.
The guard was shaking all while he looked upon the leg in front of him, his eyes soon started to trace up the man's body until he became face to face with the man. "Y-you're..."
"...Boo."
Immediately the guard jumped back onto his feet before he started to run away from the man he saw before him, he knew, he knew it has to be him. There was definitely no doubt that it wasn't him. All of the features he contained were the same ones he saw on pictures on the newspaper and bounty lists.
Roadhog...
As he continued to run away from his pursuer, he failed to notice what he was about to run into.
*Snap* "Aaahhhhh! My leg!" The guard screamed in pain as he was desperately trying to pry off the bear trap he stepped on. He didn't even notice the sound of footsteps closing in on him.
"Well well well. What do we have 'ere?" The sound of an man with an Australian accent questioned.
The soldier looked up towards the person who spoke before his eye's widen in surprise. "J-J-Jun-"
"Now hold on mate. I believe you guys have some weapon that me and my buddy Roadhog want. Now..." Junkrat then pointed his frag launcher towards the man as Roadhog caught up with them. "... care to tell me where it is?"
"That guard didn't take long to break. Now..." Junkrat stated as he walked through the fence his buddy Roadhog managed to rip open. "... lets go get that weapon."
The mayhem soon occurred not a moment later. Explosions were occurring left and right, bombs were being detonated around every corner they turned into, there was nothing but complete destruction going on in the facility at the moment, all in the hands of two men.
"Fall back, Fall back!" One guard yelled out as he and a bunch of others started to retreat inside the building.
Unfortunately, Junkrat wasn't get let that happen. "You're not gettin' away that easily." He then grabbed a rip-tire he keeps strapped on his back before he activate it. "Fire in the hole!"
He then pulled out what seemed to be a remote control for the rip-tire as he used it to get towards the group of guards retreating. It wasn't long until the tire explode over the group effectively killing a bunch of them. "Ahahahaha! The sweet sounds of explosions."
"No, please!"
Junkrat turned around just in time to see his buddy Roadhog kill a guard he just hooked with his scrap gun. As soon as the guard's body shredded, he took out a bunch of shrapnel metal before placing it into his favorite weapon, Whole Hog.
With that done, he pointed his weapon towards the entrance where the enemy was coming out of before winding the side of it allowing pellets of shrapnel bullets to spray out injuring/killing them in the process all while letting out a crazy laugh.
"Oi, hog! Save some fer me will ya?"
An explosion suddenly shook the facility as Junkrat used one of his bombs to blow open a wall that led inside a room. As soon as they entered the room, they noticed the immediate difference from this room compared to other rooms they blew into, and it fascinated Junkrat to no extent.
"Ohohoho! Hog look at all these weapons they were keeping in 'ere. We can make a fortune if we sell these to the right buyers, better yet, we can take over the world with all of these in our hands." Junkrat stated as he ran to each and everyone one of the room with stars in his eyes. He then stopped in front of a weapon that read 'Plasmatic beam'. Curious about this weapon he started to read what the description said about it from underneath it.
"Plasmatic Beam, a highly destructive plasma that can rip though rock, steel, and even mountains if charged fully. Hmm... sounds terrifying." Junkrat gave off a soft chuckle before he moved on to the next one.
Every weapon he read about started to please him more and more. He also noticed that every weapon in this room always had its own unique features whether it'd be in the battlefield or for medical treatment. Some were meant for total utter chaos while some others can be used to help cure illnesses or reattach limbs, organs, and other horrible accidents that can happen.
"Wow, this is just amazing. Hog! Gather as much of these weapon as you can and let's get outta 'ere. I don't want to deal with anymore guards and put somethin' as valuable as these at risk of being damage."
"Okay..."
"Oh and be careful with them. We don't want anything bad happening to them or we might just blow this whole place up."
Roadhog just grunted in confirmation as he and Junkrat started to grab as many of these weapons they can get.
