-~The Slightly Strange Story~-by SmasingLightbulbs and edited (a lot) by
Elfangle
HA, WE GOT YOU! This is not A ROMANCE STUPID THING NONR EVER WILL BE! You have been tricked by our clever little scheme to read our story and you will have the pleasure or displeasure of reading it. We are not responsible for horrible anger or people who are mad at the fact that we wrote this! FLAME IF YOU WANT TO, I DON'T CARE AT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DISCLAIMER: I do not own in any way InuYasha so don't get on my nerves about it!
InuYasha appeared out of nowhere with blinding light that could kill any one who saw it, even though everyone saw it no one died at all. Kagome suddenly appeared out of the ground with mushrooms growing out of her hair.
Kagome sheiks and throws millions of mushrooms at InuYasha even though she only has five of them in her hair. And no one knows where they have come from.
Sango smiles cheesily and cuts her hands off with her hands (hurr?). And raises them up into the sky thinking something will happen. They all sit there dumbstruck until Meroku shows up and pees in his pants.
Sango: Hey guys I'm not wearing any socks!
The group looks at her distressed. (All except InuYasha fondling with his hair and shrieks when he sees a split-end)
Miroku: I have found the WAY!!!!
InuYasha dumbstruck: What way, they're never. any. way..
Miroku: look, it's down that road. He points to some bushes and a huge forest. It's down that road, see.
Sango: I don't think that that's a road. (Her hands are suddenly back on her wrists, but she is covered head to toe in bugs.)
Kagome's eyes light up: I have the gift of sight beyond sight!!
For some reason she sees through the forest and just sees more forest.
Kagome: There is nothing but forest Miroku!
For some reason Kagome is all serious but it passes quickly.
Kagome: Mushrooms! (She stares at the ground and there is nothing there.)
Sango: Wellllllll that didn't last very long! (She starts drooling uncontrollably)
Shippou comes out behind Kagome's legs, as he was morphed in them for who knows why.
Shippou: what's the matter Kagome?
InuYasha: there is nothing the wrong with Kagome because I drugged her with bleach tomorrow.
Shippou: that's impos.
He is cut off because all of a sudden the whole worlds population of snails come flying out of nowhere and if you touch them you will become a giant chicken.(guess what's gonna happen)
InuYasha gets out his Tetsiaga and starts to cut each and every snail in half one by one.(smart tactics aren't they?)
Miroku gets out his wind tunnel but when he suck them up they turn him slowly in to a giant turkey by each one he sucks up.
Miroku: No! They are too powerful they will kill me with their awesome power!
Then they all fall down and bow at Shippou.
Kagome shouting out the obvious: They all fell down and bowed at Shippou!
InuYasha: Kagome you shouted out the obvious!
Kagome: (sniff) I'm only thinking about the poor little blind people out there!
Miroku: Ummm. I hate to tell you this, but there are no blind people out there to hear you, and why don't we just think about these whoopee-cushions all around us?
Sango: there are no whoopee-cushions around us there obviously something that we know but we don't you hear?
Shippou while the snails are all crawling all over him and exploding: Umm. Can we POSSIBLY THINK ABOUT ALL THESE SNAILS CRAWLING ALL OVER MY BODY PLEASE!
InuYasha stuffed some golf clubs in his ears, which he got out of nowhere: Can we please think about the birds and the bees?
Kagome: no! My mom she, like, got this new lawnmower and she, like, uses it all the time to, for some reason mow the lawn, but I, like, don't know why she does it. She, like, pushes it around and it, like, cuts the grass and, like, makes too much damn noise!
They all start eating the snails even though they will turn them into giant chickens; but it doesn't because they are eating them(which makes no sense at all. Eventually they eat all the snails and they are all gone, thus eliminating the whole population of snails.)
Then they walk into the forest that Miroku pointed to and they find a house. Then at night because the house is abandoned, they stay there.
InuYasha stares aimlessly at the wall: RRRRRAAAAAAAWWWWWWRRRRRR (And falls asleep grinding his teeth while sucking his thumb, keeping every one up the whole night except for 3 seconds, while InuYasha sleeps the whole night away.)
Kagome: Do you guys like think the snails have effected his brain, like, somehow?
In a flash of black smoke Kikiyo appears.
