A/N: Just a little something that sort of struck me at the oddest time in the world. I was talking to one of my friends that doesn't even like Harry Potter or Hercules so go figure I have a weird brain some days.
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter and the song is from Disney's Hercules.
I am sitting on a bench in the courtyard outside Hogwarts School of Witch Craft and Wizardry I had just seen Ron Weasley one of my best friends walk by with Harry Potter one of my other best friends and gave a great sigh when all of the sudden I break out into song and sing
If there's a prize for rotten judgement
I guess I've already won that
No man is worth the aggravation
That's ancient history, been there, done that!
When out of no where my dorm mates Parvati Patil, Lavender Brown; Parvati's sister Padma who is from a different house; and my two friends Luna Lovegood and Ginny Weasley started to sing to me
Who'd'ya think you're kiddin'
He's the Earth and heaven to you
Try to keep it hidden
Honey, we can see right through you
Girl, ya can't conceal it
We know how ya feel and
Who you're thinking of
I start to argue back at them while still singing and I am also arguing with myself mentally after all I am the "Cleverest witch of my age"
No chance, no way
I won't say it, no, no
They argue back with my heart helping them along and they sing
You swoon, you sigh
why deny it, uh-oh
I start to argue back and my brain helps me with it and I believe it
It's too cliché
I won't say I'm in love
I thought my heart had learned its lesson
It feels so good when you start out
My head is screaming get a grip, girl
Unless you're dying to cry your heart out
Oh
My friends and classmates argue back with
You keep on denying
Who you are and how you're feeling
Baby, we're not buying
Hon, we saw ya hit the ceiling
Face it like a grown-up
When ya gonna own up
That ya got, got, got it bad
My brain and my mouth sing back
No chance, now way
I won't say it, no, no
My friends counter back with
Give up, give in
Check the grin you're in love
I counter back angrily
This scene won't play,
I won't say I'm in love
They argue back along with my heart with
You're doin flips read our lips
You're in love
I brush them aside and sing
You're way off base
I won't say it
Get off my case
I won't say it
They argue back along with my heart and I begin to feel myself break down
Girl, don't be proud
It's O.K. you're in love
I get a dreamy smile on my face and I sing with a content sigh as I look back at Ron
Oh
At least out loud,
I won't say I'm in love
I wake up with a start andI have a big grin on my face as I softly hum the last two lines of the song and turn over and go back to sleep.