A few minutes later
"Come on hog, that's enough. Those bloody reinforcements might appear soon." Junkrat stated as he started to run to the exit with Roadhog following shortly after. As they were about to run out of the room, Roadhog failed to noticed a small pad he dropped on the ground.
The pad quickly separated into four parts before making an oval shape in mid air. After a few seconds, a bright light emitted from the object, catching Junkrats and Roadhogs attention.
"Oi, what's that?" Junkrat stated once he got a good view of the object before him.
...
"Did you do somethin' hog? For chroist sake you gotta learn to be careful ya know." Junkrat put down his bunch of weapons he had in his grasp before walking over to the device and started to fiddle with it. "How do you turn this thing off?"
"I don't know..."
"Yeah, well we can't just leave it loike that. Maybe we can sell this as well for quite a high price." Junkrat then went into a thinking pose as he thought ways he could turn off the device. He stood there for quite a few seconds until suddenly he started to feel himself getting pulled. "Oi, hog?"
"Hmm."
"Do you feel that?"
...
"I swear it feels like I'm getting pulled, eh maybe its mah imagination." Junkrat suddenly saw one of his objects fly passed him and into the object he was trying to turn off. "Oh... so that's what where that feelin' was comin' from."
Before he could turn to his buddy, he started to feel the object pull on him much more stronger. "Bloody hell! That machine is trying to suck me in!" He turned back to Roadhog only to see him trying to keep the weapons in his grasp. "Forget about the weapons hog! Let's just get outta 'ere before we get sucked in as well!"
Roadhog then let go of the weapons all at once, causing them to hurtle its way towards Junkrat.
"Don't let 'em go in front of me ya idiot!" Junkrat yelled out as he dodged a few weapons coming at him. Unfortunately, he was caught surprise when one of the weapons flew straight towards his head and smacked him straight in the face sending him flying towards the portal behind him. "Aaahhhh-oof!"
Junkrat looked at what stopped himself being sucked in only to find Roadhogs hook circled around his waist keeping him inches away from the object behind him. "Roadhog, once we get outta this! Remind me to give ya a 75% cut for the next two months! Now pull me away from this weird portal god damn it!"
Roadhog could only grunt in response as he started to slowly pull Junkrat away from the portal.
"Ahahaha! In your face gravity! You're not gettin' me that easily!" Junkrat stated as he was almost home free.
Right as he was about to get away from the objects line of sight, Roadhog failed to notice a lose poll break from the wall behind him before tripping him from behind.
"Oh me and my big mouth." Junkrat stated once felt himself being sucked back in.
"Aaaaaahhhhhh!"
The two Junkers screamed as they were sucked into the portal, not knowing where they were gonna end up next. After a few seconds the portal started to spark a bit as the entrance of it slowly started to die down trapping anyone inside until they could find a way back.
Arkham City
As most of you know, Arkham city isn't a beautiful place. The city was literally filled with chaos everywhere you go. The streets were flooded with goons whether they'd be on the same gang or not. If they weren't in the same gang well then that streets usually turns into a turf war for control over the area. Thus began the Arkham City Gang war between three rival gangs. The Joker, Penguins, and Two Face. Each of them had control of their own gang and all wanted to have control of the mega-sprawling prison. But unknown to all three of them, a new threat was gonna make itself known to the city any minute now.
In an alley, a rip between space and time made itself known as two figures came out screaming and plunged into a garbage container below.
"Oh, that was one hell of a roide." Junkrat stated as he started to climb out if the garbage container. "... I think I'm gonna be sick with all that twistin' and turnin'."
"Agreed." Roadhog appeared, once Junkrat got out of the garbage container, while holding on to his stomach. "I think I'm gonna..."
Immediately, Roadhog pulled off his mask before vomiting inside the garbage container.
"There there big guy. It's over now. Let it all out." Junkrat had somewhat of a disgusted look on his face as he patted the back of his bodyguards back.
