I am an extremely fast reader, so when assigned to read Lord of the Flies in English, I finished it on the first day. Having nothing to do for the rest of the month, my friends and I wrote a bunch of really stupid things that I decided to share with the world. My first fanfic ever!! ENJOY!!

Lovely Lady Lunatic: Simon, would you like to do the disclaimer?

Simon: Why do I hafta do it??

Lovely Lady Lunatic: Because you're my favorite, and if you don't I'll make Beastie eat you.

Simon: …

Lovely Lady Lunatic: Well?

Simon: …This crazy chick doesn't own anything. (Thank God.)

Lovely Lady Lunatic: Hey!! In MY story, you LIVE!! Be grateful!!

Mr. JoJo: YAY!!! SIMON LIVES!!! *hugs Simon*

Simon: Aagggh!!! Get away!!!!!

Lovely Lady Lunatic: Oh, this is my very own character, Mr. JoJo. Say hi, Mr. JoJo!!

Mr. JoJo: HI!!!!!!!!!

Sam: PLEASE-

Eric: REVIEW!!!!

Flaming airplane crashes onto island.

Ralph: Shit! I think we're on an island!

Piggy: That's a bad word!!

Jack: LET'S KILL STUFF!!!

Simon: Uh, let's not.

Sam: What-

Eric: Do-

Sam: We-

Eric: Do?

Roger and Jack: KILL STUFF!!!!

Simon punches Jack in the face.

Roger: Or not, either way.

Jack: X_X

Piggy tries to clean his specs and accidentally lights a tree on fire.

All: …

...Awkward silence…

Mr. JoJo: SHINY!!!

Snatches conch shell from Piggy and dances around happily.

Ralph: Who the hell is this guy?!?

Piggy: Bad word!!!

Officer skips up.

Officer: Hey, kiddies! I saw your signal fire! - Points to the forest, which is now completely aflame. - Let's go home!

Everyone except Jack and Robert: YAAAY!!

Jack and Robert: KILL HIM!!!!

Whip out spears and stab officer.

All: O_O

Beastie: ROAR!! PUNISH THE EVIL-DOERS!!

Beastie eats Jack.

Robert: O_O

Beastie: Y'all OK?

Sam: We've-

Eric: Been-

Sam: Better-

Eric: But-

Sam: We'll-

Eric: Live.

Beastie regurgitates Jack.

Jack: X_X

Beastie: Let's go home!

All: YAY!!!!!!!

Mr. JoJo: SHINYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lovely Lady Lunatic: Well? That wasn't so bad for my first story ever, was it?

Everyone stares fearfully.

Simon: …You aren't planning on writing any more stories about us, are you?

Lovely Lady Lunatic: As a matter of fact, I've already started a new story with my friends called The Lord of the Cross dressers!!

All: O_O

Lovely Lady Lunatic: Anyway, feel free to review. I know It's stupid, but don't be too mean or I might just cry… Bye for now!! (: