Hail Mary Sue

by ariona.lbr

From beginning to end, Mary Sue will reign. But when the world needs her the most, will she rule the elements, or wither away and die? Of course she'll win! Goodness, look at her name! But hey, you never really know, do you? Why don't you take a little peek just to make sure?

1. Chapter 1

Author's Note:

What's up guys? I thought I'd write a fanfiction around my favorite person of all time to get my mind buzzing. "Mary Sue". I hope she "tickles you pink" or... makes you want to throw things... whichever comes first.

I own no character, setting, or plot of Avatar: The Last Airbender, and I apologize in advance for the bullshit I'm about to put these Canon through.

Enjoy! Haha...ha

Chapter One

Dear Gods, I'm So Beautiful

I'm Mary Sue, and I don't need to give a description of myself because my name says it all. I look badass by default. Whether you mind or not, I'm just going to skip ahead to Katara and her brother, what's his face, discover their Lord and savior. I plan on getting there first, claiming myself as rightful owner, then defeating some "big baddie" and ruling over a continent or two. Guess you could call me a "psycho Sue".

I trudge through the cold wet snow, immediately regretting my outfit. These are not winter clothes. What was I thinking? Maybe I'll just change the-

"Oof!"

"Katara get back here!"

"No!"

"Katara! Katara wai-AAH!"

I think I sunk two inches. Weight shifts quickly. I shiver, feeling the frigid wind across my back.

"Oh man! I'm so sorry! Here, let me..."

A pair of hands grasp my stomach, and with much effort, I am lifted out of the snow.

"Oh man! Again! I am so sorry, it's just I was chasing after my sister, jeez, she is so annoying and-"

He takes a long pause with a look on his face that says, "processing...processing".

"By the way, what are you wearing?"

"Hello. I'm Mary Sue," I reply irritably. I know I'm not wearing weather appropriate attire, I don't want to be reminded!

"Oh! Yeah! I'm Sokka, nice to meet you, Mary! Do you know it's almost zero degrees out here?"

I stand up, brush myself off, and start to walk away.

"Wait!" Sokka runs after me. "At least let me give you my jacket!"

Author's Note:

Alright, so this is the end of Chapter One. I hope you liked it, but whatever your opinion is I hope you'll tell me. What do you think? How could it better? How's the summary? Will you be tuning in to the next chapter? Thanks for reading, lol