Roadhog kept vomiting for a good minute until he finally finished all while Junkrat was patting his back. "Thanks." He grunted as he wiped his mouth before putting on his gas mask again.
"It's alroight bud. That's whot friends are for. Now, how are ya feelin." Junkrat stated as Roadhog got out of the garbage container.
Before Roadhog could've answered, a deep growl emitted from both of their stomachs. Roadhog stood there gazing at his stomach for a few seconds before diverting his attention back to Junkrat and responding. "Hungry."
"Yeah, I feel ya mate." Junkrat stated before he started to walk towards the exit of the alleyway as he motioned Roadhog to follow. "Well, let's go see if there's any place sellin' grub around 'ere. There can't be one to far."
Little did they know, the city they were in wasn't normal as they expected it to be.
As soon as they stepped out of the alley, Junkrat was taken by surprise on what he was witnessing. There were stores with broken window, old broken rusted cars with some of them on fire, and trash littered all over the street whether they'd be in a trash bag or not. "Whoa... whot happened to this place?"
...
"Yeah, neither do I. I swear this place looks loike its the Omnic Croisis all over again!" Junkrat pointed out. He gave an annoyed sigh before he started to move along the street. "Come on hog. Let's go see if we can find food someplace else."
"Understood..."
The two Junkers have been wandering aimlessly all over the city for a while now and not once have they come across a place where they can find food. They couldn't even find anybody around here.
"For chroist sake what does it take for someone to find food in this dump! I swear am I gonna have to blow up everything in order to find whot I..."
"We..."
"Whot we want!"
Junkrat was getting more furious by every passing minute. Surely it doesn't take this long to get something he wants.
"And where are the people anyway? I haven't seen a bloody soul in this city ever since we got 'ere!"
Before Junkrat can keep ranting about himself starving in this city, his belly suddenly let out another strong growl causing it to hurt a little.
"Oh, I'm so hungry...so so hungry." Junkrat stated as he held onto his stomach as he fell face onto the ground. "I don't know if I can keep going hog. I'm starving to death roight now. I don't think I can even move a muscle."
Roadhog just looked at Junkrat for a few seconds before he dropped his scrap gun and sat down next to him causing Junkrat to look at him confusingly.
"Oi, what're ya doing mate? You're much stronger than I am. You should've left me 'ere by now."
"No..."
"Huh? Whaddaya mean no?"
Before Roadhog could answer, both of them heard the familiar sound of a helicopter coming closer to them. They both looked to see the helicopter zooming towards them before it seemed to have dropped a supply crate and had it parachute all the way down to the floor. The two looked at the crate as it descended gently towards the ground before it landed inches away from them.
"Huh, whot's that?" Junkrat asked.
Roadhog, deciding to see what it is, got up from the ground and made his way to the crate that dropped. Once he reached it, he grabbed the end of it before basically ripping the crate open causing cans to tumble out.
"Holy mother of-" Junkrat grabbed one of the cans before reading what it says. His eyes soon gleamed in delight. "It's food!" He then turned his attention where the helicopter headed to before yelling out. "Thanks chopper!"
With that done and said, the two Junkers then began their feast on cans of baked beans, corn, spam, corned beef, chicken noodle soup, canned fruit and much much more.
In the end of it all the two junkers were lying on their back as they patted their belly's with smile of satisfaction written on their faces.
"Ahh, that hit the spot! I needed that." Junkrat stated before looking at Roadhog. "How 'bout you hog? You alroight?"
"Yeah..." Roadhog stated as he rubbed his stomach.
"You know, even though we ate a whole lot of canned food." Junkrat sat up before looking at what they had left. "There's still a whole lot of them! We can't take them with us. It's just too much. Whaddaya suppose we do with the rest?"
Roadhog stood lied there quietly as he thought about his options. Do they eat more of what they can and take whats left? Or do they just carry as much as they can and let someone else that finds the stash get some as well. Before Roadhog could've answered, and unfamiliar voice made itself known to the two.
"Hey! Who the hell are you two?"
Junkrat and Roadhog turned their attention who spoke only to find a group of six men wearing clown masks or face paint with melee weapons on them.
"Oh, finally we see some people in this city, I swear for a second I thought this place was a ghost town." Junkrat then took notice of their disguises before he complimented them. "Noice clown costumes by the way. Though, I still like mine much more than you folks."
"Oh, thanks. It's been a long time since someone complimented us." The man that spoke earlier stated. "Hey, wait a minute. Don't try to get yourselves outta trouble by complimenting us. Speaking of which I asked for your names."
"Oh yeah, sorry 'bout that mate." Junkrat rubbed the back of his head sheepishly. "Anyway, I'm surprised you don't know who we are. Basically the government is searching for us for the crimes we did. Normally I'm not so polite to anyone who I don't know." Junkrat then smiled before he continued. "But since ya asked so noicely. The names Junkrat, and the guy behind me, his name is Roadhog."
"Junkrat and Roadhog? Huh, what odd names. But since you said the government was basically after you I'm guessing they already caught you and threw you guys in here with the rest."
"The government catching us anytime soon. Pfft, nah. The UN can't get us even if they troied hard enough. You guys make it sound like we were thrown in a prison or something."
"That's because you are in one." Another man stated
"Excuse me?"
"Yup, welcome to Arkham City you two. Where basically all of the inmates from Arkham Asylum and Blackgate Prison were transferred too."
Immediately Junkrats eyes widen in surprise. He looked like that for a good while before brushing it off. "Ehh, it doesn't seem so bad roight now. Even if I get bored at one point I can just break free from this place."
"Yeah, good luck with that. Not even the smartest of us can escape."
Before they can anything another man intervened. "Hey, a short while ago when we were talking, what do you mean the UN was after you? You surely can't be that big."
"Oh no we are that big. I have a wanted poster here to prove it." Immediately Junkrat took out two posters before showing them to the group.
The gang of men grew wide eyed as they read the posters bounty.
"T-Twenty-Five..."One man started
"Million!" Another man ended.
"Yup, I have to say they did a moighty fine job in capturing a photo of me." *Sigh* "That moment just brings a tear to my eye. Ahahaha!"
"This can't be real. If you guys are worth twenty five million each why were you even thrown in here?"
"To tell ya the truth mate. We weren't actually thrown in 'ere."
"Bullshit! All the inmates were thrown in here."
"Its true. Sit down fellas for this is going to be one hell of a story to tell." Junkrat then turned his attention to Roadhog. "Hog! Get some grub for these fine men will ya?"
"Okay."
Junkrat then turned his attention back to the clown wearing goons before starting. "Alroight, so it all started with some people everyone must keep close sharp eyes with... suits."
Half an hour later
"Alright so let me get this straight. You guys had recently come out of a war that was fought between Humans and Omnics where you so happen to turn bat shit crazy because of radiation this fusion core released. You then joined a terrorist group called the Junkers, where you met Roadhog before you soon betrayed them and basically blew up their camp together leaving them pissed of at you to the point where they will tear you limb by limb. After that you two traveled around the world killing, robbing, assassinating, and terrorizing the people to the point where the UN decided to place a bounty on both of your heads. You soon settled somewhere within the Americas where you then heard a rumor from a guy in a suit that their was a secret facility holding weapons of mass destruction that was being kept from the public. Taking the opportunity, you two went in blowing up the place while trying to get weapons out in order to sell them but ended up causing a portal with one of the devices and ended up getting sucked in where you two then ended up in Arkham City."
Junkrat laughed amusingly at this. "Yup, that's basically whot happened."
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"Yup, they're crazy." One of the men stated causing the rest of them to agree.
"Believe what ya wanna believe ya buggers. But I'm not exaggeratin' at all. Besides, we barely even know each other!" Junkrat flicked a piece of metal aside that he used to pick his teeth before standing up. "Though, it was great chatting with ya. I think it's time for us two rugrats to get going, besides, how can I sit out here and chat with you folks when there's someone out there that needs to be blown up! Ahahahaha!"
