Chris and Blaineley are standing on the shore of what appears to be a brand new island.
"Welcome back Total Drama fans," Chris said. "Did you miss me? I'm your host Chris McLean!"
"And I'm your other host Blaineley Stacey Andrews O'Halloran" Blaineley said.
"Just call yourself Blaineley O'Halloran next time. It'd save a lot of time" Chris said.
"It's for effect" Blaineley said.
"Sounds egotistical to me," Chris said.
"Says the guy who puts his face on almost everything he owns," Blaineley said.
"Let's cut this out and get back to the intro" Chris said.
"Right," Blaineley said. "As you might remember we had a little run-in with the government last season"
"To make a very long story short we aren't allowed back in Muskoka" Chris explained. "We also had to give our old contestant a break"
"On the bright side, we got eighteen brand new ones!" Blaineley announced.
"Since we aren't allowed back in Muskoka we have a new location" Chris explained. "A Cree island in western Canada. And unlike last time this place is totally wild. No cabins, no showers, no kitchen, no nothing"
"The only thing they let us keep was the old confessional" Blaineley said.
"The contestants should be here shortly," Chris said. "They're arriving via Zeppelin. Let's see how they're doing"
Up in the air, Chef is flying a Zeppelin with Chris' face on the tail fin. Inside the blimp, Sky is sitting next to Max.
"Hey, would you like some gum?" Sky offered.
Sky holds out a stick of gum.
"Your offer of confectionery sugar does not save you from the pure evil that awaits you," Max said. "But yes I would like some"
Max takes the gum. He unwraps it and then pops it into his mouth. He makes a weird face and then coughs it up.
"Cinnamon! There is no need for it to be that spicy!" Max said angrily.
"Okay then..." Sky said awkwardly.
Sky looks to her right and notices that Chuck is next to her.
Chuck is a tall muscular guy wearing with a slight tan. He was wearing a red tank top and green shorts. He had black and red running shoes and sunglasses. They had a buzz cut and a square jaw.
"Would you like some gum?" Sky asked.
"Yes please," Chuck said in a deep voice. "I love cinnamon"
Chuck takes a stick a stick of gum from Sky. He tries to unwrap it but can't seem to.
"Do you need help?" Sky asked.
"No it's fine," Chuck said. "I just have big hands and this wrapper is really small"
The camera pans over to Dave watching them.
"Those guys seem a little weird" Dave commented.
Dave looks behind him and sees Leonard.
"Expieriemis!" Leonard exclaimed. "I know many spells. That one made you smarter"
"Oh um... Thank you" Dave said awkwardly.
Ella walks over to Dave.
"And there's nothing that can't be made sweeter with a song" Ella said.
Ella skips away while humming happily. Beardo notices this and beatboxes to the tune Ella is humming.
"Song" Beardo said.
The camera pans over to Dorothy looking at the ground.
Dorothy is a girl of about average height and in relatively good shape. She had mid-length messy hair brown that stuck up a bit. She wore a red flannel shirt with the sleeves rolled up as well as blue jeans. She had boots that had some mud on them and a tan backpack.
A cockroach crawls towards Dorothy. She takes a toothpick out of her pocket and skewers the roach. She takes the roach over to Amy.
"Roaches are fascinating ain't they" Dorothy said with a slight southern twang.
"Ew... I think its legs are still moving" Amy said in disgust.
"You know a roach can survive up to nine days without a head" Dorothy said.
"How long can it survive being impaled..." Amy said.
"I don't know," Dorothy said. "I reckon at least a minute"
"I see..." Amy said awkwardly.
Amy inches away from Dorothy and turns her head to Sammy.
"Samey, switch seats with me right now!" Amy demanded.
"Okay" Sammy said.
They both switch seats and Amy sits down next to Jasmine.
"Ah! A giant!" Amy exclaimed.
"Are you and I gonna have a problem?" Jasmine asked.
"Samey, switch back!" Amy said.
Topher runs past them.
