Yay, first Fanfic. Light fluff and an unusual couple. Tex/Caboose isn't what you usually see on Red vs Blue Fan Fiction. Enjoy.

Tex groaned as she tried to lift her head only to find that her head was already supported. 'What the fuck just happened?' Tex thought coming close to falling unconscious again. Then she heard voices that brought her back to the surface.

'Tex, Tex! Are you Ok?'

'Church are you alright'

'Never mind me we should be helping Tex'

Tex made out the voices as Church's and Tucker's voices. She made an effort to speak shocked to find that her power of speech had hardly been damaged at all.

"Church, Tucker are you all right?" Tex groaned. She was more worried about everyone else.

"She's alive!" yelled Tucker.

"Tex can you open your eyes?" Church asked quietly.

"I think so". Tex answered back just as quietly.

Opening her eyes she saw Church crouching beside her covered from head to toe in blood. She saw a couple of dents in his amour but no tears or rips in it. Herself on the other hand was seriously injured and had a multitude of rips and tearing in her amour. Then she realized that the blood on his amour was her own blood and that he was giving first aid to her. There was something odd although she couldn't put her finger on it... 'Wait a minute...' She thought. 'Just how is my head being supported?'

"Uhhh...Church? How is my head being supported?" She asked having a feeling that she is not going to like the answer.

"Um Tex..." Church knew what was going to happen "Caboose is supporting your head..."

"How? My head piece weighs like half a ton". Tex said half shocked. The shock was that A) Caboose could support that much weight and B) the fact that Caboose of all people was the person helping her recover. On the other hand she was happy that they cared.

Church nearly fell over backwards from surprise because she wasn't threating to kill him or Tucker or trying to kill Caboose who of which was supporting her head nearly dropped her from shock as well. But now he looks frightened like at any second she was going to get up and kill the poor kid and Tucker just stared at Tex and Caboose. Tex looked up at Caboose staring into his frightened face and said:

"Don't worry Caboose I'm not going to kill you".

"Holy fuck"! Tucker swore at the top of his lungs then he knelt down beside Tex, lowered his voice and asked "Tex are you sure you're Ok?"

"I'm fine Tucker, Just because I'm not threating to kill you or Church or killing Caboose doesn't mean I've hit my head or anything." Tex then stood up and held onto the wall for support as she was still dizzy and nauseous. Looking at everyone Tex laughed at them. Everyone looked at Tex like she was crazy.

"Sorry guys... it's just… you guys... look.. like a... bunch... of reds" Tex managed to get out between fits of laughter. Caboose walked up to Church and whispered,

"Uhhh Church I think your girlfriend has hit her head".

At the same moment Tex turned around and growled,

"No I haven't hit my head!" Caboose was the only one who sensed that Tex was about to fall, so he darted across the room and held his arms out. So as a result Tex ended up falling into Caboose's arms.

"This isn't good, Tex is down, and Caboose is helping her and Tucker is being stupid as usual. Looks like it's time for plan B."

Church walked across the room thinking about how much he hate doing this, grabbed a shield and yelled to Tex,

"Oi Tex are you getting a bit cozy there?"

No sooner than Church said this Tex jumped up scaring the shit out of Caboose and Tucker. Tex sprinted across the room, grabbed Church and choke slammed him against the wall. Tex growled ominously in Church's ear.

"If you ever imply that Caboose and I like each other again I'll tell Shelia to kill you again".

"Ok, Ok" Church whimpered he didn't like pissing off Tex because he liked his life. "Could you please let go of me Tex?"

"Ok… whatever."

Tex let go of Church and looked at him she knew he was hiding something. She always knew when he was hiding something.

"Church there's something you're not telling me" She pointed out.

"Do you know Donut, Tex?" he said slowly hoping that she wouldn't kill him.

"Who the pink bitch who got a lucky shot? Yes I know him."

"He ran over you in the Warthog by accident"

"… Where's my Rocket Launcher?"

"On the bedside table"

Tex picked up the Launcher and ran out of the back of the base towards Red base screaming,

"I'm going to kill you stupid pink bitch!"

And the others were chasing her screaming,

"Stop, Tex! Don't do it!"

Please R&R and tell me what you think. I don't usually write fluff of any kind... Until now.