late one night in the computer lab...
"Tyler, stop."
"You forgot to say 'don't'."
"Shit, I thought you were a loner."
"Hey, that rhymes with 'boner'."
"You're a pig."
"Mm, doesn't that rhyme with 'big'?"
"Leave me alone, I've got work. What does that rhyme with?"
"Ouch...nothing worth mentioning."
"Oh, now you think I'm too hard."
"Keep that in mind for later, wiseass."