"Chris, Chris, Where are you?" Topher asked.
Topher continues to run around the blimp looking for Chris.
"I don't get it, where is he?" Topher asked.
Topher bumps into Sugar.
"You nearly scuffed my pageant shoes!" Sugar said angrily.
Sugar grabs Topher by the collar and pulls him close to her face.
"Understand you varmint" Sugar said.
"Please don't kill me" Topher said.
Daryl walks over to them.
Daryl is a thin guy who's a bit shorter than average. He wore a blue jacket with a white shirt underneath and tan slacks. He had black hair that he wore in a pompadour and green eyes. He has purple laceless shoes and wears a green bracelet. He also had a cleft chin.
"I heard the sounds of someone being threatened," Daryl said in a weaselly manner. "What's going on?"
"Could you just help me out?" Topher asked.
"The right thing to do would be to help... But I won't" Daryl said.
"He was messing with me," Sugar said. "If I wanted to I could toss him out the window. He'd be flat as a pancake in two minutes"
Scarlett walks over to them.
"Actually, in the first fourteen seconds he would fall 1800 feet," Scarlett said. "But then he would reach terminal velocity and fall 176 feet per second. So if we're flying at the recommended 2000 feet he would hit the ground in three minutes and six seconds"
The camera pans over to Rodney watching them. Rodney looks at Shawn
"Wow, that girl has some real brains" Rodney said.
"Brains! Who's brains! They aren't getting my brains!" Shawn panicked.
"Um... Sure" Rodney said.
Rodney inches away from Shawn and turns to his left. Phoebe is sitting next to him.
Phoebe is a pale thin girl of about average height. She had short brown curly hair and hoop earrings. She wore a white skirt and a white and black striped long sleeved shirt. She also had gray wedge shoes and a necklace.
"Hi I'm Rodney" Rodney said.
"I'm Phoebe," Phoebe said in a snobbish manner. "You've probably heard of me"
"Nope" Rodney said.
"Oh... Well this is awkward" Phoebe said.
The blimp starts flying through a cloudy area. All the contestants cower in fear.
"What's going on?" Dave asked.
"I think a witch cursed this blimp" Leonard said.
Chris and Blaineley step out of the blimps cockpit.
"Hello newbies!" Chris said. "Ready for some fun"
"Yes!" Ella cheered
"Of course" Topher said.
"You two are way too happy about being on this show," Blaineley said. "That'll change soon"
"Okay people, let's get started," Chris said. "There are two emergency exits and the only way out is through them. Don't worry I got some parachutes "
"Just a heads up only half of these parachutes actually work" Blaineley said. "Chris apparently stocked them with surprises... That will be useless as you're falling"
"But we won't need them because we're landing..." Sky said. "Right?"
"Who knows," Chris said. "This season is full of surprises... Such as this"
Chris takes out a remote and presses a button on it. A loud explosion is heard and the blimp goes into a nose dive.
"That's your cue to get out" Chris said.
The contestants start panicking and strapping on their parachutes. Topher runs over to Chris and Blaineley.
"Chris, I'm a huge fan. You've really outdone yourself" Topher said. "Do you want a parachute?"
"No thanks I'm actually a hologram" Chris said.
"You're what?" Blaineley said.
"Why ain't I a hologram?" Chef asked.
Chef and Blaineley take some parachutes and jump out of the Zeppelin. After they get out Topher jumps out. Outside the blimp, all the contestants are falling.
"The koala says cluck to the platypus for luck!" Jasmine said quickly.
Jasmine pulls the cord on her parachute and it activates.
"Phew... That was close" Jasmine said.
Beardo pulls the cord on his parachute but a chicken falls out. He makes the "Wah wah" trumpet sound effect.
"Okay here goes nothing" Dorothy said.
Dorothy tries to activate her parachute but realizes there is no cord.
"I'm starting to think that this is just my backpack... Oh crap" Dorothy said.
Sammy is holding on to Amy's leg in fear. Amy pulls the cord on her parachute and it activates.
