"What have you done this time, Potter", Draco drawled. Harry just glared quickly in his direction. At the time, they were both sitting in the headmaster's office, waiting for Dumbledore to return. "I know this has something to do with your immense stupidity!" Draco continued on, throwing ghastly insults at Harry, despite the fact that he was hardly listening.
The door finally opened and out walked Dumbledore. Can you guess what he had? Yup, you're right. It was that damned twinkle. "I'm afraid that you two are no longer safe. We have word that Voldemort is getting ready to attack the school and it is imperative that you two are not here." "Wait, what's this got to do with Malfoy", Harry asked. "Mr. Malfoy has recently renounced the dark and has since then been almost as big of a target as yourself. Harry stared at Draco with complete astonishment while Draco seemed to find momentary interest in the floor.
"Now, you two are going to be transferred to a different school as of tomorrow, thus evading Voldemort and buying us time. There is no sense in attacking the school if you two are not here. Severus will make sure the message gets out." Do you honestly think that's going to work", Draco scoffed. "They'll just go to Durmstrang and pick us up. "You will not be going to Durmstrang, Mr. Malfoy; you'll be going to the San Francisco Academy of Wizarding Arts." Harry noticed that Draco's jaw dropped down in shock. This just served to confuse Harry even more. "B-but, that's a school for….for….well….it's a school for bloody ponces", Draco exclaimed. Now it was Harry's turn to be outraged. "Professor, why in the hell would you send us to that kind of school?" Professor Dumbledore was looking quite amused; however, he did stop smiling long enough to explain that it was the last place anyone would expect them to be. All the while, Draco was muttering about how he'd rather take his chances with the Dark Lord ("what, it slipped. Gees!).
"Oh, one more thing boys. I suggest you stick together. Americans can be quite…forward (oh god, the twinkle was back!). You're dismissed.