Hi everyone! It's been a while since I wrote a story. This is really a half-hearted story. I may or may not continue it. Let me know if you like it because I always appreciate your comments.

Disclaimer: I don't own Star Wars.

"Carth, have I ever told you that when you wear that suit you look like a big teddy bear, which in turn makes me want to glomp you?" Rena laughed cheerfully.

"All our space suits look the same! How is it that mine is the only one that looks like a teddy bear?!" Carth wined in his typical Carthy way that sounded like a dying Giraffe.

"The sooner we get to the bridge of the Leviathan the sooner we can get out of here." Bastila sighed.

"Why don't you jump off a cliff?" Rena muttered under her breath.

"Wait, what?!" Bastila turned.

"Nothing." Rena smiled incessantly, but stuck out her tongue as Bastila turned back around.

And so Rena, Carth, and Bastila made their way along the outdoor passage between the storage levels and the bridge of the Leviathan. However their progress was soooo slow that by the time they made it to the indoor airtight passage all the enemy sith had fallen asleep on the floor. After stealing their wallets and dipping all their hands in glasses of water the threesome made their way up to the bridge.

"Wait, before we burst into the room shouting and making fools of ourselves, does anyone have a plan?" Bastila questioned holding them back.

"I've got a plan. We rush in their shouting and making fools of ourselves and kill them!" Rena shouted pushing forward.

"Wait, Bastila has a point." Carth agreed.

"Thank you Carth."

"I say we throw Bastila through the doors and see what happens. If that fails we rush at them shouting while making fools of ourselves at the same time. They'll be so surprised that they just might give up." Carth explained.

"Wait, what?!" Bastila cried.

"I like it! Let's do it!" Rena agreed.

They grabbed Bastila, ran up to the doors and threw her face first into the bridge. Rena and Carth listened from the doorway and after some shouting and blaster fire the room seemed to have gone quiet. After a few minutes of arguing they charged through the door shouting. They immediately stopped in their tracks as some nine or ten blasters were aimed at their heads.

"Well Carth I must admit that throwing your friend at us was a clever plan. You almost had us there for a minute." Saul sneered. "But as you can see your attempt was futile!"

Bastila lay on the floor face down a few feet away from were they stood.

"Today is the day you die Saul!" Carth snarled griping the handle of his blaster.

"Oh I don't think so. In fact if you'd like to surrender, Lord Malak will be along shortly to dispose of you." Saul smiled.

"You like to hear yourself talk, don't you?" Rena pointed out.

Carth ran forward firing his blasters at in all directions. Rena powered up her shield and began taking out the guards at the door. She swung her sabers through the guards smoothly cutting them in half before they could respond. Rena then moved along the right side of the room while Carth gunned down two sith on the left side. After five or more minutes they had dispatched of the sith and Saul.

"Well that was easy." Carth remarked

"I don't see why we couldn't have done that in the first place." Rena responded as she collected credits from the corpses.

"Dramatic affect. They never saw it coming." Carth announced proudly.

"Carth!" Saul called in a hoarse whisper.

Carth walked off to Saul as Bastila came up to Rena.

"I just opened the hanger bay so we can get out of here." She reported.

"How is it that you're still alive?" Rena turned to Bastila questioningly.

"Oh I found a couple of med packs on our way here and used them." Bastila replied. "I find them very useful when you push me into enemy fire."

"From now on you give me every med pack you find." Rena muttered angrily as she moved off toward Carth and Saul. "Hey Carth, we've got to get going before tin can face shows up." She called coming closer.

"Carth before I go I want to say I love you." Saul whispered before going still.

"Whoa! I did not need to hear that!" Rena stepped back.

"What?! No, I'm not gay!" Carth reassured her hastily.

"This is awkward." Rena

"Hey guys, we have to leave before Malak comes!" Bastila called from the doorway.

Agreeing never to mention Saul's last words again, Carth and Rena joined up with Bastila and headed to the hanger bay. They cut down all enemies in their path because they were cool like that. When it seemed like they had a clear shot to the hanger their luck took a turn for the worse.

"Holy crap, it's Malak!" Rena shouted upon seeing the medal headed sith lord as the door shot open.

"Why thank you for the introduction Rena! Mahahahahahahahaha!" Malak mechanical laughter filled the hall.

"Hax! What are you doing here?!" Rena exclaimed with more drama than needed.

"Oh no, foolish Jedi, the question is why are you here?! Malak challenged.

"We asked you first!" Carth chimed in, crossing his arms.

"Well it's my ship!"

"Rock, paper, scissors!" Rena proclaimed as she prepared her hands.

At the count of three they showed their hands.

"Ha! Scissors! Beat that!"

"Rock!" Rena declared confidently.

"Damn! Ok I came to capture Bastila and kill the rest of you, happy now?" Malak sighed clearly getting annoyed.

"Oh…well if you want Bastila we could arrange a deal."

"Say what?!" Bastila questioned hysterically.

"Or I could take her and just kill you." Malak suggested.

"Or you could try and I could kick your ass!" Rena challenged, drawing out her light saber.

"You were always quick to anger 'Rena'." Malak sneered.

"Wait, you know him?" Carth questioned Rena.

"Oh me and 'Rena' go way back." Malak laughed evilly.

"Why do you keep putting '' around my name?" Rena inquired get more irritated by the minute. They really needed to get of this ship and soon.

"Well what if I told you that you aren't really the Jedi individual named Rena?" Malak hinted hopefully.

"Oh, yeah right." Rena scoffed, rolling her eyes. "What - it's not like I'm the dark lord Revan or anything."

"Um..."

"Oh oh! And you tried to kill me but failed, so you took my place in the mean time."

"Yeah uh-" Malak tried again.

"And then it turns out that the last few years of my life were just something the Jedi counsel made up. How ridiculous would that be?!" Rena laughed, but quickly stopped. "Why is everyone staring at me?'