"Samey, let go of my leg" Amy said.
"But what if I get hurt?" Sammy asked.
"You have a parachute Samey" Amy said.
"But it might not work" Sammy added.
"Stop being such a baby about it" Amy said.
Sammy slips off of Amy's leg.
"Ah!" Sammy yelled.
Sammy pulls the cord on her parachute and it activates.
"Please work!" Sky said.
Sky pulls the cord and a cat flies out of her parachute.
"Well that's just great..." Sky said.
Sugar pulls the cord on her parachute and a tiara falls out. She grabs it and puts it on.
"Why thank you!" Sugar said. "I don't have a speech prepared... Oh who am I kidding of course I do"
Sugar takes a piece of paper out of her pocket. Before she can read it Dave flies next to her and the paper hits him in the face.
"Gah!" Dave exclaimed.
Dave pulls the cord on his parachute and a bunch of feathers falls out.
"Yep... Feathers.. Real funny" Dave said.
Chuck pulls the cord on his parachute but accidentally breaks half the cord off.
"It's okay... I still have half a cord" Chuck said nervously.
Chuck pulls the cord again and the parachute activates.
"That was close" Chuck said.
Topher pulls the cord on his parachute and it activates.
"Yes! I knew that Chris wouldn't let his biggest fan die!" Topher cheered.
Leonard pulls the cord and a bunch of tambourines fall out.
"Hmm... Time to cast a spell" Leonard said.
Leonard takes out a book.
"What about wings?" Leonard said.
Chef pulls the cord on his parachute and a bunch of raw meat falls out.
"Oh, that's just wrong..." Chef said.
Blaineley pulls the cord on her parachute and a teapot falls out.
"Oh, Chris... How I do hate you" Blaineley said.
Rodney pulls the cord on his parachute and it activates.
"Alright!" Rodney cheered.
Phoebe pulls the cord on her parachute activates.
"Ha! I feel like I'm flying" Phoebe cheered.
Ella activates her parachute and a teddy bear wearing a tiny parachute falls out.
"I'm glad you are safe little bear" Ella said.
A small bird flies near Ella.
"Care for a song?" Ella asked.
The bird chirps.
"I'm falling on a sunny, sunny day, hit the ground, I just may!" Ella sang.
Scarlett pulls the cord on her parachute and it activates.
"The odds seem to be in my favour" Scarlett said.
Shawn activates his parachute and a bunch of hot dogs fall out.
"Normally I love hot dogs... But not right now!" Shawn said.
Jasmine grabs Shawn by the foot.
"Thanks" Shawn said.
Jasmine notices Leonard falling and grabs him too.
"Hey! My spell worked" Leonard said.
Daryl pulls the cord on his parachute and a trophy falls out.
"Love the award... The falling not so much" Daryl said.
Back on the ground, Chris is watching everything through binoculars.
"Here they come now!" Chris announced.
Beardo, Daryl, Dave, Ella, Chef, Blaineley, Dorothy, Sky, and Sugar land in the nearby lake. Jasmine lands on the ground holding Shawn and Leonard. Scarlett, Chuck, Topher, Rodney, Phoebe, and Sammy also land.
"I'm alive!" Sammy cheered.
Amy suddenly lands on top of her.
"Thanks for breaking my fall Samey" Amy said.
"No problem..." Sammy said weakly.
Chef and Blaineley angrily walk over to Chris.
"Could you at least given us a parachute?!" Chef asked angrily.
"I could have. But I didn't" Chris said. "Hang on I feel like we're missing someone... Has anybody seen Max?"
Elsewhere in the forest, Max is stuck in a tree because his parachute is tangled.
"If you do not release me tree you will be burnt to the ground" Max threatened.
Max's parachute rips and he falls to the ground.
Later all the contestants have gathered on the beach.
"Welcome to Pahkitew Island" Chris said. "To my right are the people who got parachutes: Scarlett, Topher, Phoebe, Rodney, Jasmine, Max, Chuck, Amy, and Samey"
"Actually, it's Sammy," Sammy said. "Or Samantha or Sam. Just not Samey"
"That's funny, your application had your name down as Samey" Blaineley said.
