Hey, all! SpideyFan914 here to bring you an all-new outlook on the Marvel Universe: Marvel High! What happens when all the meta-humans of the Marvel Universe go to high school? Well, it's gonna be a pretty wild and hilarious roller-coaster from here on in. Read and review! I've already got the entire thing written, so it should be up within seconds!

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Period 1

Hello and welcome to Marvel High.

My name is Professor Charles Xavier and I am the Principal here at the school. I was sick of the constant fighting between all the superhumans littering the earth, which is why I founded this school for all of them, whether they be mutants, scientific accidents, androids, cosmic entities, or simply well-trained men and women. But it doesn't always work out. I once caught Magneto giving Kurt a swirly.

But one of the most notable incidents was that of the first physics test which I gave in the first week of school...

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"Reed and Sue sitting in a tree! K-I-S-S-I-N-G! First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes the baby in the baby carriage!" Victor Von Doom was singing.

"Knock it off, Doom," Ben Grimm demanded, "or else I'll clobber ya!"

"Watch out, guys!" Peter Parker, Spider-Man, shouted out. "My spider-sense is tingling - the teach is coming!"

Everyone quickly scrambled into their seats as Professor Xavier wheeled in.

"Hello, everyone. I am Professor Xavier, your physics teacher."

"I thought that you were the principal! How dare you deceive I, God of Thunder!" Thor boomed.

"I'm that too," Xavier explained. "Now then, attendance. Banner, Bruce? Bruce, get your finger out of your nose!" (Note to reader: Bruce Banner is NOT in Hulk form... yet...)

"Castle, Frank – oh please, Punisher, how many times must I tell you, NO GUNS IN SCHOOL! Especially not it you're going to point them at Mr. Fisk.

"Doom, Victor. Doom, no hats."

"It's a mask!" Doom bellowed. "And Doom shall not take it off!"

"Why not?"

"Because Doom is ugly."

"Low self-esteem, I see. I suggest seeing your guidance counselor on that one.

"Drake, Bobby. Whoa, is it cold in here? I thought it was September...

"Fisk, Wilson. Mr. Fisk, who are those people sitting around you?"

"They're my bodyguards."

"Well, they need to apply to get in.

"Galactus, stand no more. Your seat is in the back and it was designed just for you.

"Grimm, Ben. Ben, stop breaking your pencils.

"Kreed, Victor. I might want to warn you Wolverine's looking for you, Sabretooth.

"Lensherr, Eric. Hello, old friend. How are things?"

"What is it with you and schools, Charles?"

"Well, you need a good education, don't you?

"Maximoff, Pietro? Maximoff, Pietro?" Just then, Quicksilver zoomed in.

"Sorry I'm late, Professor!"

"How can you be late? You're Quicksilver!"

"My alarm broke."

"Sure, and Wanda ate your homework, right?"

"Actually, that was Vermin."

"Sit down!

"Odinson, Thor?"

"Aye," Thor replied. "I must complain that I could not find the bus stop at Bifrost Bridge."

"Well, Thor, I must apologize, but we couldn't get any interdimensional bus drivers.

"Osborne, Norman. Goblin, if I see that those pumpkin bombs one more time, I am confiscating them!

"Parker, Peter. Spidey, get off the ceiling and sit in your seat!

"Richards, Ree– are those bunny ear- Doom!

"Richards, Susan. Sue? Are you here? Oh, there you are. Please don't turn invisible again.

"Rogers, Steve. Look, I don't care what the shield stands for, Captain America, no weapons means no weapons!

"Schmidt, Johann. Seriously, I thought that High School was for teenagers.

"Shade, Victor. Vision, please stop phasing through your desk – you're scaring the other students.

"Stark, Tony. Iron Man, stop playing with Parker's mask – it isn't polite!

"Storm, Johnny. FLAME OFF! FLAME OFF! FLAME OFF BEFORE YOU BURN THE SCHOOL TO A CRISP! Thank you.

"Wagner, Kurt. Wow, are you Nightcrawler? Man, I'm actually meeting Nightcrawler! I mean, WOW! Nightcrawler! For real? You're, like famous!"

"Oh, and who am I?" Galactus mumbled to himself. "Chopped liver?"

"Class," Professor Xavier announced, "you will have your first test tomorrow."

"Great! I will pass with flying colors!" Thor declared. "A test of strength is simple for the God of Thunder!"

"It's not a test of strength, Thor," Xavier explained, "but a test on physics. Advanced physics."

"What?" Red Skull questioned. "But it's the first day of school!"

"Yes, well, most of you are grown men, so you should already know all of this. Anyway, there are two bonus questions for up to ten points extra credit."

And then, the bell rang.

"Class dismissed."