Kikiyo in creepy voice: No my precioussss, he is always like this!!
She suddenly sinks into the ground and hisses at them.
In the morning every one is tired (except InuYasha)
InuYasha (in a innocent voice): What's the matter with YA'LL!!!!!!!
Everyone: You kept us up the whole night!
They all walk out of the house and suddenly Kagome shrieks and throws herself on the ground shaking, yelling and screaming because her favorite show is on and she wants to see it. Then she starts staring intently at the ground thinking that it is the Bill Cosbey Show
Kagome in her delusional state: No Bill Cosbey!!! There's a man with a knife in that room!! Don't go in there!!
Shippou: Kagome! Kagome! Don't let Bill Cosbey take over your mind! KAGOME
Sango: let her be you little asshole of a demon. Now here did I put my boomerang. Ohhhhhh!!!!! There it is!
She grabs a very big banana and starts to pet and stroke it
Sango in soft voice: Oh I thought that I lost you. You're my only love. You mean the world to me! Without you my life wouldn't be worth living. You're the only one left!
~-Flashback-~
BACK AND BACK SOME 12 THOUSAND YEARS AGO
(Coughs)12 YEARS ago before Sango stared smoking *magic* mushrooms, she managed to kill her first demon and used it's rib bone to make the boomerang.
BACK TO THE FUTURE!
*Cough, cough ~-In the present-~
(InuYasha's INTELLIGANT THOUGHTS)
InuYasha is thinking about how his grandmother would look in a bikini. InuYasha's thoughts wander back to the ranch! Ohhhhhhh! Give me a house where the bufelows rame and the deer and antilops stay (* InuYasha forgets how the rest the song goes) Ummmm Ummmmm Umm Ummm Ummmm Umm Um Um Um Um Um Ba Do Da Chickens me fat. (Whatever)
Then his thoughts turn to his knight in shinning armor. SCOOBY DOOBY DOO! -~END OF InuYasha's INTELLIGANT THOUGHTS)\
Kagome: Umm Inu? Are you asleep? Because the chickens flew the coop tomorrow!
Miroku morphs into the Godfather: I believe that is impossible.
End of Chapter one!
HA, WE GOT YOU! This is not A ROMANCE STUPID THING NONR EVER WILL BE! You have been tricked by our clever little scheme to read our story and you will have the pleasure or displeasure of reading it. We are not responsible for horrible anger or people who are mad at the fact that we wrote this! FLAME IF YOU WANT TO, I DON'T CARE AT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DISCLAIMER: I do not own in any way InuYasha so don't get on my nerves about it!
InuYasha appeared out of nowhere with blinding light that could kill any one who saw it, even though everyone saw it no one died at all. Kagome suddenly appeared out of the ground with mushrooms growing out of her hair.
Kagome sheiks and throws millions of mushrooms at InuYasha even though she only has five of them in her hair. And no one knows where they have come from.
Sango smiles cheesily and cuts her hands off with her hands (hurr?). And raises them up into the sky thinking something will happen. They all sit there dumbstruck until Meroku shows up and pees in his pants.
Sango: Hey guys I'm not wearing any socks!
The group looks at her distressed. (All except InuYasha fondling with his hair and shrieks when he sees a split-end)
Miroku: I have found the WAY!!!!
InuYasha dumbstruck: What way, they're never. any. way..
Miroku: look, it's down that road. He points to some bushes and a huge forest. It's down that road, see.
Sango: I don't think that that's a road. (Her hands are suddenly back on her wrists, but she is covered head to toe in bugs.)
Kagome's eyes light up: I have the gift of sight beyond sight!!
For some reason she sees through the forest and just sees more forest.
Kagome: There is nothing but forest Miroku!
For some reason Kagome is all serious but it passes quickly.
Kagome: Mushrooms! (She stares at the ground and there is nothing there.)
Sango: Wellllllll that didn't last very long! (She starts drooling uncontrollably)
Shippou comes out behind Kagome's legs, as he was morphed in them for who knows why.
Shippou: what's the matter Kagome?
InuYasha: there is nothing the wrong with Kagome because I drugged her with bleach tomorrow.
Shippou: that's impos.