"That must be a typo," Sammy said. "Maybe-"
"Your application says it and so does your sister. So I'm calling you that" Chris said. "Understand"
Confessional
"This is so unfair. I signed up for this show to get away from Amy" Sammy said.
End Confessional
"Your team will be the Pimapotew Kinosewak" Blaineley explained. "Which is Cree for the Soaring Eagles"
"Actually, that means the Floating Salmon" Sky corrected.
"Oh... Then you are now the Floating Salmon" Blaineley said.
"The other team will be comprised of people without parachutes," Chris said. "That includes Shawn, Leonard, Daryl, Ella, Dave, Beardo, Dorothy, Sky, and Sugar. Your team is the Waneyihtam Maskwak. Which means-"
"It means Confused Bears" Sky interrupted.
"This is what happens when we use a free online translator" Chris said.
"My bad" Chef said.
"Moving on, as you may have noticed you all have nowhere to stay," Blaineley said. "So the first challenge is building a shelter. Follow us to the awkwardly located pile of scraps for more information"
The teams follow Chris and Blaineley over to a large pile of junk.
"Before you start building you have to take junk from here" Chris explained. "Only catch is Chef will be firing at you with a powerful tennis gun"
"A glancing blow will sting" Blaineley said.
Chef fires and the ball grazes Dave.
"Ow!" Dave exclaimed. "That only hurt a little"
"And a direct hit will take you right to the ground" Chris said.
Chef fires again and hits Max in the leg. Max falls over in pain.
"Will someone help that small person to his feet?" Blaineley asked.
Rodney picks him up. He tries to get him to stand up but Max falls over again.
"Close enough," Chris said. "On with the challenge. Team Maskwak will build their shelter further inland. Team Kinosewak will build theirs towards the beach. Best shelter, according to the hosts, wins"
"Go!" Blaineley announced.
Chef starts firing tennis balls at all of them.
"Move it Bears!" Sky said.
Team Maskwak go and hide behind a rock.
"Let's move Salmon" Jasmine said.
Team Kinosewak hides behind a tree stump.
"We should-" Rodney and Jasmine said at the same time.
"Sorry, you go first" Rodney said.
Confessional
"On the farm it's just me, my dad, and my five little brothers," Rodney said. "I'm kind of used to being in charge"
Second Confessional
"Big guys are intimidated by me," Jasmine said. "And little guys... Most people actually"
End Confessional
"Just listen to my plan," Jasmine said. "Grab whatever's important and make sure we get it"
Rodney starts staring directly at Jasmine.
"Stop that" Jasmine said.
Confessional
"We'll do it her way," Rodney said. "It's never wrong to let love be your guide"
End Confessional
"- And that's how we win" Jasmine finished. "Got it?"
"With a plan that flowers you and sunsets aren't not true..." Rodney babbled.
"Why are you talking like that?" Phoebe asked.
Over on team Maskwak, Sky is trying to lead.
"One pass each" Sky began. "Grab something good and make your way to-"
"Yeah! She's totally right" Dave interrupted. "Good call. I have some dirt on my hands but no big deal. Let's do what she says"
Back on team Kinosewak.
"The wood is the most important thing out there" Jasmine said.
Scarlett raises her hand.
"You don't have to raise your hand," Jasmine said. "If you have anything to say just bark it out"
"Well the wheelbarrow is more important than the wood," Scarlett said. "Mostly because it's a class two lever and with the wheel we could possibly-"
"Carry stuff in it!" Amy interrupted. "My idea! Please give me credit"
"Amy, Sammy, Rodney, you use the wheelbarrow to get some wood" Jasmine said.
"Heavy is my heart" Rodney said.
"Move it" Amy said.
Amy grabs Rodney by the ear and starts dragging him away.
