No matter how much I want Naruto for my own purposes (Ita especially): I don't own Naruto

Chapter 1:
Shopping with Kaiz

In a dark cave several people stood gathered, their faces covered by the shadows. Their hollowgrams flickered everyonce in a while, all eyes fixed upon one person. His eyes were closed, but when he opened them, he glared at each one coldly. Each person watched him intenly, wondering what he would want. What would be so important, more important than capturing the bijus. Finally the person spoke, his voice demanding any attention that has strayed in the past half hour.

"I have called this meeting as several of you know, to stop all hunts on the biju for a year or two. Depending on how long it will take you to fufill your mission." He paused. "In these two years, you will be passing on your blood to kunoichi of different villages." He paused again, only this time, shocked silence filled the air. Before he could continue, one voice blurted out, "Nani? What do you mean pass on our blood, yeah?"

"Why are we doing this? I mean, we're criminals, not lovers." Came from a tall figure, next to a smaller one. His eyes were wide as he stared at Leader-sama, while the one next to him remained emotionless and silent. Even though he was just as confused as everyone else.

"I say this, because we are lossing members." Said the cool voice of Nogato, the Leader."Orochimaru left us. Sasori was killed. So were Hidan and Kakazu. The reason for you passing on your blood should be obvious by now. We will need members to continue our goals if they are not already achieved by the time the children mature and can be used." He looked to all the members.

"Deidara... choose someone from Konoha" Said ninja huffed quietly in displeasure.

"Itachi... you are to choose someone from Suna." Red eyes glinted dangerously, already thinking of a plan.

"Tomokazu... you are to choose a kunochi from Iwa." The addressed ninja shifted his weight, unsure.

"Kisame... you will go to Kumo and find someone." Beady eyes watched the Leader intently, thinking.

"Lastly... Tobi you are to choose someone from Kiri and capture her." The masked figure was silent, though most knew he was probably already freaking out about this whole ordeal.

"I expect all of to complete the mission with ease. This isn't a hard task. You may choose who you like, though I expect the kunoichi to be a strong one. To be sure your heir or heirs are strong. There is a base in the Spring Country, you are to bring your hostages there. That is where everybody shall live. Zetsu, you are not to do this mission. For... obvious reasons." His gaze flickered to the plant like creature. "Dismissed." After that, his hallogram disappeared. Slowly, each person disappeared, returning to their own mind.

3 Weeks Later

The crowded street made it difficult to move around in the small street of Sunakurge no Sato. People were pushing past one another, trying to make their way through the crowd. Those were civlians though. No grace, no awareness of on coming objects. In the large crowd, held Jasumin. She was grumbling to herself as she held a bag of books. Mostly porno for her adopted father, Kyo. Her eyes were narrowed slightly as she continued walking to her and Kyo's house. The baka had gotten himself hurt in a mission. Smiling softly, she spied her favorite resturant. While walking to it, she thought about Kyo. He had always been so good to her, even when she had been a rebel when she was younger. She walked into the semi-large building and sat down, setting her package in her lap. Sighing softly, she leaned back, relaxing while waiting for someone to come and serve her.

Idlely, she wondered where Kaiz was. It had been awhile since she had seen him since he had been on a mission. He was supossed to be back today. Feeling something tickle her sides and a playful boo in her ear, she squeaked and jumped in surprise. Turning around quickly, she saw no one. Blinking in confusion, she faced forward, only to see Kaiz sitting in front of her. Smiling in surprise, watched him take off his Anbu mask. "Did you have a nice trip? What were you doing? Catching a cat or something?" Grinning, she watched his reaction as she teased him.

Kaiz snorted, his pride obviously hurt. He then smiled teasingly, "Yeah. I think the cat we had to capture was yours. She's such a pain, I have wounds everywhere from her scratching me." Saracsim laced his voice as he spoke, rolling his eyes. He paused for a moment, smiling still. "Actually, the mission went fine. We caught who we were supposed to." He grinned suggestively, teasingly "Wanna celebrate Jasu-chan? You would never forget tonight."

She snorted lightly, semi amused. He was always making suggestions like that, but then again it was Kaiz. "Nah. Kyo would be very mad. I don't want him getting over stressed. Especailly while he's recovering." Jasumin ran her hand through her hair and looked to the waitress who had walked up. The waitress smiled politely, eyeing Kaiz with obvious intrest. Snorting mentally, her arms crossed as she waited to speak. Already she knew what she wanted. A nice BLT sandwhich with some tea.

"Konichiwa. I'm Torhu and I'll be serving you day. What would you like to drink?" The kunoichi noticed sourly that the waitress was only speaking to Kaiz. Pathetic. She hated being ignored, especailly for her friends. It bugged her to know end. Letting out a soft, but irratable sigh, she waited for her turn to be addressed. Kaiz, though, noticed Jasumin's sourness. She watched him smile lighty before saying, "Why don't you ask Jasu-chan first? I'm not decided yet."

