This a Naruto and Star Wars fanfiction only.
My life before meeting my father was nothing if not cruel. Why was my life cruel? and Why did I sound so happy to meet my dad? Didn't I know him from the day I was born? I guess a bit of an explanation is in order. Let me tell you a few things about my life prior to the faithful day my life turned for the better. I think you will understand what I mean then.
For the first five years of my life, I lived a life of neglect and often times attempts were made on my life. I for one felt like demon brat was my name for those first five years of my life. Why did I think that you ask it's quite simple. That is the only thing anyone ever called me.
Well, that is not exactly true, Aunty Kurama often called me either her precious baby or Naruto. I always had Aunty Kurama ever since I could remember. She told me mommy had her inside herself when she was pregnant with me and asked her to watch over me before she died. You see my Aunty was one of the much feared tailed beasts and as it turns out I and mom were something called jinchuriki.
I met Aunty one day after the head of the orphanage tried to stab me in the heart. She of course missed and just injured me but missed my heart. I fell unconscious from the pain and that is how I met her. From that day on she began teaching everything my mother knew. She often said that I needed to learn and train in order to be able to defend myself. She even taught me how to derive nourishment from my chakra. I have to admit that it was something of an acquired taste.
After I was five I was given a rather simple apartment to live in and was accepted to go to the ninja academy. Thanks to my Aunty I was more than ready to go to this school. My apartment was nice, well I thought it was nice. Aunty Kurama called it a dilapidated shithole that made her cave look like a mansion.
For three years if I answered any tests, questions or homework it was always wrong. My average score on everything but the final exam for each year was zero, but I did excellent on my final exam, why did I do good on my final exam since I failed in everything in my other things? Simple, the Hokage graded the final exams.
I was sure the teacher's hated my guts. I mean they called me freak while they called everyone else by their names. Imagine my surprise when I was told of a special test so that I could graduate with the rest of my class. I never knew Mizuki was so interested in my good being. He said that he had to fake disliking me so he was allowed to teach me.
The test was simple, sneak into the library of the Third Hokage and steal a big scroll that was called the forbidden scroll, escape with it to a cabin in the woods and learn a single Jutsu from it. When night came to my teachers both Mizuki and Iruka would find me and test me on the Jutsu I learned. If I could do the Jutsu I would get a shiny new headband with the village symbol on it. In other words, I get to graduate.
I was amazed that the Jutsu that appeared first in the scroll was the same Jutsu Aunty taught me when I was three years old. I waited what felt like an eternity to me. I wanted to get through this exam and graduate to make my Aunty Kurama proud of me. Just as I walked out of the hut a large shuriken came straight at me and pinned me to a nearby tree. I can't begin to describe the pain of having this thing rip right in my chest but thankfully the pain let me stay awake to hear something I never forget. "Nice aim Mizuki, we finally get to kill the demon brat and avenge our parents. I wanted to kill him the first day of class, but no I had to put up with him for three years."
Iruka was talking to Mizuki it seems, "Iruka this way they will think he ran away with the scroll. Now we just need to burn the body and take the scroll to Lord Orochimaru. I told you the snake scanning would let us be jounin in his village, no more training and teaching snot-nosed brats for us."
I don't know what happened I could not keep awake after hearing them talk. As I regained consciousness I saw a strangely dressed man. He had a strange armor with a blood and a facial mask. For a second I wondered if he was an ANBU sent to punish me for taking the scroll or sent to kill me.
The man instead of attacking stretched his open hand at me and from a place I could not see but feel I was pulled off the ground and helped to stand on my feet. "There, now before you get the wrong idea I mean you no harm. Someone you know saved you and left a message for with me for you. I will tell you who I am after you see the message."
He held a weird looking metal disk and touched it. As he finished touching it I saw Kurama or more like a human version of her. 'Naruto I have to say goodbye. Throughout the years, we spent together I experienced something I always wish I could. I lived the life of a happy parent, and proud to see my son do so well in your training. Sadly Mizuki caught you by surprise in that sneak attack. There is only one way to save you, but I can't help but to feel sad you will be alone.'
