Speedorz Accidents Are Good, Right?

by Golden Eagle899

In Chima, it is just an ordinary race for the Golden Chi. But Eris has a little, or should I say huge accident. The Eagle doctors say there's only one way. Don't really have it all worked out yet. T to be safe.

1. Chapter 1

"Tribes of Chima, it is time for our monthly race for the Golden Chi. We race in…the Joust of Jungle Judgement!" declared LaGravis, while also signaling for the starting symbol. Blam!

"First up, Laval versus, huh, that farting black and white thing." said Leinidoes, half confused. Laval and Skinnet went off. Skinnet had already put a stink on the field, but Laval had bought a nose clip, without a Raven thripled price, of course. The rest was easy.

"Now, Razar versus Eris! No stealing!"shouted Longtooth, glaring at Razar. Eris and Razar went off, but Razar already just tripped while looking at a fallen coin.

"Laval versus Eris!" shouted Longtooth, who was already tired from shouting. Laval gulped. He was definitely not planning on racing his friend. Eris, on the other side, had to go to the bathroom, so that put a delay, but she couldn't figure out how to unravel the toilet paper either. When she returned, she finished a tiny rocket, 9 or 10 atoms big that was a science thing Eglor had lent her. Even with Eglor's MicroMicromicromicromicromicromicromicromicroscope, she could barely see it. The joust started. Laval was going too slow and he got a beehive in his face, so he didn't really hear or see Eris's rocket making her Speedor go something like 100,000 mph.

Only 0.29 seconds later, Eris had slammed into a tree,knocking it down, which, like, dominos, are a heavy tree's sharp ends start falling. Rogon, who just finished polishing his horn for the 4984'th time, ran going "Noooooooooooooo!" but was too late and his horn got stuck in Crawley's Speedorz wheel, somehow.

Of course, Eagles, Laval, and Equilia, who was late ran up to see if she was okay, except for Equilia, whose giant speaker landed on an Eagle. "It's bleeding" said a doctor. "No that's Gorzan and his cranberry juice. Gorzan go drink it somewhere else", said another. Of all the Eagles, Ewald and Equilia were worried the most. Laval was also worried. But before he knew it, Eris was in a medic bay and LaGravis was yelling at him for not making his bed.

Slowly, he walked into his room and lie on his bed, thinking of nothing but Eris.