Brain Bust prologue: So, what are you in for?

Arighty folky's, this is my new story Brain Bust, pretty much I'm just writing this when I get bored of writing my current story Ark Fox, it's a drabble series that revolves around the main science guys of STH, more characters may be added later such as Dr Finitevus or Rotor, but for now it's just these guys. No OCs unless they have small rolls. The gun commander is called Commander Tower, cause according to one of the Comics that's his name apparently.

Ok the setting for this is an AU (Author Universe for those silly people out there.) but the guy's are on Mobius, mostly orientated around the Sonic Universe and STH Comics (think its archie, not sure) on that note, if any of yo fools wanna read allthe Sonic comics without downloading them, there's a guy on youtube called 'SonicComicWorld's' I would never normally advertise but if ya got time to kill go for it... after you read and review of course. For some magical mystical reason however there are earth influences here, so expect Tails to test out some 'Troll Physics'

This story won't be constantly updated, but you can expect the first few chapters to be released pretty quick, I will accept any ideas anyone has for the story dependent on quality of course, just PM me and I'll get back to ya pretty quick, that goes for any characters you want to see as long as they could fit into the plot (NO OCs NO OCs!)

In this, Tails and wave are both 16, Eggman and Fukurokov are oldish. Eggman is his normal take over the world self, Dr Fukurokov is the same, Wave just wants to escape, and Tails is one hormonal teenager.

This is a drabble series, but this one chapter will be longer than normal chapters.

Don't own any characters, herp a derp a derp.

"I can't believe it." Shadow huffed angrily as he walked down a G.U.N. hallway with the other teammates of team dark, Rouge the bat and E-123 Omega "I signed up with G.U.N. to blow stuff up... not babysit a bunch of homicidal scientists!"

"Hey, this could be kinda fun Shadow." Rouge said in her normal sing-song merry and flirty manner. "Besides I'm sure Tails isn't homicidal, he sure is cute though!" rouge finished teasingly, satisfied at the look she received from Shadow at the remark.

"He will be after a few days of working with them!" Shadow grumped angrily.

"Situation does not compute, why does G.U.N. not utilise us for our combat capabilities?" Omega pointed out.

"Because tin-man, who would we fight." Rouge said, smacking the side of Omega playfully before continuing "like the job or not... these guys here pose the biggest threat to Mobius, so they're assigning the best to watch over them."

"Rouge is right, let's just go meet the inmates." Shadow said, before raising his hand revealing the green Chaos Emerald "This is taking too long! Chaos Control!"

The trio landed in a white room containing 5 generic cell doors (Metal with a bar window) two on each side of the walls while the last at the end of the wall. Shouts could be heard between Eggman and Fukurokov about who the greater scientist was, while Tails was saying a variety of pick up lines to Wave, who was a far away from the door as possible and clearly found the fox annoying.

Tails and Wave were in opposite cells from each other, Eggman was next to Wave, while Fukurokov was next to Eggman.

"How can you call yourself a great scientist Eggman? How many attempts have you made to take over the planet to be stopped by Sonic the hedgehog!" Fukurokov spat.

"Oh yeah Fukrokukov... Furkukov... Firqkov... bird brain! At least I never got my entire armada destroyed by that fox over there!" Eggman retaliated, Fukurokov fumed at this.

"Hey ho baby, foxy for the win!" Tails laughed with a cheesy smile on his face.

"Well at least it got blown up by a genius smarter then you Eggman! How come it never occurred to you to drop Sonic into a pool of water and seal it up?" Fukurokov laughed.

"Hear that Wave, I'm a genius!" Tails yelled.

"Shut up Tails, I'm not interested in you!" Wave yelled back.

"Awww come on!" Tails said, going puppy eyed.

"SHUT UP!" Shadow yelled, creating instant silence. "Good, now we've got you attention we're going to talk to you one by one, starting with you Wave."

"Sod off." Wave commented, still sulking in the back off her cell from Tails terrible attempt at pick up lines. Team dark ignored her remark and proceeded to walk to the front of her cell door as Rouge began flicking through a file.

"Wave Wave Wave... what are you in here for?" Rouge said silkily, grining at the swallow through the bars.

"Yeah Wave, tell the pretty lady what brings you to this neck of the woods?" Tails said, before Omega advanced on the kit and pointed a shoulder cannon at his forehead.

"You will be quiet while we interrogate the other prisoners!" Omega droned, making Tails gulp and retreat to his bunk. Wave smiled when he jumped on the bed, before answering.

"You know damn well why I'm here for, you've got the info in front of you... bat!" Wave grumped.

