The following fanfiction is completely made up. I do not own tdi/a/wt/roti. I also do not own Ed, Edd n Eddy, My gym partner a monkey, Foster's home for imaginary friends, Camp lazlo,Powerpuff Girls,Life and Time of Juniper Lee, Johnny Bravo, Chowder, Flapjack or The grim adventures of Billy & Mandy.
The camaras zooms in to Chris sipping out of a coconut while sitting on a lawn chair
Chris:Ah Camp wawanakwa the site of total drama, a competition that started friendships,rivalry, and love-boring! Serious this is will be the biggest baddest most radical season so far right here on Total Drama Cartoon Island!
(Theme song-I wanna be famous)
Dear Mom and Dad, I'm doing' fine
You guys are on my mind
You asked me what I wanted to be
Now I think the answer's plain to see,
I wanna be famous!
I wanna live close to the sun
Well, pack your bags cuz I've already won,
Everything to prove Nothing in my way
I'll get there one day
Cuz I wanna be famous!
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na
I wanna be
I wanna be
I wanna be famous!
I wanna be
I wanna be
I wanna be famous!
The reopen on chris and Chef on the docks
Chris: Welcome back now let's get this started by meeting our 46 contestants
Chef Hachet: What?! Why you pick so many campers?
Chris: I told you " biggest season ever" and here comes our first three
A helicopter came first was a boy wearing a yellow red-striped shirt to cover his body. He also wore light blue pants and a wallet chain sticking out on the side of his pants. The second one wore a sock on his head and had on a reddish-orange -t-shirt worn on his torso, purple shorts, tall red socks that cover his entire knee, and blue shoes and the last one had a wore a red-and-white striped shirt under a green jacket and dark blue pants
Chris: From a town as peach creek Ed, Edd n Eddy
Double D: Are you sure we got the right place Ed?
Ed: yeah i got Double D
Eddy: Doesn't matter cause with my master plan us eds won't lose
Soon another helicopter came by and drop a boy with freckles and orange wearing a brown shirt,khaki shorts and a napsack and a monkey with a hat on backwards and an orange shirt
Chris: Resenting their school Adam lyon and Jake spidermonkey
Chef Hachet: What now your inviting monkeys on this show?
Jake: You got a problem with monkeys?
Chef Hachet: Don't try and start something you no pants wearing freak
Jake lungs at Chef until Adam restrains him while the eds restrain chef then the five walks to the end of the dock while chef walks back to chris
Chris: All right time for the next competitor
The next helicopter drop and boy with green sleeved-shirt, red baseball cap on backwards, and black shorts and Three strands of brown hair were also popping out of his cap.
Chris: Here to compete here's Kevin
both Kevin and Eddy shoot death glares and walk up to each other
Eddy: Hey Chris i didn't know you let shovel-chin freaks on this show
Kevin: And i didn't know they let dorks on this show too but i guess like always your wrong
Eddy: At least i don't be getting slap by girls
Kevin: THAT ITS!
The two started fighting so brutal that even the others can't break up Chris look annoyed then smiled
Chris:(sing-song) Oh Chef...
Chef pulled both boys apart and the two walks to the others
Adam: Are those two always fighting like that?
Double d simple nodded
The next helicopter drops five people the first a boy with curly hair with a large retainer around his face wearing light blue sweater with white jeans, and black shoes. The second was a girl wearing a pink tank top, blue jeans, pink shoes, and had hula hoop earrings pierced in her ears she had reddish-orange medium hair. Another girl walked out who wore a black t-shirt, a white tank top over it, purple jeans, and had medium blonde hair. Another boy wearing white t-shirt, blue jeans, and sandals. He was completely bald, but fuzzy brown small strands of hair was coming out of his head holding a yellow board with a smile drawn and finally ending it was a boy with blue hair, yellow shirt with a red slanted stripe in the middle and light blue pants and red shoes
Chris: Hailing from Peach creek Jimmy,Sarah,Nazz,Jonny and Rolf
Nazz sees eddy and kevin with bruises then forcefully slaps them both as the other laugh
Kevin: OW! what was that for man?
Nazz: the first thing you start doing on this show is fighting keep doing that and you'll lose
The next helicopter came and dropped off several kids. Another spidermonkey, an elephant, a rhinoceros with small horns on his nose, a platypus, a guinea pig, a pair of dung beetle brothers and a female Mongoose
Chris: Welcome to the island Lazlo, Raj, Clam, Edward, Sampson, Chip, Skip and Pasty
Kevin: Ah great another dork with the name "ed"
Edward: Who are you calling a dork you shovel chin loser?
