Demyx and Roxas shared a high five. The trap was completely ready; all they had to do now was wait for Saïx to show up.
"Okay, here's the sandwich. Now just make sure you don't say ch-"
"Don't say it, you idiot!" said Demyx, slamming a gloved hand over Roxas's mouth. The younger boy nodded, wide-eyed at his near mistake.
"I'll go hide while you keep him distracted." Demyx nodded, seeing Roxas disappear. At that exact moment, Saïx entered the kitchen, glaring at the world and all who inhabited it. Demyx smiled and waved at him.
"Hi Saïx!" No response.
"Hey, Saïx, can you guess what my favorite kind of sandwich is?" he continued, taking a bite of the sandwich. It was completely filled with cheese. Saïx took no notice and stepped over to the microwave.
"Ham?"
"Nope," said Demyx,
mouth full of American dairy goodness.
"Turkey?"
"No."
"Peanut butter?"
"No, you idiot, it's CHEESE!!" shouted Roxas, running back into the room. Alarm showed on Demyx's face, and he slow-mo tackled Roxas to the floor to protect him from the microwave. Saïx ignored it and stared at the appliance, which was glowing with a strange orange-yellow light from within.
"That's strange. I don't remember seeing anything in-" And that was as far as he got. The door flew open, completely coating him with melted cheese. Rather than scream in pain and run down the hallways insanely (that was Axel's job), his hands formed into fists and began shaking. His eyes began to glow, and fangs started to grow out of two of his teeth.
Demyx and Roxas stood up, laughing insanely.
"That was hilarious!"
"I know!" They both burst into laughter all over again, eyes tearing up. Saïx practically growled at them. Demyx stopped laughing first, Roxas not long after. Saïx slowly approached them, ready to throttle someone.
"Um…Saïx?"
"…Say cheese."
At the castle infirmary, Zexion was busy giving potion after potion to Demyx and Roxas, sighing again and again.
"You guys are so stupid. You do realize that, right?" Both of them moaned in response.
"Do you at least know what went wrong?" Roxas shook his head, since Demyx was unable to. Zexion cracked a smile.
"Saïx is lactose intolerant."