"Man, are we gonna have another Joker in this city?" One man whispered to another one.
"No, way. There can be only one Joker in this city and it's definitely not him." He whispered back.
Unfortunately, Junkrat managed to hear what the two people were saying. Joker? Who the heck is this Joker and why are they comparing him to this fellow? "Oi!"
The two men that were chatting each other stopped for a moment before looking at Junkrat.
"Who's this 'Joker' fellow you two are talkin' about?"
"What do you wanna know about the boss?"
"Boss? Are you folks his underlings or somethin'?"
"Yeah, why? Ya got a problem with that?" The group of men stood up before they took on a threatening pose with their melee weapons in hands.
"No no. I just wanna know is all." Junkrat stated before he started to count off the men. "So... are you the only men he has?"
"Not even close! The Joker has a whole gang of inmates under his control and many more are being recruited. Though, it seems like more and more are going to Penguins gang now instead of Joker's. Even some of our own switched sides without him knowing."
"Penguin's gang?" Junkrat went into a thinking pose as he thought about a penguin running a gang of people. He soon snapped out of it before looking back at the mask wearing men. "So you're saying there's more than one gang in this city?"
"Yeah, there's actually three gangs running Arkham City and all of them are fighting for major control over territory. Penguin's, Joker's, and Two Face."
"They sound like some fancy names to me. Hahaha, Penguin."
Before they can continue there conversation, a new voice made itself known to the group as it came there way.
"You clowns talking shit about Penguin?"
Junkrat, Roadhog, and Joker's men all turned to see who spoke only to see another group of men walking there way with weapons in hand as well. But unlike the Joker's gang's weapons, one of the men that made themselves known was carrying an assault rifle.
"Shit, it's penguins people and one of 'em has a gun. We can't take them on. Come on guys let's go. I guess we're going back to base empty handed." One of Jokers crew stated.
"You clowns aren't going anywhere." The man carrying the weapon stated as he aimed his weapons towards them before gesturing them back to where they were.
"Come on man. You can have the food if you'd like. Just let us go."
"Shut up."
Junkrat who was staying quiet up until now, decided to speak up. "Who are you bozos?"
"We're from Penguin's gang. Now since you two were basically chatting with these clowns I'm guessing you guys are one of them. Now get in line freak."
"Wow, such rude behavior. At least these clowns you guys are talking about were at least noice to us."
"Did I ask for your opinion ya freak? No, I didn't. Now get with your kind freak. You and your fat pig friend. We're gonna enjoy what were gonna do to you for insulting the Penguin."
Meanwhile, Roadhogs hand tensed as he crushed the can in his hand with little care at all. "Are you talking to me?"
"Uh oh you called him a pig." Junkrat stated as he started to back up.
"Are you talking to me?" Roadhog stated as he looked at the man who called him fat.
Junkrat started to chuckle nervously as he started to motion the Jokers gang to back up as well. "Ya shouldn't have done that."
"Are you talking to me?!"
"Now, there in for it."
Immediately Roadhog threw his hook at the man who had the gun and pulled him towards his face before yelling in his face. "They call me, MR. PIG!" He then shot his upper body off with his scrap gun before taking out his whole hog and used it to get rid of the rest of the gang. "RAAAAAAHHH!"
The Penguins crew could only sit back in horror as they were shredded to pieces against one giant man. It seemed like a never ending nightmare of torture as Roadhog's small pellets pierced there skin over and over until they would eventually be blown back as a corpse instead.
Once Roadhog's rampage was over, Junkrat and The Jokers men could only look upon the remains of Penguins men scattered all over the place. It was silent for a long while until eventually someone broke out laughing.
"Ahahahaha! That was amazing hog! I wish ya could'a save some for me to blow up but that was still awesome!" Junkrat resumed his maniac laugh as The Jokers men watched them from behind.
