May: Here's the one-shot promised to the winner of Mayday!'s first Kiriban at 200 reviews; SassyOMG2282! The next winner in Mayday!, shall be the 365th reviewer! Enjoy this 'fluffy SasuNaru' one-shot! Sorry, no lemons! –runs away, turns back around and hollers- I gave you hints though!

Lol, I'm pretty sure Sakura's birthday is in April or something…ah, well, who cares?

Set in the manga setting, my imagination stating that Sasuke has returned and is humping Naruto every chance he gets! XD, me and my dirty mind…

But my friend Animesummoner's birthday is on Feb. 25! XD I wanna spoil her soo… bad!

Note: Also contains GaaLee and KakaIru hints

"Come on, Sasuke!"

"No!"

"Please? I want us to go as a couple for Sakura-chan's birthday!" Naruto whined, giving Sasuke his Puppy Dog Look.

Sasuke's gaze immediately flew to the floor. Even the Sharingan couldn't counter that eye technique. "No…" he managed, twitching when Naruto yanked on his arm.

"But you have to dress up! Do it for Sakura-chan!" Naruto tugged on Sasuke's arm, trying to pull the brunette into the costume store.

"Hell no." Sasuke replied, keeping his feet planted with chakra.

"Please! I already chose the costume! At least try it on!" Naruto tugged on Sasuke's arm again. "Sasuke! I'll stay over at Iruka-sensei's house if you don't!" he warned.

Sasuke winced 'Shit!'

Naruto at Iruka's ment no blonde foxy ass screwing for an extended period of time, considering the fact Iruka still believed that Naruto was a virgin (even though the rest of Konoha knew otherwise since the 'Public Bath Incident') and Sasuke silently prayed that it stayed that way. He had a Jack the Ripper style Iruka haunting his dreams and stealing his manhood whenever he didn't get his daily recommended amount of Vitamin BA (Blonde Ass).

"…I refuse, Kami knows what you picked out!" Sasuke shuddered at the thought of the two of them in over-sized bunny outfits or something. That would look adorable on Naruto, but the Uchiha wasn't going to let his pride take a nosedive that steep, not to mention the outfit would be hard as hell to strip Naruto out of, especially when he struggled, but that made things funner anyways…Bad thoughts!

"Sasuke, I promise! You'll love the outfits!" Naruto stated, giving Sasuke his best pout.

Sasuke flinched looking away 'Don't look at his face, it could kill you!' he thought frantically, stiffening when Naruto grabbed the waist of his pants yanked their crotches together. "What the-dobe?!" he turned to stare at the blonde in shock, Naruto smiled slyly.

"Sasuke♥, please, I'm begging you, just come in and take a little looksie, okay? And if you don't like it, then we'll go home and I'll make it up to you, anyway you want me to…" Naruto purred, rubbing their crotches together, a soft moan leaving both their lips.

Sasuke bit his lip 'Damn it! Think pride! Think pride! You could screw Naruto anytime! Then again, when he participates willingly, things get even hotter…No! Bad Sasuke!' "N-No…" he managed weakly.

Naruto frowned 'Damn it! That always works! Always!...What was the last option Sakura-chan gave me..? Oh yeah!' he pushed himself away from a confused Sasuke.

"Narut-"

"Well, I understand if you don't care from me that much, even though I give you so much! Fine, I'll just grab Sai and we-" Naruto smirked when Sasuke immediately snatched his hand up and more or less dragged him into the store. 'Checkmutt!...No…ah! Checkmate! That's it!'

Sasuke glanced around at the wares of the costume store, mentally shuddering. 'Would Sai even come here?' he glanced around, noticing that the store had a make-up supply as well 'Nevermind…he probably runs this place…'

He blinked when Naruto tugged him up to the counter.

"One set of costumes reserved under Uzumaki Naruto!" Naruto chirped cheerfully, hugging Sasuke's arm to his chest.

"Ah! Yes, Naruto-kun…" the shopkeeper smiled, fake brown cats ears and a matching tail on her body, her brown eyes glittering when she imagined the two teens in front of her dressed up in their…attire. She giggled evilly in her mind "Please! Go to Dressing Room 7, your costumes are on the rack!" she gestured towards the room, leading them there while flipping back her hair unconsciously "If you need any help, I'll be glad to assist you in anyway!" she giggled, ushering the boys into the room before closing it.

Sasuke could've sworn he heard the lock click shut.

"Sasuke! Look! Look! Hey, Bastard, look!" Sasuke turned slowly, bracing himself for whatever cuddly outfit Naruto had chosen in store. He stared at the costume the blonde had pressed against that delectable tan body. Sasuke gaped, imagining the blonde dressed in that, the thought made his jaw drop so far it clattered to the ground.

"Am I going to be wearing something like that?" he asked weakly, eyes still fixed to the fabric Naruto slid his slim body against.

"…Sorta."

"Sakura! Happy Birthday, Billboard Brow!" Ino giggled, dressed up in a Japanese school girl outfit. She slung an arm around the pink-haired girl's shoulders.

"Thanks!" Sakura replied, dressed up in a criss-crossing long piece of red cloth that she planned to use to land a guy, the cloth covering the 'important parts', considering Sasuke had openly announced his feelings to Naruto (causing Naruto to pass out in the process), and Lee had been snatched away by a certain red-haired Sand Ninja/Kazekage. She glanced over to the door when it rang. "Ah, wait a sec, Ino." She trotted over to the door and opened it.

"Hi, Sakura-chan!"

"…" less than a second later Sakura was sprinted to the bathroom with a severe nosebleed. Good thing she was wearing red!