Back on the other team Shawn jumps out from behind the rock and does a flip. He grabs a can of soup of and runs back toward his team.
Confessional
"In my mind, I'm always running from zombies. And if you're not you're crazy" Shawn said. "Anyway, I got some soup"
Shawn looks at the label on the soup.
"Aw... I got cream of broccoli" Shawn said.
End Confessional
Rodney is looking for wood while Amy and Sammy guard the wheelbarrow. Amy is using her sister as a shield.
"Ow! Cut it out!" Sammy exclaimed.
"Stop screaming," Amy said. "You're making me look bad"
Rodney runs back with the wheelbarrow with some planks of wood. They all make it back to their team.
"I'm going to the rope next," Jasmine said. "Everybody bring back something good, okay?"
Confessional
"I'll bring my face" Topher said.
End Confessional
Back with Team Maskwak.
"Soup! You don't build a house out of soup" Dave said angrily.
"I once built a castle out of a sunflower and a dragon's eyelash" Leonard said.
"There's no way we can lose. We have a wizard on our team" Sugar said.
"Do you have brain damage?" Daryl asked.
Meanwhile, up on a cliff, Chef is shooting at the teams. Chris and Blaineley are watching. Topher climbs up the cliff.
"Hey Chris," Topher said. "I am a huge fan"
"What are you doing up here?" Chris asked.
"Well I've always wanted an autograph from you" Topher said.
"I'm flattered" Chris said.
Topher takes a photo of Chris out of his pocket.
"Just sign here" Topher said.
"You've just been carrying that around?" Chris asked.
"Yeah, that's normal" Topher said.
Chris signs it.
"And done" Chris said.
"Do you want my autograph?" Blaineley asked.
"No thanks. To be honest I don't know who you are" Topher said.
"Chef! Get him out of here!" Blaineley demanded.
"You got it" Chef said.
Chef picks up Topher and throws him off the cliff. Ella passes by him. She is surrounded by birds.
"Well a house is a home and a home is a house. This is not a dress it's a skirt and a blouse" Ella sang.
"Why does everyone here have brain damage?" Daryl asked.
Confessional
Inside the confessional Ella is surrounded by animals.
"I was a huge fan of Total Drama World Tour," Ella said. "And just because we don't have to sing doesn't we can't sing"
End Confessional
Ella picks up a bucket of glitter.
"Good news, I found glitter!" Ella announced.
"Marvelous!" Leonard said.
"No, not marvelous," Dave said. "Glitter? Is she out of her mind?"
"She must be," Sugar said. "Because that glitter is mine"
"Glitter's stupid," Dorothy said. "Not like insect collecting"
"What did you say to me you varmint?" Sugar asked angrily.
"There's only room on this team for one over the top southern stereotype!" Dorothy declared.
"Both of you shut up. I have plan" Sky said. "Dave, you draw Chef's fire while Beardo runs for the supplies. Ready?"
"Not really" Dave said.
Sky pushes him over towards Chef.
"Um... Hi" Dave said to Chef.
Chet fires tennis balls at him. Beardo starts running very slowly.
"What are you doing?!" Dave asked.
"Being fun" Beardo said.
Beardo is hit in the crotch by a tennis ball.
Elsewhere in the scrap heap, Scarlett is pulling a wagon full of wood planks. Max is sitting in the wagon and Chuck is running in front of them.
"Run minions! Run!" Max demanded.
"I'm not a minion" Scarlett said.
"I like to think of myself as a henchman" Chuck said.
Chef fires a tennis ball at them.
"Human shield!" Chuck cheered.
Chuck steps in front of Max and Scarlett and gets hit in the crotch with a tennis ball. He has no reaction to that.
"Um... How are you not hurt?" Max asked.
"I'm wearing an athletic cup" Chuck said.
"Why? You aren't playing sports" Scarlett pointed out.
"It's just like a bra for men" Chuck said.
Scarlett and Max give him a weird look.
"What? Did I say something weird?" Chuck asked.
Back by team Kinosewak's tree stump, Phoebe runs over to Jasmine.
