Author's Notes: Hello! Just to let you know that this is a songfic of a different color. I got the idea from an episode of Scrubs and stole it for my own purposes. To add to that, the first to songs are either from or based from that particular episode. The first, which is in the first chapter, I rewrote. The second, in the second chapter, is the same as theirs. Anyway, the rest of the songs will be from various bands/singers, and will either be pieces of the song or my own little remake. Let me know what you think!!! Especially if you have a song that you like and I will try to accommodate when possible!!!!! R&R!!!

SG1 stepped through the gate and took a collective sigh. They had been to five planets now and nothing of interest had turned up – no naquada, no treasure, not even any ancient ruins to occupy themselves with! Frankly, it was becoming a bit boring now without the Goauld or the Ori to defeat. This planet, P4X- 282, had been very colorful- pinkish, purple trees, blue rocks, bright green sand on the ground, but had turned nothing up. They took some preliminary samples from everything and returned home. None of them would admit it, but they had all secretly hoped for just a little action or at least something unusual. They descended the ramp as General Landry walked in, smiling.

Hello, team SG1

I'm delighted that you're back

Does the planet hold something new

Go ahead and drop your packs

We'll see all of your new finds

Blue rocks and maybe some pink trees

Glad you made it home alive

Welcome back to the S.G.C.!

Daniel looked at his friends and frowned. Was it just him or was General Landry …singing to them? From the shocked and confused looks on his teammates' faces, they had heard it, too. He nearly jumped out of his skin as an airman walked up to them and Landry and began to sing his report:

The Tok'ra called offering help

We couldn't ask for more

And there's a plant that's taking over

A laboratory on the second floor

Siler is locked in a room

He has again lost his key

I'm so glad that you made it

Back to the S.G.C!

"Daniel, why are people singing?" Vala asked in a whimsical voice and Daniel blinked at her- she was in on it, too!

"Stop doing that!" he snapped. Okay, he didn't think he was singing, but from the surprised looks on the other's faces, they certainly thought he was. Sam frowned at him and sing-songed:

We are all affected

From something on that planet

Why does this always happen to us

It's starting to become a habit!

General Landry waved to them to follow him to the briefing room so they could talk in a quieter and more secluded atmosphere, filling them in more as they went.

The Kelonwnan's called needing help

Walter's computer blew up again

The self-destruct reset itself

Nearly killing all of our men

You all look confused

Go ahead and take a seat

Because I need all your help now

Here at the S.G.C.!

One more thing that I should mention

If what I heard is true

And everyone appears

To be singing to you

Your case is very serious

Get to the infirmary

Cause if you think I'm singing

You're restricted to the S.G.C.,

Welcome back to the S.G.C.!!!

The team looked at one another and shrugged. They all were definitely under the influence of something and needed to get checked out immediately. With silent nods, they turned and headed off for the infirmary, knowing that they should have been careful for what they had wished for…

Author's Note…again. Well, what did you think? Possibilities? I will post the second chapter any minute now, so stay tuned and see what comes up…or who comes in- hehehe. R&R!!! Thanks!---Loo