I haven't stopped writing 'The Teenage Life', I just wanted to write this so bad! I love the song, Teenage Dirtbag and I couldn't resist but write a Troyella story about it... I guess you can call it a songfic! But with a little twist. I hope you like it. And please review! I really appreciate them and if you do, your name will appear here! Thanks...

Her name is Noelle
I have a dream about her

Well, her name isn't really Noelle. It's Gabriella. Gabriella Montez. And she's the most beautiful girl in the entire world, in my opinion. She has chocolate brown hair with cute, long curls. She also has these shining hazel eyes that'll just make you faint when you look into them. And yeah, I do dream about her. Every night, every day, every minute of my life. I can't get her out of my head.

But she doesn't know who I am
And she doesn't give a damn about me

Unfortunately, she doesn't even know I exist eventhough I'm in all her classes.

Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby
Yeah I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby
Listen to Iron Maiden baby... with me

Yeah, I'm a dirtbag. A loser. A geek. My name is Troy Bolton and I'm fat. More like obese. People make such a big deal out of appearances and stuff. What's so wrong with being fat? Although of course, I want to be a muscular guy who looks like Prince Charming or Orlando Bloom. Who wouldn't? If only I was... then Gabriella would surely fall for me! If only she knew how fun I can be. How charming I can be!

Her boyfriend's a dick
he brings a gun to school
And he'd simply kick
My ass if he knew the truth
He lives on my block
and He drives an IROC
But he doesn't know who I am
And he doesn't give a damn about me...

Sigh... yes, she has a boyfriend who's a total jerk! He's the captain of the basketball team and his name's Chad Danforth. I love basketball and I rock at it! I always play it at home. I would want to get on the basketball team if only I wasn't fat! Lots of girls like him but I don't see why. I just see a guy with a disco ball on his head. He has an afro, by the way. I can be so much cooler than him! He likes to pick on people whom he thinks are losers. Including me. I'd kick his ass if only he didn't have back up. His friends are stupid jocks who are just like him. Chad's my neighbour, by the way and it sucks!

Okay, it's time to tell you guys a little bit about myself now. As you know, I'm Troy and I'm really fat. But I think I have an awesome personality and I just know Gabriella would just throw herself at me if I got to talk to her for a few minutes. I have curly brown hair and I wear horn rimmed glasses. I also have a friend called Ryan Evans. She's the twin brother of Gabriella's best friend Sharpay Evans. Sharpay is really mean and ice cold. She's a witch, I tell ya! She doesn't like Ryan hanging out with me. Did I mention that she got a nose job? I don't even know why Gabriella's even friends with her. Gabriella's the total opposite. She's really sweet. But they're both really popular. Both of them are on the cheerleading team. Gabriella's the captain and I just love watching her practice.

I went to school on a sunny Thursday. Everything was the same. People threw paper balls at me in the bus and hit me with basketballs in class until the teacher comes in. The same thing happened today. I was sitting in class and everyone made fun of me because my butt wouldn't really fit on the chair. Moments later, Gabriella came in the class wearing a white sweater and a miniskirt. She looked beautiful as always. I couldn't resist but take a few glances at her before Chad spotted me. Chad made his way over to Gabriella and started kissing her. "Chad, not in here..." Gabriella pulled away.

"I just love you so much, baby..." He said. I felt like punching him in the face! Then Ryan came over to my desk. "You're checking her out again, huh?" He asked me.

"I can't resist..." I replied.

Later, the teacher came into the class. "Settle down, everybody. Today, I want 2 of you to come up here and explain the class about chemical reactions." The teacher said. Oh not me. I can never go up the small wooden stage. I'll surely break it! So I just kept quiet. A girl went up first. After her explanation, the teacher said, "Come on, anyone just come up here."

"Sir, Troy says he wants to!" Chad lied to the teacher.

"What? No! I don't..." I argued.

"Come up here, Troy! Don't be shy!" The teacher said. Damn you, Chad! I had no choice. I had to go up there. Everyone stared at me. Some giggled. I got off my chair and started heading towards the wooden stage. I remember how I broke it last month. My feet went straight into it and made a hole and I fell in! I took a gentle step. So far so good. Then I took another step. I made it! And just when I was about to talk, the stage broke and I fell! Not again! The whole class burst out with laughter. "Fat wiener! Fat wiener! Fat wiener!" They all chanted. But I saw Gabriella's face. She wasn't laughing at all. But it was the worst day ever! I couldn't get up. I couldn't even lift my own weight. Two people helped me up. I ran out of the class and into the school's office. My knee was bleeding and I couldn't walk properly so my mom came to the school and took me back home.

"It broke again huh, honey?" My mom asked me in the car.

"I don't wanna talk about it, mom." I told her as I looked out the window.

Minutes later, we arrived and I went straight up to my room and locked the door. I looked at myself in the mirror and saw a blob. I was hideous! I felt like killing myself. I took a glance at Gabriella's picture that I have kept for a long time. Why would she go for a fat ass like me? I couldn't take it anymore. Just then, I got an idea. I quickly turned on my laptop and went to Google. I typed in 'Liposuction and cosmetic surgery'. I was serious about it. Liposuction means sucking out fat out of your body. And cosmetic surgery means making you look better and stuff. There were several search results.

I stayed home from school the next day and planned on getting a liposuction and cosmetic surgery at a hospital far away. But it would cost a lot of money and I didn't have much. I decided to take the money needed out of my parents' bank and run away with the money. I packed all my clothes and the things I needed into my suitcase and a bag. I will come back. But as a different person. A different Troy...

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