He is cut off because all of a sudden the whole worlds population of snails come flying out of nowhere and if you touch them you will become a giant chicken.(guess what's gonna happen)
InuYasha gets out his Tetsiaga and starts to cut each and every snail in half one by one.(smart tactics aren't they?)
Miroku gets out his wind tunnel but when he suck them up they turn him slowly in to a giant turkey by each one he sucks up.
Miroku: No! They are too powerful they will kill me with their awesome power!
Then they all fall down and bow at Shippou.
Kagome shouting out the obvious: They all fell down and bowed at Shippou!
InuYasha: Kagome you shouted out the obvious!
Kagome: (sniff) I'm only thinking about the poor little blind people out there!
Miroku: Ummm. I hate to tell you this, but there are no blind people out there to hear you, and why don't we just think about these whoopee-cushions all around us?
Sango: there are no whoopee-cushions around us there obviously something that we know but we don't you hear?
Shippou while the snails are all crawling all over him and exploding: Umm. Can we POSSIBLY THINK ABOUT ALL THESE SNAILS CRAWLING ALL OVER MY BODY PLEASE!
InuYasha stuffed some golf clubs in his ears, which he got out of nowhere: Can we please think about the birds and the bees?
Kagome: no! My mom she, like, got this new lawnmower and she, like, uses it all the time to, for some reason mow the lawn, but I, like, don't know why she does it. She, like, pushes it around and it, like, cuts the grass and, like, makes too much damn noise!
They all start eating the snails even though they will turn them into giant chickens; but it doesn't because they are eating them(which makes no sense at all. Eventually they eat all the snails and they are all gone, thus eliminating the whole population of snails.)
Then they walk into the forest that Miroku pointed to and they find a house. Then at night because the house is abandoned, they stay there.
InuYasha stares aimlessly at the wall: RRRRRAAAAAAAWWWWWWRRRRRR (And falls asleep grinding his teeth while sucking his thumb, keeping every one up the whole night except for 3 seconds, while InuYasha sleeps the whole night away.)
Kagome: Do you guys like think the snails have effected his brain, like, somehow?
In a flash of black smoke Kikiyo appears.
Kikiyo in creepy voice: No my precioussss, he is always like this!!
She suddenly sinks into the ground and hisses at them.
In the morning every one is tired (except InuYasha)
InuYasha (in a innocent voice): What's the matter with YA'LL!!!!!!!
Everyone: You kept us up the whole night!
They all walk out of the house and suddenly Kagome shrieks and throws herself on the ground shaking, yelling and screaming because her favorite show is on and she wants to see it. Then she starts staring intently at the ground thinking that it is the Bill Cosbey Show
Kagome in her delusional state: No Bill Cosbey!!! There's a man with a knife in that room!! Don't go in there!!
Shippou: Kagome! Kagome! Don't let Bill Cosbey take over your mind! KAGOME
Sango: let her be you little asshole of a demon. Now here did I put my boomerang. Ohhhhhh!!!!! There it is!
She grabs a very big banana and starts to pet and stroke it
Sango in soft voice: Oh I thought that I lost you. You're my only love. You mean the world to me! Without you my life wouldn't be worth living. You're the only one left!
~-Flashback-~
BACK AND BACK SOME 12 THOUSAND YEARS AGO
(Coughs)12 YEARS ago before Sango stared smoking *magic* mushrooms, she managed to kill her first demon and used it's rib bone to make the boomerang.
BACK TO THE FUTURE!
*Cough, cough ~-In the present-~
(InuYasha's INTELLIGANT THOUGHTS)
InuYasha is thinking about how his grandmother would look in a bikini. InuYasha's thoughts wander back to the ranch! Ohhhhhhh! Give me a house where the bufelows rame and the deer and antilops stay (* InuYasha forgets how the rest the song goes) Ummmm Ummmmm Umm Ummm Ummmm Umm Um Um Um Um Um Ba Do Da Chickens me fat. (Whatever)
Then his thoughts turn to his knight in shinning armor. SCOOBY DOOBY DOO! -~END OF InuYasha's INTELLIGANT THOUGHTS)\
Kagome: Umm Inu? Are you asleep? Because the chickens flew the coop tomorrow!
Miroku morphs into the Godfather: I believe that is impossible.
End of Chapter one!