"Holy shit, he just took shredded Penguin's men to bits." One of the guys spoke.
"Yeah, and did you see that Junkrat guy. He's definitely like the Joker but except I don't know who's crazier." Another spoke.
"What do you think if we try to recruit them into the Joker's gang. With those two on our side, Joker might even be unstoppable to take down. Even against the Bat."
"Against the Bat? Get real will ya, the Bat always manages to fuck everything up."
"Yeah but think of it. With strength like that Roadhog guy plus more craziness with the love of explosions with that Junkrat person, we might finally be able to do this."
"But what if they decide not to join Joker?"
"Then let's just hope they become allies instead."
"Yeah, I have to agree with him. Junkrat and Roadhog looks like they have enough capabilities to run their own gang in this city."
"Oi, are ya chaps talkin' 'bout us?" Junkrat stated as he stuck his head in between the group.
"N-No! I-I mean, Yes. Yes we were." One man immediately responded.
"What for?" Junkrat looked between the group with confusion.
"Oh, yeah. You see, since we saw your buds 'performance' with Penguin's men a short while back..."
*Chuckle* "Penguin..."
"...we were wondering if you guys wanna come meet our boss and maybe be recruited into his forces?"
"Hmmm..." Junkrat went into his thinking pose again as he thought about it. After a minute, he finally responded. "You know whot? Maybe I can get a little tour around the place with your boss. But recruitment? I don't know... Me and Roadhog have been working by ourselves for quite a while now. I don't think I'd like to be ordered around by someone who thinks their superior than me. The last one that tried to was left choking on Roadhogs hook while the entire building was blown to pieces." *Chuckle* "Good times." Junkrat then grew a questioning look before looking at his partner. "Whot do you think hog?"
"...yes."
"Yeah?... Alroight, whoteva ya say." He then turned his attention back to Joker's men. "Lead the way gentlemen."
"Holy mother of pearls. When you folks were talkin' about this Joker's territory, I didn't think it'll be this big!" Junkrat stated as they were nearing a steel mill. "Oh my... Hog! Look it looks just loike a circus. I always wanted to go to one when I was a kid!" Junkrat stated as he started to jump around.
Roadhog just grunted in response as he carried the crate with food over his shoulder.
"This is just half of Joker's territory. Joker owns the Industrial District as well. But let's not get into that so much right now." As they reached the front of the gates that lead into the steel mill, the man stretched both his arm out in a welcoming manner. "Welcome to Joker's Funland you two. Please make yourselves feel comfortable around here."
"Yeah, I appreciate the offer... err" Junkrat rubbed his head embarrassingly before asking. "Sorry, but what was your name? I keep forgetting to ask that whenever I meet new appreciative people."
"Haha, don't worry. The names Derek by the way." The man stated as he began to point fingers around his group. "That's Josh..."
"Hey." The man with a sad clown mask greeted
"Tyron..."
"What up, dawg." A black man greeted with a clown facepaint
"Jacob..."
"Nice to meet ya." A man spoke with shaggy green dyed hair.
"Harold..."
"Always nice meeting new people that can become potential allies with the gang." A man with a long nosed clown face spoke up.
"Tom..."
"Howdy..." Another man with face paint greeted.
"And Shawn."
"Don't try to get on my nerves." A man with an angry clown mask spoke.
"Noice to finally get to know your names now." Junkrat returned the friendly gesture.
"No problem." Derek then went off and knocked on the gate a few times.
"Who is it?" A man behind the gate asked
"It's Derek and his crew, let us in."
"Did you guys come back with food? Joker's gonna get real pissed if the food scavengers come back empty handed."
"Don't worry, we got our part done." Derek reasoned
"Alright then." The gate then opened allowing the men to enter the place. "Come on in."
One by one Derek's crew started to walk through the gate with Junkrat and Roadhog not to far behind them.
"Hold on a second, who are these two?" The gate keeper stated as he got on front of the two unfamiliar faces.
