Newspaper Mario and the 100 Year Door
Prologue:Ahem! Today! I'm going to tell you bums a story, so listen up! A long time ago in some place, there was a town. One day, this "thing" happened and the town was destroyed. Months pasts and some bum decided to build another town. Then, a huge bat came in and… (Producer comes in and slaps him silly.) Sorry, anyway underneath the town was remains of the old has-been town with some magical door or some crap like that. In the door, there was some treasure no one knows about it, but I do! It's actually… (Producer whacks him in the head with a big catfish.) Okay! I'll stick to the point! That is the story that is past in Rougeport and where our whole story begins. (The setting changes to Peach in Rougeport.)
Peach: My this is such a lovely town! Its so… unique. (A drunk toad walks up to her.)
Toad: Sliver bells.hiccupSliver bells
Peach:Are you okay?
Toad:(throws up) Hey lady! Wanta have some fun?
Peach: Get away from me, you freak!
(Toad walks away.)
Peach: Thank goodness.
Shopkeeker: Oh missy. Missy?
Peach: (Turns around)Do you mean me?
Shopkeeper: Yeah, bitch! Who else do you think I was talking to? Myself?
Peach: Sorry, Mr.Sensitive!
Shopkeeper: Anyway, do you want to buy something or what?
Peach: Ummm... How about this box? What's in it?
Shopkeeper: Some map to some silly treasure or some crap like that. I thought it was toilet paper at first.
Peach: Ewww. Anyway, I'll take it!
Shopkeeper: Its 25$. No personal checks or else!
(Peach opens it and the light show happens.)