Ino turned and stared the pair standing in the doorway, and stared, and stared, and stared some more…before; "OMIGOD!" she squealed, morphing quickly and smoothly into her yaoi-fangirl format. "You two..!"

Naruto just laughed, strutting in while tugging a reluctant Sasuke behind them. The blonde's costume theme had to be something along the lines of 'Naughty Angel' or something because Ino sure as hell knew that no angel dressed like that up in heaven and called themselves 'pure'.

Naruto's outfit consisted of a piece of ripped white fabric barely covering his upper torso, the rest of it shamefully shone to all those who wanted to stare (and many did), the shorts, if they could be called that, also white, hung low on his hips and ended shorted after the hips themselves did. White sandals adorned his feet with white lace straps criss-crossing their way up to his knees. White fingerless gloves that stretched up to his elbows covered his forearms and to top it off, a small set of angel wings and a mini-halo were set in their respective places.

"Dobe, I swear, Sakura's probably dying in that bathroom…" Sasuke muttered, slightly embarrassed at his own attire. Ino stared lustily at him, suddenly hungry for some top-grade Uchiha Ass. Old habits die hard, especially when Sasuke-kun decided to dress that sexy.

The brunette had a full, tight, sleeveless, black muscle shirt on, however, one long rip made it down the center of the shirt to his bellybutton with barely any fabric underneath that. He had on tight, red, ass-defining shorts on that barely reached his mid-thighs with a red belt that covered a majority of the clothing article, but that let the poor fangirl leering as the surprisingly slim, smooth and pale legs the boy had. Ankle-high leather boots with a zipper running down the inside covered his feet. Black gloves with fishnet ran up his arms to his mid-upper arms. Two red devil's horns poked out of his hair, and Ino would have sworn that the brunette's 'tail' was really a whip.

"Oh my…" Ino paid no attention as a nearby girl fainted.

"You two, are fabulous!" she squealed, running up to hug the pair.

"Thanks, Ino!" Naruto giggled "Sasuke didn't even wanna look at the costumes! Good thing I used the whole jealousy run." He blinked when Sasuke's arm wound it's way around his waist.

"It's called possessive, you're mine." The Uchiha stated simply, smirking down at his Uke, planning on keeping a hand on him during and after the party. They both glanced up as Sakura wobbled over to them.

"Y…you two…" she stated shakily, weak from blood loss "M…My God…"

Sasuke smirked, his hand automatically going down and squeezing some of that prime ass to appease their fans.

Naruto jumped, blushing.

Sakura and Ino died from Yaoi Overdose.

And Sasuke began to drag his little 'Angel' up the stairs.

"Sasuke! We just got here?" Naruto stuttered, knowing quite well what was coming.

"So? We already know where Sakura's spare bedrooms are, sweetie, it's just matter of grabbing the one with the shower." Sasuke smirked at the blushing blonde.

"Ah…lube?" Naruto tried

"Surprisingly you can slide a lot of things down these pants." Sasuke grinned when Naruto squeaked in embarrassment.

"Pervert!" Naruto squealed when Sasuke opened the door to one of Sakura's spare rooms.

"Uhuh…" Sasuke smirked, latching onto those pouty lips.

"…Do you mind? We were here first." A voice stated monotonously.

Sasuke broke the entirely too short lip lock and glared at…Gaara, currently dressed up as a raccoon, typical. He lifted a brow when he saw Lee underneath him, as a squirell, blushing as red as his boyfriend's hair.

Naruto eeped, pushing Sasuke out the door while spilling out apologies as he slammed the door shut.

"…Let's continue…" Gaara stated in a somehow emotionlessly, yet extremely sexy voice. Lee blushed

Sasuke shoved Naruto into the next room, pleased to see nobody using it. He smirked as he pressed his lips onto Naruto's again, his smirk growing when Naruto's arms wrapped themselves around his neck.

"Mmm…" Naruto moaned, opening his mouth and letting Sasuke's mouth in while the Uchiha's hands creeped slowly down to that small fabric covering Naruto's sacred place.

"What. The. Fuck." A voice ground out.

Sasuke blinked, his eyes snapping out to see Naruto's own terrified blue, he spun around, Naruto still in his arms as he saw Iruka standing in the doorway…dressed in a giant fishsuit.

"Ah…" Sasuke's mind was blank, brief flashes of his soon-to-be-death flooded his unfortunate mind.

Kakashi, who'd mostly been there the entire time, fearing for his students safety, in more ways then one, grabbed a still shock recovering Iruka and tossed something small at Sasuke. The man was dressed in a straw hat and an overly bulging pants and shirt. The Uchiha caught it and sweatdropped.

"A condom?" he questioned.

"For safety!" Kakashi chirped, dragging a still stunned/pissed Iruka outside.

Only then did the chunin explode.

"UCHIHA SASUKE! I'M GOING TO CASTRATE THAT PERVERTED ASS OR YOURS, AND FEED IT TO KAKASHI'S DOGS!" Iruka roared, only to have a hand slapped over his mouth.

"Now, Now, Iru-chan, let's go find somewhere else to play." Kakashi smiled, half-dragging, half-carrying, his lover to another room, smiling when no one was there. 'Ah, good thing I brought plenty of spare condoms!'

Sasuke watched them leave before grinning lethally at Naruto who eeped. "Enough distractions, let fuck."

Naruto barely had enough time to cried out as Sasuke tackled him onto the bed, clawing at his clothes in a 'your ass is so mine' way.

Hmm…maybe next time he should choose something more cuddly?

…

Ah, but Sasuke wouldn't like that though, would he?

May: Rofl, poor Sasuke! Walking in on someone them being walked in on. Karma! XD Review please! Hope you like Sassy!