"Don't worry there with us. These two might be our new recruits soon." Derek informed
"Fresh meat huh? It's been a while since we had new people join Joker's gang." The guard then gave a chuckle before as he step out of the way allowing the two to walk in. "Good luck, you're gonna need it."
Once they were a fair distance away, Junkrat spoke up. "Well, he was an interesting fellow wasn't he."
"Who that guy? Nah, don't mind him. He tries to frighten the new guys whenever he gets the chance." Derek responded
As they were walking, Derek directed Roadhog to set the crate next to the storage building saying that another crew will come along and stash it all away in the food compartment.
"As you can see Jokers Fun land isn't in great... condition at the moment. Ever since we figured out the boss was sick he started to become more and more unreliable to most of us. But to those men that are loyal to Joker like us, we continue to fight for him no matter the cost." Derek then turned and motioned them to follow "Come on, were not that much farther."
"Hey hog?" Junkrat asked as they tailed behind Derek's crew.
"Hmm.."
"Whot do you suppose this 'Joker' is like?"
Roadhog went quiet for a few seconds before responding. "...You."
"Me? That's preposterous!" Junkrat stated, he then looked at Roadhog with a hint of concern. "Really?"
This time Roadhog just shrugged his shoulders not wanting to further this conversation.
"Oh come on! Don't go quiet on me now hog!... Hog?!"
Derek and his crew came upon a door that had a clown painted on it before knocking on it a few times.
"Who is it?" A man spoke from the other side of the door.
"It's me Derek, we have some guys that might wanna join the Joker? Open up."
The door then open revealing another one of Jokers men allowing them to walk in. "It's been a while since we got any people wanting to join Joker. Wait here while I go get the boss. He's gonna love putting his little show once again."
With that said, the man then ran off to inform his boss, leaving the rest of them behind casually waiting for the Joker to arrive.
"Ahh, the recruitment show! It's been a long time since I seen this." Josh stated as he gave a smile just by the thought of it.
"That's because the only time we saw it was when we were recruited dumb ass." Shawn scoffed a bit.
"You wanna start shit now Shawn. Are you kidding me?" Josh glared at him
"Man can't ya'll niggas just shut the fuck up for once. I swear man you two get on my nerves." Tyron cut in.
"You wanna go too Tyron! I'm all for it!" Shawn called out as he shoved Tyron a bit.
"Nigga what did you just do to me?!" Tyron shoved Shawn back in return.
"Hey Hey Hey, can you guys just stop for one second please. If the boss gets here and he see's what's going on he'll kill you two without a second thought." Derek intervened
Tyron just stood there looking at Shawn before he spat at the ground. "Yeah, whatever."
"Good, now let's just wait till Joker get's here."
With that said, the men all separated and went off doing there own unique thing.
A few minutes later
"Oi, when do ya think this Joker guy is gonna appear. I can't stick around 'ere forever ya know." Junkrat called out as he was tossing a ball around.
"Don't worry he'll be here any..."
The lights then shut off in the room leaving it pitch dark.
"...minute."
"Hey, who turned out the loights?"
"Welcome inmates! You're now taking your first, tentative steps towards a better world. A world of fun, mischied and best of all, a world where the only person you need to answer to is yours truly. Hehehe, now put your hands together for the one and only..."
Green lights then emitted the room showing purple curtains before a man with green hair, a purple suit and a big ole smile ran out of it. "...Me~"
Confetti and balloons then popped out of no where as the man got up before he started to let out his usual normal laugh.
"Now that's a clown roight there." Junkrat nudged Roadhogs hip before he jumped up and started to clap appreciatively. "Bravo! Bravo! Give me an encore!"
Joker made a few bows as he kept smiling."Oh, thank you thank you. You're to kind."
"Throw some jokes at us!" Junkrat yelled out
"Jokes? You wanna here some Jokes?" Joker then rubbed his chin before he finally found one. "Alright, I got one! Did you folds hear about the cannibal who was expelled from school? Hmm?"