"Jasmine, I found something" Phoebe said.
"Great, what is it?" Jasmine asked.
Phoebe takes a diamond ring out of her pocket.
"I just found it lying around. Crazy, right?" Phoebe said.
"Um... Great job Phoebe" Jasmine said awkwardly.
Confessional
"I'm not liking my team so far," Jasmine said. "Amy's a bully, Topher's obsession with Chris is creepy, Phoebe is vain and kind of useless, Rodney is really creepy, Max is incompetent, and Chuck's biceps bigger than his brain. Sammy and Scarlett are okay. Just a bit quiet"
End Confessional
Dave is trying to dodge tennis balls. Leonard steps in his way.
"This foe is beyond you! Fly you fool!" Leonard exclaimed.
"Um... Okay" Dave said.
Dave backs away from Leonard. Leonard picks up a pipe from the junk pile and holds it above his head.
"You shall not pass!" Leonard yelled.
Chef hits him in the head with a tennis ball.
Blaineley activates an airhorn.
"Okay people collecting time is over," Blaineley said. "Get building"
Cut to team Kinosewak building their shelter.
"Topher, Scarlett, you start gluing these planks," Jasmine said. "Rodney, Chuck, you look strong, help me with the support beams. Amy, Sammy, work a little faster. Phoebe, Max... Try not to break anything"
"Got it" Phoebe said.
"Evil always breaks things" Max said.
A bunch of loud construction noises starts coming from the direction of the other team.
"What are they building?" Chuck asked.
"It sounds pretty serious" Rodney said.
"All the more reason to hurry" Jasmine said.
Cut to Team Maskwak where it's revealed that the construction noises are coming from Beardo.
"Will you can it with the sound effects?!" Dave asked angrily.
"Sorry" Beardo said.
"Okay, what are we going to build?" Sky asked. "We have rope, straw, a hammer-"
"Some very pretty glitter" Ella added.
"And soup" Shawn said.
"We shall build a wizards tower!" Leonard declared.
"Ooh, I second that" Ella said.
"Me too," Sugar said. "Who else is with us"
"Somebody has to humour this guy," Daryl said. "Why not"
"Meh, all my ideas involved spiders so why not" Dorothy said.
Beardo raises his hand.
"Six votes for the wizards tower" Sugar said.
"What! No!" Dave said. "This is insane"
"Dave, the team voted," Sky said. "Building a tower is better than building nothing"
"What do we do first Leonard?" Ella asked.
"First we link arms and chant" Leonard explained.
Confessional
"I'm starting to think this island is actually a mental institute," Daryl said. "Between the wizard, the Disney princess, and the zombie-fearing nut case I'm more than convinced"
End Confessional
Back with team Kinosewak Jasmine has finished putting the finishing touches on her teams tree house.
"And we're done" Jasmine announced.
Chris and Blaineley fly over to them wearing jetpacks.
"Where did you get those?" Sammy asked.
"Long story," Blaineley said. "Anyway, we're just here to congratulate you finishing your shelter"
"Smart move building it above ground level" Chris said.
The camera pans to Max who is still on the ground.
"Oh yeah? Why's that?" Max asked.
The ground starts shaking.
"Well your answer is about to meet you" Blaineley said.
A stampede of moose tramples Max.
"This island is a touch wilder than our last one" Blaineley said.
"Good to know..." Max said weakly.
Back with Team Maskwak Leonard has finished his wizard tower.
"Well this is useless" Dave said.
"But it's not done" Leonard said.
"I still need to add the glitter" Ella said, holding up the glitter bucket.
Sugar takes the bucket from her.
"Leave this to the professionals" Sugar said.
Sugar covers the tower in glitter.
"We're doomed" Dorothy said.
"Hey, has anybody seen Shawn?" Dave asked.
Confessional
"I am not spending the night with a bunch of strangers that could turn into zombies" Shawn said.
End Confessional
Chris and Blaineley fly over to Team Maskwak on their jet packs.
