Dice generator to pick the characters. Random word generator for the themes. A collection of Naruto ficlettes.

Naruto

Kabuto

Itachi

Sakura

Kankuro

Kakashi

Hinata

Choji

Gaara

Shikamaru

Sasuke

Ino

Kiba

Shino

Iruka

Itachi

Mika

Temari

Theme: psychologist

13(Kiba) and 14(Shino)

Kiba was diagnosed with aggressive tendencies and delusions ("He claims he can understand his dog!")

Shino was diagnosed with Antisocial tendencies and general creepiness. Both were diagnosed with extreme pet dependency. After their visits, the psychologist was diagnosed with severe schizophrenia and was eventually put away.

Theme: Interruption

10(Shikamaru) and 13(Kiba)

Kiba interrupted Shikamaru's cloudgazing once. Just once. He never made fun of Shikamaru's one technique ever again.

Theme: Caffeine

17(Mika) and 14(Shino)

"What's this?"

"Come on, try it! You'll like it!"

Shino's bugs did not react well to caffeine. Mika never tried that experiment again.

Theme: Boredom

10(Shikamaru) and 11(Sasuke)

When Sasuke learned how smart Shikamaru really was, he figured out why he always looked so bored in class.

Theme: Part

6(Kakashi) and 7(Hinata)

They first met in the park, he walking along aimlessly, she sitting and eating her lunch.

"Ah, hello miss. I see the path of life had brought me alongside you on this day."

"H,hello. I'm Hinata. Are you, Kakashi? The jounin?" Why yes. In fact, I was just on the way to meet my students. But I can spare a little time. Is that your lunch?"

"Yes. Would y,you like part?"

"Why thank you. Why, you're a very good cook."

"Thank you. I've been practicing for...a certain someone." She blushed. Kakashi smiled behind the mask. (That's why he was late that first day!)

Theme: Genius

11(Sasuke) and 18(Temari)

Temari had heard he was a genius, and the number one rookie. So she wasn't surprised that he faced down Kankuro and Gaara. But she hadn't heard he was so cute!

Theme: Morning

10(Shikamaru) and 18(Temari)

For once she managed to convince the lazy ninja to wake up early with her and go watch the sunrise.

"Shikamaru look, isn't it beautiful?" He didn't reply. She sighed. He'd fallen asleep next to her. "Next time we'll watch the sunset instead." she promised.

Theme: Wallet

9(Gaara) and 17(Mika)

"Hey Gaara, you dropped your wallet! And hey, I wonder what's in it. Oh my gosh, Gaara, IS THAT A PICTURE OF A NAKED"

"Give me that!"

(This is just the sort of thing Mika would do)

Theme: Sex

15(Iruka) and 6(Kakashi)

"Man Kakashi, you wouldn't believe what some of the people on think we get up to in our spare time."

Theme: Date

12(Ino) and 3(Itachi)

Well, you heard the theme kids, get to it!
"Well, he is an Uchiha, but I don't know if I want to date anyone prettier than me..."

"OH HELL NO!"

Theme: Motivation

4(Sakura) and 1(Naruto)

"Naruto, Kakashi is late again. Go get him."

"Why can't Sasuke do it?"

"Because he's much cooler and cuter than you."

"Why should I?"

"Naruto, go do it or I'll kick your ass."

Theme: Gnome

17(Mika) and 12(Ino)

"I'm telling you Ino, it ran right past me! It was small and had a big pointy red hat! I swear!"

"Mika, that was another one of Konohamaru's spectacular failures at a disguise. The lawn gnomes are not running amok."

Theme: Postcard

7(Hinata) and 10(Shikamaru)

"Shikamaru, Ino sent me to find you, and tell you that if you don't get down there right now and help her out at the flower shop, you'd better be in the sand country when her shift ends."

"Tell her I'll send her a postcard."

Theme: Orienatation

13(Kiba) and 8(Choji)

"Kiba, how come you don't ever get lost?"

"I have an amazing internal navigating system and a photographic memory that allows me to remember my every step and it's relation to where I'm going."

"Wow, really?"

"No, Akamaru just tracks my scent back."