Okay, okay, this story could take place anytime in the Z line, let's just pretend that ChiChi is dead ^_^. Bah-da-da! And now...
Prepare youself for Sailor Goku!
As his dead wife had always wanted, Goku finally got a job...as a male stripper! He was at work one day, at a gay bar in his favorite pink spandex. Gohan, his manager, was back stage counting the money they were making, when suddenly someone screamed.
Goku pulled his spandex back up, when he saw a giant monkey-type-rat monster thing show up. He knew what he had to do! Goku ran backstage, found his pants, and took out a brooch.
He held it up in the air, "PURPLE-PINK PRETTY FLUFFY SHIT, MAKE-UP!"
Goku spun around naked a few times as a pink and purple sailor outfit appeared on his body (his favorite part, the mini skirt). When he finished transforming, he had to do his trademark pose and did a peace sign in the air. Then goku ran out back to action.
Gohan had watched the whole thing and felt as if he were going to vomit.
Goku ran out onto the stage and pointed at the monster. "Stop right there you, bitch! You have interrupted my fellow gay men, and I will kick you ass!"
The demented creature looked up at him. "I JUST WANTED TO BE FRIENDS....WILL YOU BE MY FRIEND?" As the monster reached to to him, Goku screamed like a little girl.
"Stop right there!" yelled two deep voices. Sailor Bejita and Sailor Pikoro stood there with there arms folded.
"Don't touch him you icky, icky, thingy!" Bejita said.
"That's right," Pikoro agreed. "And in the name of gays everywhere! We will kick your hot little ass!"
They both frolliced down to goku, swinging their hands to the left and to the right.
"WILL YOU BE MY FRIENDS TOO?" the monster asked, his hideous face smiled.
"No way!" Bejita said. "ASS HUMP ATTACK!"
"NUUUUU!!!" the monster cried as flying vibraters flew up its ass. "AAAAAAHHHHHH!" It started to run in circles, feeling very uncomfortable. Then it somehow fell over and died.
After a few seconds silence...
"Party!" Pikoro called.
Then everybody started dancing, and drinking beer. The three male Sailor Scouts began to strip, carefully molesting each other.
Was eet....skeery? O_o Funneh? Let meh know! ^_^ Pwease?