"Well if you want me to tell everybody, that's fine." Rouge commented happily before clearing her throat loudly. Fukurokov and Tails were instantly at their bars and listening in. "Wave the swallow, Babylonian rogue and notorious outlaw, captured three days ago trying to remove the world's largest diamond from a local museum after your GEAR took a bullet hit... and your teammates ditched you in order to avoid incarceration. Ouch girl!" Rouge happily stated, Wave just fumed in the back of her cell.

"Anything to say Wave?" Shadow asked.

"Those bastards are going to pay!" Wave said coldly.

"Yeah well ok then... moving onto Dr Eggman..." Shadow said happily as Team Dark approached his door. "So Eggman, what are you in for?" Shadow laughed, Eggman just growled angrily.

"Dr Eggman, blah blah blah... moron moron moron." Shadow said while flicking through the personality files. "Brought in a week ago after Sonic blew up your base and proceeded to force a struggling Knuckles to drag you here after he lost a bet with him..."

"I hate that hedgehog!" Eggman yelled. Fukurokov laughed heartily at this.

"Geeze Eggman, You're fatass made Knuckles struggle." Tails said laughing heavily again, before Omega proceeded to stare at the fox menacingly "Eeep!" Tails irises went big, Wave laughed at the display despite herself.

"Shut up Tails!" Eggman yelled again, putting Tails into another round of laughter.

Shadow and Rouge just shook their heads before moving on. Shadow flicked through the profiles again "Ok Dr Fu-q-kov..."

"Fukurokov!"

"Fuakuikov?" Shadow Tried.

"F-u-k-u-r-o-k-o-v!" Fukurokov spelled out angrily.

"Fuauikov" Omega said, scratching his head.

"Hey... I know, how about fuk-ur-a-dogov!" Wave said joining in, causing everyone except Dr Fukurokov and Omega to laugh.

"Hey I resent that statement..." Tails yelled happily "... nothing that stupid could be anywhere near the canine species!" This caused a fresh round of laughter from everyone, again excluding Omega and Dr Fukurokov."

Rouge was the first one to speak after the laughter died down. "So what are you in here for?"

"why don't you tell me!"

"Dr umm... however you say that... brought in five days ago, captured by G.U.N. agents after you sold dangerous robotic parts to an undercover agent... blah blah blah... this is quite easily the lamest excuse for being arrested in here!"

"Hey!" Dr Fukurokov yelled.

"Anything to say?"

"Selling micro quantum field reactors to dangerous groups is not boring!"

"Yeah... keep telling yourself that." Shadow commented.

"Ok now, Miles Prower..." Rouge said, walking over to his door while flicking through the profile files again "... AKA Tails the Fox, why are you in here?" Rouge asked, Tails rubbed the back of his neck for a second before answering.

"I took a wrong turn en-route to the pool." Tails laughed, cheesy grin present on his face.

"Miles Prower, brought in two days ago after you were caught setting off multiple napalm based explosive devices in a fireworks plant causing tens of millions in damages, several other charges currently processing including; several counts of tire slashing, several counts of vandalism, indecent exposure, underage drinking, drunk and disorderly conduct and finally... shoplifting." Rouge listed, laughter emanated through the cells again.

"OH HO HO HO, what a badass fox!" Eggman said with his trademark oversized comical grin.

"What? I was dared to." Tails stated, massive grin on his face.

"Ok, Ok..." Shadow started, now standing in the middle of the room "... you guys may be wondering why you were all brought here?"

"Why no... what makes you say that Shadow?" Dr Fukurokov asked, sarcasm dripping off every word. Shadow just ignored him and continued.

"G.U.N. has ordered that you spend the duration of your jail time doing something constructive..." Shadow continued before being interrupted by Eggman.

"Does it involve pie?" he said snidely, comical grin presenting itself again.

"Hey Eggman..." Wave yelled "... has anyone ever told you that you look like troll face when you do that?" both Tails and Wave burst out laughing at this, everyone else just looked at each other funny.

"What the hell is this 'troll face'?" Fukurokov asked.

"Troll face, processing..." Omega droned "...Internet meme, often used to portray when someone is bullshiting or being mischievous, or after someone posts inflammatory, extraneous, or off-topic messages in an online community with the primary intent of provoking readers into an emotional response."

"Anyway..." Shadow continued "You'll be building G.U.N. a bunch of fancy new toys." He finished, as all the cell doors simutanisly slid open. Everyone exited their cells and saw Shadow pointing to the exit, outside was a closed room with assorted tools and parts everywhere.

"You make the inventions and G.U.N. will buy the designs off you by reducing your jail time, simple."

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