Questions,Questions, And More Questions!-By DarkWindTheWolf
AN: Yep its one of those stories people...I get bored easily so don't judge me for the fictions I make ok? Anyway first chapter will be just stupid questions I make up to ask the Sonic crew and possibly all kinds of OC's. This one is rated T but barely because of the graphic language and suggested themes that will be pointed out, its a humor story people what'd you expect? If there are any questions that you want to be put in my stories or OC's just leave all that good information in the review, thanks!
Episode 1: Special Pilot-Thanksgiving Day!
Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, Mobians of all kind, put your hands together for your host, you favorite wolf, the most interesting of them all, a very special individual...
Random Audience Person: GET ON WITH THE FUCKING INTRO ALREADY DAMN!
Announcer: Welcome Leonta the Wolf...
The audience goes insane as a black and white comes onto the stage dressed in a tight red and white T-shirt, cacky shorts, red and white converse, both ears pierced, and a dog chain necklace. His eyes are turquoise and gleam brightly as the spotlight shines directly onto his person and the stage he is upon. He waves out towards the crowd blowing kisses, and oddly enough catches a pair of...panties? and puts them into his back pocket.
Leonta: What's Up Amigos! Thanks for coming out tonight we've got a special little thing going on with special guest of the dozens, man it's gonna be super crazy tonight. Oh and just to say something, Happy Thanksgiving everybody! Instead of being home and eating all of that good food mama made last night you all decide to come out here with me and leave the old hag to eat by herself. You should all feel terrible!
Just then the crowd stopped cheering and thought about what Leonta just said, visualizing their mother's waiting for there children to come but sadly enough they never will.
Random Audience Person: My mom hates me...
Leonta: Well it must suck to be you, anyway on with the show. The first guess I would like to call out is...wow seriously this guy? (Now speaking in his ear microphone thingy) They couldn't get me anyone else with better social skills than this jackass?
"Well they could have buuuut, you know things happen.."
Leonta: Ugh, fine...(Now speaking regularly with audience) Alright folks, our firs guest is the one who doesn't chuckle, lives on a rock for most of his life...
Random Audience Person: For fuck sake, what the hell is wrong with you people and these long introductions!
Leonta: Grrr, Knuckles the Echidna get your arse out here!
The audience erupts into applause again as the red Echidna makes his way onto the stage taking a seat right in front of Leonta. He has his usually poker face on not feeling very amused with his current situation.
Leonta: Yo Knuckles, how you doing this good Thanksgiving evening?
Knuckles: Fine...I suppose
Leonta: Come on, tell me how you really feeeeeel! I know your actually a bubbly person on the inside your just hiding it under that hard act.
Knuckles: Look buddy, you must not know me very well but...
Leonta: Well that's the point of you being on this show, we've got a questioned based system that let's us know about your life style and opinions. Now the first questions is are you ready for this?
Silence, Suspense,...Crispy Creme Donuts only 3.98...Wait, what?
Knuckles: (Sigh) I guess, whose idea was for me to be on this show anyway.
Leonta: The Writer's.
Knuckles: Wha-
Leonta: Ok, true first question. (Ahem) Knuckles, why do you always stay on Angel Island 24/7?
Knuckles: Well, its simple really. You see I am a guardian of the Master Emerald and being the last one of my kind it is very vital that I make sure nothing happens to it. It all started a long time ago with a line of Echidna's...
Leonta: (Sweatdrop) Geez, I only asked why not for you tell me the whole damn story...I'm sorry to interrupt you but we are on a timed show so next question.
Knuckles: FINE...
Leonta: Alrighty then, oooo a themed question. Knuckles, on Thanksgiving day do you get together with your friends and eat dinner, or do you sit alone in the cold dark of night and feast by yourself?
Knuckles: Well, usually I would end up having dinner with Sonic and the gang, and that is always fun. (Rolling his eyes, sarcasm obvious in his voice)
Leonta: (Chuckles) Care to explain?
Knuckles: Sure, lets take last thanksgiving for example. There we were inside Amy Rose's house eating dinner and having a fun time like we all usually do when we are together. Now usually when I'm around Sonic and he tries me up with his jokes and pranks I'd usually put up with them. But sometimes he takes things to the limit pushing my anger to the very point.
Leonta: I feel a flashback coming on folks, Knuckles continue.
Knuckles: Alright, the last turkey wing was on the plate in the middle of the table, and as soon as I reached for it...
Flashback:
"Don't mind if I do" Knuckles froze eyes widened and on the urge of popping out of his head as he sees his food treasure suddenly disappear. Looking up he sees the culprit chewing on the wing rather forcefully, enjoying what was rightfully his.
"S-Sonic..." Knuckles managed to get out his rage beginning to get the very best of him. The cobalt hero looks to the Echidna as his name is being called and flashes his trademark smirk not realizing how bad he just screwed up.
"What's up buddy?"
"PUT THAT WING BACK!" Sonic looked at his food now half way gone, and back to Knuckles who looked ready to strike at any moments time. He then threw it into the air and swallowed it hole, ignoring the fact that he just swallowed a bone.
"SOOOONIIIIIIICCC!"
"OKAAAAY!"
Flashback End:
Knuckles: As for how that moment ended, let's just say Sonic's jaw grew three sizes that day.
Leonta: 0_0 Wow, someone does not kid around about their food huh?
Knuckles: (Now has a chicken bone) My precious, my precious meat. I will never let you go, hold onto you for all existence and if someone tries to take you from me I'll beat them with you.
Leonta: Ok, heh heh, weird innuendo anyone? Ok Knuckles here's a very pesronal question I have been wanting to ask of you since I heard the song...
Knuckles: Ugh, here we go...
Leonta: Don't interrupt, only I can do that! Anyway, why don't you giggle?
Knuckles: GRRRR, ok now let's get this straight and I'm not talking to only you and the audience, I mean everyone reader who is sitting at their computers,labtops,mac computers, I-Pads...
Random Audience Member: GET ON WITH THE FUCKING POINT!
Leonta: WILL SOMEBODY GET THAT OBNOXIOUS BASTARD OUT OF HERE! (Cursing and screaming of lawsuit trials could be heard throughout the set) (Ahem) Sorry about that Knuckles pleas continue.
Knuckles: Um right, where was I...Oh yeah. The original version of the song is supposed to say I don't giggle but instead it says I don't chuckle. That is some bullshit, of course I chuckle I don't care who they compare me to. And to answer your question hell now I don't giggle, I chuckle because I'm a man.
The audience cheers and yells screaming out Knuckles name enjoying his vent on his apposed theme song. Even Leonta applauded him, now gaining a weird sense of respect for the sometime anti social Echidna.
Leonta: Very well put Knuckles, your not the total social problematic jackass I thought you were.
Knuckles: Thanks I...WHAT!
Leonta: Well on that note people it looks like we are out of time for this episode. Come back next time for even more crazy questions, guest, and RANDOMNESS! This has been Leonta the Wolf signing off. (Leaves the set with the audience applauding running from a now very pissed off Knuckles)
Screen Fades To Black
Come Back Next Time
Special Guest: Sonic & Rouge
A nice way to start of this little series huh? Well, to be honest will all of you I'm not really that proud of it myself, but I just wanted to have something updated for today as a little present to you all XD
As for my other stories if any of you are still waiting for updates to them, they are coming, very slowly but they will come believe me. Whenever it comes to a time where I just start posting different stories its because I'm in a rut and am just giving my brain time to come up with ideas for my already running stories. Anyway leaving you all on that note, HAPPY THANKSGIVING!