"No!" Almost everyone yelled out.
"No? Well, last time I heard he was buttering up his teacher!" The sound of drums took his place as he and a few other people started laughing.
"I get it!" Junkrat laughed as he held on his stomach.
"Hold on I have another one! How does Batman's mother call him to dinner?"
"How?!"
"Dinner dinner dinner dinner Batman!" (Think of the Batman tune from the 1960's)
"From that tune some people made for him I get it!" Some of the Jokers men laughed at this.
"Alright I have one more!" Joker smiled as he looked within the crowd. "When is Joker not plotting a murder?"
"When?!"
Joker took a breath before answering. "When he's riding his Harle-. No, nevermind. Forget what I said."
"I don't get it..." Junkrat muttered.
Joker then tossed the microphone aside before the lights finally turned to its original color. "Welcome new inmates. I heard from one of my men that you two wanted to join within my forces."
"Yea- Well, no not really. We just came here to have a little tour around the place and hopefully get to chat with one of Arkham's leading gang leaders."
Joker looked confusingly at this. "So... you're not here to join within my ranks?"
"Harry! Get your butt over here now!" Joker yelled furiously at the man who informed him on the news.
"Ye-yes boss. What do you-" He couldn't finish his sentence as Joker raised a pistol and shot him in between the eyes.
"Next time. Don't go giving me false information." Joker stated as he blew on his pistol before looking back at the two. "So sorry you two had to witness that. But sometimes my men can be real idiots at times. If I may can I get the names of you two men?"
"No problem mate. The names Junkrat." He then pointed a thumb at his partner. "And this 'ere is Roadhog."
"Hi..."
"We're not from around 'ere. And we recently came upon some of your men who were out looking for a supply food crate. They lead us back here when we assisted them on some trouble against these, haha, penguin men."
"Ah so Penguin had his men out looking for food to huh? That small bastard." Joker spoke his name with a hint of distaste. He then turned to Derek's crew before speaking. "Oh well, at least you men made it back safe. I also heard you retrieve a good amount of food as well. Good job."
"No problem boss. We can do anything for you."
"I know..." Joker giggled a bit before he started to cough uncontrollably.
"You ok commoner? You don't sound so good?" Junkrat stated before he got a closer look at Jokers face. "You don't look so good either."
"No, no it's nothing. I have this under control." Joker waved off as he coughed a few more times. He soon started giggling again "But, lets not keep you two men waiting any longer on that tour." He then turn around before yelling. "Harley! Get in here!"
As soon as those words came out, a woman with double pigtails came out from the door. At the end of the pigtails, one of them was colored black while the other was red. She also wore black and red spandex along with a black and red jacket that hug her body with her sleeves taken off.
As she was walking towards Joker, Junkrat could only stare in awe as she stared at her spectacular form. It made him feel something that he's never felt before... It made him feel like he wanted her.
"What is it that you want puddin?" Harley asked as she held on Joker's shoulder.
"Show these gentlemen around the Steel Mill would you. I need to go back to my office and grab a few things. I'll catch up with you all in a bit." Joker stated
"Sure, whatever you say sweetie." Harley smiled at him lovingly.
"Good, I'll be back you two." Joker smiled at them before he walked off, leaving the two Junkers by themselves with Harley.
"Nice to meet you two. I'm Harley, it's been a while since I saw Mr. J all cheered up so for that I give you my thanks." She then turned around and walked off while gesturing Junkrat and Roadhog to follow. "Come on. I'll show you two around until Mr. J gets back."
As they watched her walk off, Junkrat called out to his partner.
"Hey hog..."
"Hmm?"
"...I think I'm in love."
Roadhog could only stare at Junkrat surprisingly before only one word came into his mind.
"Fuck..."
And done.
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P.S. There was a certain moment there I took from a comic dub on youtube. If you found it, great! If you didn't, search Overwatch comics on youtube, you'll eventually find it.