Eddy burst out laughing as nazz,sarah,jimmy and pasty looks annoyed as the boys continues to fight
Nazz: ugh boy are such idiots
Sarah: yeah who needs them?
Pasty nodded at her comment as The next helicopter came and drop off three girls, The first had yellow hair and buck teeth wearing gray T-shirt and red shorts. The second girl had blue hair wearing black tank-top that halts right above her bare stomach, a pink belt, and green non-camouflaged pants and the last one had red hair as a Afro wearing a white tank top with red polka-dots on it and wears a pink belt along with blue jeans and golden earrings.
Chris: From a cruddy trailer park May,Lee and Marie...The kanker sisters
Kankers: Hiya boys
The eds all turned wide eyed
Eds: KANKERS! RUNAWAY!
The three walk towards the end of the dock as the next helicopter drop off frankie,mac,bloo,duchess and Terrence
Chris: From a show that takes in imaginary friends from kids Mac, Bloo,Terrence,Frankie and Duchess
The five walks off the helicopter as another copter which the powerpuff girls jump out of
Blossom: This place looks different than the brochure i found" Blossom
Chris: Hello powerpuffs and Welcome to Camp Wawanakwa!
Bubbles: Camp? I thought this was a resort!
Buttercup: Either way it 50,000 dollars on the line
The three walk down at the end of the ramp as the next helicopter drops off mandy,billy,irwin,mindy and grim
Chris: From A show that has the most craziest adventures Billy,Irwin,Mindy,Mandy and Grim
As the four kids and grim walk past chris they meet up with the others
Adam: A walking sketlon why doesn't that surprise me
Grim: What do you mean mon?
Adam: Cartoon Network is getting so stupid they make the dumbest things come true
Irwin: True but you gotta admit its kinda cool right?
Everyone except billy stares at Irwin strangely
Irwin: what?
Another helicopter comes by and a girl with a green shirt,blue jeans and a hot strand of pink/red hair
Chris: yo june what's up
June: Didn't you say that camp wawanakwa was a 5 star island
Chris: yeah 5 stars on the most horrible island ever
June grumbles as the next helicopter drop off a man wearing a captain suit and a boy with blond hair in a sailor outfit
Chris: ahoy captain knuckles and first mate flapjack
Flapjack soon got excited
Flapjack: Wow my first day here and i'm already been promoted to first mate
Flapjack shouted adventure then ran down the dock while knuckle lazily walk down and the another helicopter and Mugg Daal,chowder,shintel,panini and Gorgonzola came out
Mugg: Hello ladies(most of the girls were freak out)
Shintel:(translated) Uh Mugg maybe you should'n be hitting on girls
Mugg Daal: Why its not like its illegal
Panini: Actually it is Mr. Daal
Mugg Daal: Oh...
The 5 walk down the dock as the last helicopter came and drop off Johnny Bravo and Lil' Suzy
Chris: Welcome final contestants all right everyone follow me to the campfire and i'll explain the rules
Chris is standing in front of the 46 campers in the campfire
Chris: This is the campfire pit, where the campfire ceremony will take only 20 or so campers remain, the teams will dissolve and the merge has begun. When a team loses a challenge then they must voted someone out. That person must walk the dock of shame,catch the boat of losers manned by Chef and leave the island that mean your out of the running and you can't come back...ever
All the camper turn wide-eyed in fear
Chris:(In a outhouse) This is the outhouse confession cam, where you will confess your thoughts and most deepest darkest secrets! Don't worry, it's private. Go ahead, and give it a try!
Confessional Cam(s)
Eddy: So 50,000 dollars on the line this is gonna be great it sucks that shovel-chin is here but the way Edward told him off was awesome maybe i should include him into my plan
Bloo: Ugh the place sucks but i gonna do this for all the friends at fosters except for Mr. Heriman
Ed: Oh boy oh boy oh boy its so cool that my friends,sarah and even more people is here maybe i'll win
June: I can't wait to kick butt here back home i am a great student in karate so when i win the million i finally afford that dream vacation i wanted
Mandy: well well well some of cartoon network worst villains and i are on this island maybe we can form the biggest alliance this show ever seen
Billy: wow this toilet is so dirty i didn't even get a chance to do this
Blossom: Oh man even if its 50 grand on the line this place still sucks but i'm a powerpuff i gotta be strong
-End-
Chris was standing in front of two rundown cabins
chris: Here are you cabins, right cabin is for the girls and left is for boys and when in 2 weeks comes get ready to move and say goodbye to your friends because that's when the teams form so MOVE MOVE MOVE!