"So you built a wizards tower huh?" Chris said.
"Sadly yes" Daryl said.
"But is it moose proof?" Chris asked.
"Is is what now?" Sky asked.
The ground starts to tremble and the moose charge at them.
"Run!" Dave exclaimed.
Team Maskwak runs for cover. Leonard curls up on to the ground in fear. The moose pass the tower and it doesn't fall. Leonard gets up from the ground to celebrate.
"Huzzah!" Leonard exclaimed. "The beasts of Pahkitew Island are no match for my wizardry"
Leonard leans on the tower and it starts to shake. The tower starts to fall towards Leonard.
"Force field!" Leonard chanted.
The wizards tower falls but misses Leonard.
"Cool, it worked" Leonard said.
Cut to later where the teams have gathered in a clearing.
"We'd like to say that it was close today... But I prefer being truthful" Blaineley said.
"Team Kinosewak is the winner of the challenge" Chris announced.
"Yes!" Jasmine cheered.
"Cool" Chuck said.
Rodney hugs Topher tightly.
"I think you cut off the blood to my brain..." Topher said weakly.
"High five Amy" Sammy said.
"Absolutely not" Amy said.
Sammy notices Max next to her.
"High five Max" Sammy said.
"Evil does not high five" Max said.
"The winners of each challenge this season get a meal from one of our sponsors," Blaineley said. "This week's sponsor is the Petting Zoo Barbecue. We can guarantee that someone else touched your food"
"I think I'll pass" Phoebe said.
"As for team Maskwak," Chris began. "You'd better start voting. One member of your team will be going home today"
Cut to later where Team Maskwak has gathered around a campfire.
"Welcome to the Pahkitew Island elimination area," Chris said. "This is where we get to decide who gets to stay another day and who gets a one-way ticket home"
Confessional
"Can I vote for five people?" Dave asked.
Second Confessional
"How could a wizards tower not win?" Leonard said in disbelief.
Third Confessional
Beardo mimes driving a car and then makes a crashing sound effect.
End Confessionals
"The votes are in. If you get a marshmallow, you're safe" Chris said. "Sky, Shawn, Dave, Dorothy, Ella, Sugar, and Daryl. You get a free pass for tonight"
Chris throws them all marshmallows.
"Beardo, you did very little to help your team during the challenge. And your sound effects aren't as charming as you think they are" Chris said. "Leonard, you think you're a wizard. And you convinced your team to build something really stupid"
"Forgeticus" Leonard said.
"Um... Yeah" Chris said awkwardly. "Okay, the last marshmallow goes to..."
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Chris throws the last marshmallow to Leonard.
"Game over man" Dave said to Beardo.
Beardo makes the Pac-Man death sound effect.
"This island is named Pahkitew. Which is the Cree word for exploding" Chris said. "So we saw it fitting to have this seasons mode of transportation off the island be something with a bang"
Cut to Chris and Team Maskwak standing next to a giant cannon. Beardo is inside the cannon.
"Behold: The Cannon of Shame!" Chris said.
"That looks incredibly impractical" Daryl said.
"It is," Chris said. "But also incredibly fun. So long Beardo"
Chris presses a button on his remote and Beardo is launched out of the cannon.
"Itwasreallynicetomeetallofyou!" Beardo said as he flew away.
"You know what, I don't miss him," Chris said. "Well, that's one down and seventeen more to go. Who's the next human cannon ball? There are just too many good choices. Tune in next time to find out yourself on: Total. Drama. Pahkitew Island!"
This is the first episode of the Pahkitew Island fanfic. It is a sequel to some of my previous Total Drama Fanfics. Hopefully, it won't be too confusing for those of you who haven't read it. With the elimination, I didn't really see much of a need to give Beardo more screen time. The only thing I could really do with him was send him home first. As for the OC's I added. I mostly added them to test my skill as a writer. Hopefully, they aren't too annoying or unlikeable. Anyway, let me know what you liked and what you didn't like about the chapter.