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Teddy/Billy, Zombie AU (request from Cris-Art)

"And here I thought the zombies would get us."

Both looked longingly at the empty water canteens at their feet, a moment before the thunder boomed and the rain began to fall.

"They still just might."

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Tommy & Billy, Hansel & Gretel AU (request from Cris-Art)

Billy took his time eating pieces off the door, as it was made of his favorite chocolate cake which he so rarely had the chance to eat.

His twin, Tommy, on the other hand, ate as much as he could from the door, the walls, the chairs and the windows, and was now lying on the pudding couch with a stomach-ache.

For once, the Scarlet Witch decided against devouring the children that stumbled upon her house, and instead offered them shelter, and a home.

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Celebrity Billy/Teddy sharing a public kiss (request from morphia)

It was opening night, and there they were, on the red carpet, with about a billion cameras taking their pictures, documenting every last second.

Teddy couldn't care less about the world, and he deepened the kiss as he tightened his hold around the co-star that proved to be the love of his life.

Billy on his part was busy struggling for breath, that is, when he wasn't terrified by the fact that wasn't quite how he wanted his mother to find out he was gay.

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Steve/Tony, College AU (request from morphia)

Steve finally thought he understood what he meant when people said dealing with Tony Stark was like making a deal with the devil.

"You're the first person I met who was serious about 'I'll draw you like those French girls'."

"I need the extra credit, now shut up and flex that muscle."

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Teddy/Billy - shipping crises (request from morphia)

If to judge by Billy's quivering lower lip, the puppy look in his eyes, and the look of profound hurt on his face, maybe Teddy shouldn't have said what he did quite the way he said it.

"I just… don't think they make sense together," the blond practically apologized in his best soft, soothing voice.

Huffing, Billy took the fanzine with his current OTP on the cover and curled up around it under the blanket, fully intending not to talk to Teddy until dinner, or until Teddy tickled him out of there - whichever came first.

"I don't wanna hear it", Teddy growled without turning in Billy's direction, instead preferring to fully enjoy the scene portraying one of his favorite fan-couples in the game.

Billy, who had his own impressions on the matter of inter-pixelated-sprites relationships, kept his gaze set firmly on the side of Teddy's head, utilizing the silence-treatment that was brought to perfection through years upon years of being passed down the Kaplan family.

"…your couple dies in the end!" Teddy finally snapped, and forced himself not to move even when Billy let out a miserable whine and a sniffle, knowing Billy had to face the facts sooner or later, and why should Teddy be the mature one about this, anyway?