The girls open the door to see the cabin rusty and rundown. The girls decided that the teen and younger girls stay on the left and the adults(frankie and duchess
Blossom: This place just get's better and better doesn't it
Nazz: Like it could be worst
Blossom: How?
Nazz: Last season he made 13 teens compete on this will that was mutated by the bio-waste but at least the island cleaned up
Bubbles: Yeah it would've been difficult to compete with that still around
Mindy: Would you losers keep quite i trying to sleep
All of the other girls minus mandy who was sleeping across from mindy was glaring at the sleeping girl
Confessional Cam(s)
Buttercup: Ok my sisters i can handle, sharing a cabin with other i can handle,but the one girl mindy i can't stand her
-End-
Meanwhile the guys (minus jimmy) where having a water bomb fight. Adam and Jake were back-to-back trying to bomb anyone they see, the first gimps the saw of lazlo the threw the balloons but acidently hits jimmy who was reading a book
Jimmy: Hey can't you savages do you things somewhere else?
The room was filled was silence until...
Billy & Irwin: BOMB HIM!
With that commands the teens and boys chased jimmy out the cabin hitting jimmy who crying. the second wave was about to start until they were cut off
Chris: Attention Campers time for your first challenge of the season report to the mess hall now
Everyone was sitting at the two tables including a soaked jimmy
Chris: Today challenge is a tdi classic the brunch of disgustingness, here the rules if you puke or fail to finish your plate you lose last two campers remaining will become team captains now let us begin the brunch of disgustingness
Chef came out with a cart full with 46 bowls of paste and handed them it
Chris: and...BEGIN
Lazlo sniffed at his food, before looking away queasily. Bloo jabbed his with a finger. Bubbles was shivering, her weak stomach already gurgling, Eddy took a bite and swallowed it while looking nervous
duchess:(takes a bite) ugh! you got to be kidding forget it i quit(walks out)
Chris: thats 1 down keep them coming
So far only Ed,Terrence,Chowder,Gorgonzola(burning his food with his flame)Billy and June finished. Mindy quit because she saw "something" moved,Flapjack,Sampson and Jimmy Barfed losing the challenge as well and after than everyone else finishes
Chris: Ok with 5 already out and 38 left time for Round 2
Chef came out with 38 bowls of soups made with toe nails, Rocks, Mushrooms…and wax. Adam, Jake, Mac, Bloo, Bubbles and Panini all puked and mandy quit leaving 31 left. The next course was bowls of live mealworms and in a second Blossom, Nazz and Pasty puked causing everyone else except Chowder, Terrence, Eddy, Jonny and June
Chris: All right now were down to the final 5 and since were only on the third course let's just skip to the end chef?
Chef Hachet comes out with a tray with 5 seeds
Chris: Theses are special jalapenos seeds you must keep them in your mouth and the last 2 standing becomes team captions
The five went wide-eyed after hear his last comment
Chris: Ready...Set...GO!
The 5 places the seeds into their mouths and the 5 spent a minute until they noticed the seeds becoming hotter until Jonny and Terrence spits out the seeds at the same time meanwhile eddy and june look like they were going to burst until a gulp from chowder indicating he swallowed the seed
Mugg: Chowder you weren't supposed to swallow you weren't supposed to swallowed
Shintel(translated): Come on man you were so close of winning
Chowder: Sorry but it was so good i swallowed it(stomach rumbles) ugh where's the bathroom?
Chowder ran out the room filling the room with his gas
Just then Eddy and June stomachs start to growl as the 2 puked which caused everyone else to Puke as well including Chef & Chris
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The day turned to evening as Everyone was in their cabins groaning & moaning in pain as Chris pops in front of the camera
Chris: That's a wrap on day one. How much pain can we put them in next week find out next time on total drama cartoon island
Chris: In the name of the great bugs bunny "That's all folks" and remember to review Isn't that right chef?
Chef: That's not how you get people to review this is how "Review or i come to your house and break you hands"