A parody of the Little Bunny Foo-Foo song I, Mello, made up for my Matt today. At centennial. While I was hyped up on cotton candy and chocolate.


Little Matty Foo-Foo, hopping through the forest

Scooping up the field mice and smoking them to death.

Along came the Mello-fairy,

and he said:

"Little Matty Foo-Foo, I don't like your attitude!

Scooping up the field mice and smoking them to death!

I'll give you three more chances!"

Little Matty Foo-Foo, hopping through the forest

Scooping up the wiggly worms and smoking them to death.

Along came the Mello-fairy,

and he said:

"Little Matty Foo-Foo, I don't like your attitude!

Scooping up the wiggly worms and smoking them to death!

I'll give you two more chances!"

Little Matty Foo-Foo, hopping through the forest

Scooping up the birdies and smoking them to death.

Along came the Mello-fairy,

and he said:

"Little Matty Foo-Foo, I don't like your attitude!

Scooping up the birdies and smoking them to death!

I'll give you one more chance!"

Sooo...

Little Matty Foo-Foo, went hopping through the forest

Scooping up the foxes and smoking them to death.

Along came the Mello-fairy,

and he said:

"Little Matty Foo-Foo, I don't like your attitude!

Scooping up the foxes and smoking them to death!

You have no more chances!"

POOF! Mello-fairy turned little Matty Foo-Foo into a pair of goggles.

Moral of the story:

LISTEN.

TO.

MELLO.

The end.


Cute, no?

XD