Hey, y'all! To all those who have read Operation Slytherin and DEMANDED I continue with it, here are one-shots for things that I couldn't put into the story. To those of you who haven't read Operation Slytherin...um, you can try reading this, but I can't promise you're going to understand it. If you want to read Operation Slytherin, just click on my name and there it is.

Enjoy!

I will not smack James Potter. I will not smack James Sirius Potter…oh, what the hell, everyone in this room knows I'm about to smack him-even Professor Grainy-Weasel.

Romana drummed her fingers in an irritated fashion on top of her potions desk. James Potter, her "buddy", had decided to take over on the Calming Drought. A drought that Romana had been brewing since she was seven…Seven!...and he decided that she wasn't capable?!

Glancing over, she noticed as James started stirring the potion clockwise as opposed to counterclockwise like the book stated clearly.

"James, you're supposed to go counterclockwise," Romana seethed through clenched teeth.

"This is counterclockwise," James protested, continuing to stir the wrong way.

"No!" Romana exclaimed. "No! You cannot be that much of an idiot! You're going clockwise."

"James Potter! Romana Sattler!" Professor Granger-Weasley exclaimed. "Why are you stirring the pot clockwise?! That will cause it to-"

Without warning, the potion in-progress bubbled out of the cauldron and all over the fronts of James and Romana.

"Do that," Professor Granger-Weasley sighed, shaking her head in disappointment. "Go to the infirmary before something worse happens." Pulling out her wand, she banished the potion as James and Romana left to go to the infirmary.

"This is all your fault," Romana growled as the pair walked to the infirmary wing.
"How is it my fault?" James demanded, stepping in front of Romana and turning so that they were face to face, glaring each other down.

"I told you to stir the potion the other way!" Romana screamed.

"I was stirring it counterclockwise!"
"No, you weren't!"

"…do you want to kiss me as much as I want to kiss you?"

And that was how Romana Sattler, the daughter of Bellatrix Lestrange, and James Sirius Potter, the son of Harry Potter, first started dating.