I saw the image of Kurama crying. 'My precious baby, know that as I give you all my chakra I give you also my love as a mother loves her son. For you see Naruto you were the baby boy I always wanted but never could have. The man that is showing you this message killed both of your treacherous teachers. Trust him for he will give you something we once had, a home.'
The image disappeared and the stranger came closer to me, I could almost feel him smiling at me. "My name is Darth Marr and I came to this place as I felt a power rage coming from this planet. I saw the two people trying to kill you, and I saw how a giant fox with nine tails came out of you and tried to keep you alive. I killed the two who injured you and I saw the fox changed form."
"She told me of what you had endured and I made that recording since she asked me. She knew she would not be able to tell you this after what she had planned. This world does not deserve such an honorable young boy, especially after what you endured. Come with me and I will be something you never had before, I will be your father. I will teach you and give you a chance at a happy and fulfilling life. So what do you say Naruto, do you want to be my son?"
I did the only thing I could do and nodded my head, "I accept, but can we start our training after we leave this planet dad?" I saw the man who was going to be my father and who was going to change my life in ways I couldn't have imagined laugh as we both began to walk towards a large strange metallic structure. The door opened and I could not believe how different it looked as I looked at the interior of the metal structure. It had seats, tables, bedrooms and so many beeping noises and lights it was quite a sight if not also distracting.
As we walked towards a rather comfortable table a large metallic human looking creature came near us with a large tray full of food. "Master I have the food you requested. I do hope this will make the young master more comfortable with his new life."
Darth Marr looked at it and then at me. "Naruto from this day onward you will be my son, however, I expect you will honor me by studying and reading all the materials I provide. The first aspect of your education is a solid understanding of the Sith Code, tactical and interrogation skills. CeeNTwo here will take you to my personal library once we reach home."
I smiled at him and at the mechanical man. "I been training since I could walk, a few dozen books is next to nothing to me. Could we also train my body too father? I would hate to atrophy from lack of exercise."
The man that was now my father laughed as if I told him the best joke he ever heard. "Don't you worry my boy, if you hunger for training while you learn all the things I will have you learn, you need not worry. I do have a rather nice gym back at our home. Let's see how much you can learn in one year and then we can set an appropriate schedule for your studies from that point on."
He was not kidding his homemade mine look like a trashcan. Honestly, the entire ninja academy could fit in his living room and still had room left over for the exercise yard. I wanting not to lose any time asked him if I could get started with my reading. "Looks like you are really my son, you're an overachiever just like me. Follow me but be sure to read the language books first, that way you will understand the other books better."
I was amazed by the sheer number of bookshelves the place had. I waited to hear dad tell me what I could read. He told me my reading was already labeled for my convenience. "Just start on bookshelf one and then go the next one. I expect you will be able to read the first fifty bookshelves by the end of the year." He walked off thinking that I was probably thinking it was too much, but he didn't know me that well.
I made fifty shadow clones and finished the first twenty bookshelves on my first day. Honestly, the only reason I didn't get to finish more was because Huttese was one weird language and I had trouble with the pronunciation. The tactic skills and interrogation techniques were funny if anything else. Honestly, the ANBU back in Konoha used much more effective means of interrogation.
I learned that the mechanical man from the ship was called a droid sort of short for android. He told me that dinner was going to be served shortly and my father hated to be kept waiting. I followed CeeNTwo towards the dining room and my father was already seated and waiting for me.
"So tell me son how much of the first bookshelf did you finish reading?" I sat down and told him I finished the first twenty bookshelves. "Honest dad, I would have finished all fifty but that language called Huttese did give me a lot of trouble to pronounce."
He, of course, didn't believe me, so he quizzed me about what was on the first twenty bookshelves during dinner. I finished dinner took my dishes to the kitchen and then took a nice shower. I was sort of surprised to find some orange pajamas how did he know I liked that color? Then I looked at what was left of my old jumpsuit and saw where he got the idea.
