First of all, to all you who aren't us, you will most likely have no idea what the hell this is all about. For those of you who have seen the episode where Pegasus tells us his life story (you know, the one where Shadi first appears), these are some parodys from that episode. We thought them up while on vacation at West Edmonton Mall in our hotel room. Warning: we were very tired and sugar high at the time, so tred with caution. Thank you.

P.S.: Read these in the way Pegasus was reading from his diary (that really sappy love sick voice), it gives the right affect, and might help clear things up a bit.








An entry from Pegasus's Diary

Ah, Croquet. I remember the first time we met… It was in a field of flowers. Anyone who was anyone was there, but you were the only one to catch my eye cause you were the only other one there. We soon became very close and you accepted my hand as my butler and I soon promoted you to head of security…


An entry from Bandit Keith's Diary

Ah, bandana. I remember the first time we met. It was in a bandana store. Anyone who was anyone was there, but you were the only one to catch my eye. We soon became very close and you accepted my head as my bandana…


An entry from Croquet's Diary

Ah, Bandit Keith. I remember the first time we met... It was when you tried to kill Pegasus and he shot you down the giant chute. Anyone who was anyone was there, but you were the only one to catch my eye. We were soon getting farther and farther away, CAUSE YOU WERE WHIPPIN' DOWN THAT CHUTE SO FAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But later we became very close and you accepted my hand as my lover…


Another entry from Pegasus's Diary

Ah, Bandit Keith's bandana. I remember the first time we met... It was when Bandit Keith left you on a chair with the rest of his clothes so he could go off cheatin' with Croquet. Anyone who was anyone was there, but you were the only one to catch my eye. We soon became very close and you accepted my hand as my sex toy…


Another entry from Bandit Keith's Diary

Ah, bandana. I remember the second time we met... It was when I went back to get you once I was finished cheatin' with Croquet. Anyone who was anyone was there, but you were the only one to catch my eye cause you were all wet and you smelt funny. We once again became very close and you re-accepted my head as my bandana…








Yeah, we're screwed up in the head. We know.

PEGASUS FOR LIFE!!!