Hiding her smile, she said politely, "I would like some tea." Catching Kaiz's eye, she smiled softly in thanks. When he ordered his water, she smiled deviously, the waitress didn't look to happy about that. Looking back to him, she studied him quietly for a moment. She's known him for years, ever since the Chuunin Exam. Loosing herself in thought she started to think about that day. It had been very... intresting in the least, meeting Yasu, Kaiz and their other team mate.

Once the waitress came, they ordered their food too. Smiling lightly at Kaiz she said, "You wanna go to the river? It would be fun, especially since it hasn't been just you and me for a while." He seemed pleased with the 'you and me' part, but Jasumin decided to ignore it for now. It was commonly known that Kaiz liked her, well, in their little group of friends it was. She didn't truly mind that Kaiz liked her, in truth she thought of him the same way. The only thing that was stopping the two was the fact they were too shy to ask eachother out. That frustrated a lot of people they knew.

When they were done with dinner they headed out of the resturant after paying. It's been quiet since she had suggested going to the river. Kaiz was probably thinking of ways to push her in, as he normally did when ever they went there. Walking quietly through the village, she glanced at Kaiz everyonce in a while, just to make sure he was still there. It wouldn't be in her best intrest to loose track of him. Coming to a halt on the river's bank, she stared down at the reflection, wondering what would behold the girl looking back at her.

Before she could resgester what had happened, she was underwater. Eye widening, Jasumin came up gasping for breath. She forgot about Kaiz. What a stupid stupid thing to do. Curing herself mentally, she glared at him before climbing back onto the bank. "You're lucky I'm not the revenge type. Otherwise you would be in that river right now."

"If you were the revenge type, I would be tied up to a poll being whipped repeatedly." He smirked slightly. "Not that I would mind, if other activities were allowed."

Her eyes widened in surprise at what Kaiz said. Blushing furiously, she pulled her hand back, ready to beat him to a bloodly pulb. Before she could lay one hit Kaiz was gone. He was probably laughing his head off somewhere. Glaring at the ground, she grumbled to herself, "That perverted bastard. When I see him again he'll be in so much trouble he'll be begging for me to kill him." She didn't really mean it of course. It was just an empty threat. Though he would probably be smacked a couple of times for saying that.

Glancing around, Jasumin decided he wouldn't show his face again. Not until tomorrow anyways. She let out a light sigh and started home. It was almost sunset and Kyo would want his books by now. Glancing down at the bag she was holding, her face scrunched up slightly. How could he like this stuff? Pondering that on the way home she quickly gave up, noting wanting to think about anything that would scar her.

She made it home quickly, but it was already night fall. That was the consequence of being on the other side of town and being lazy. Dropping the books on the couter, her gaze traveled around the small house. Kyo was supossed to be asleep by now which was good. It ment some alone time. She shivered slightly. Her gaze traveled around somewhat nervously, lately it has felt like someone was watching her constantly. No one was here, like always. Shaking off the uneasy feeling, she started up the stairs to her room, shutting off all the lights on the way there.

Dressing into sweat pants and a tank top, she sat down on the bed, lost in her own world. Soon she was jolted back into reality when something brushed up against her arm. Jerking her head up, all she expected to see was Mei, her cat. Instead stood what would be anyone's nightmare. Uchiha Itachi. Her eyes widened in fear, it was all she could do. It felt as if his gaze was trapping her there. Finally she forced herself to move. Scrambling back, Jasumin felt herself slide off the bed. Wincing as she hit the floor, she thought bitterly, Yeah... just fall. Now you're going to be laughed at by a criminal. Forcing herself up, she stood in Taijutsu position, ready to fight. He was gone though. Jasumin's eyes widened in disbelief. Feeling a presence behind her, she couldn't turn around in time before the icy tip of a kunai was at her throat.

"Stay still or else your father will not live through the night." His voice was cold and unemotional. She shivered form fear, but kept still. His mouth was at her ear so she could hear him perfectly fine, even if he was talking ver quietly. Her thoughts raced in confusion. There was no way Akatsuki would consider a threat since she was low ranking Jounin and she wasn't a Jinnchuriki, nor was her blood line any threat. Itachi should know that since she was originally from Konoha. He seemed to read her mind because his voice cut through the silence. "I assume you don't know why I'm here so listen carefully. I am only going to explain this once." He paused for a moment. Jasumin felt her stomache churning in fear.

"All of Akatsuki is out on a mission, A mission for each member to get a moderately strong kunoichi for themselves." She started to feel dread consuming her. Her eyes closed in hopes that this wouldn't be what she thought it was. "Each kunoichi will havea job to do. They are to help pass on the blood of the member they have been caught by. You, for example, will soon enough be carrying my child." Blue eyes opened in dread as she felt her stomach drop. Trembling slightly, Jasumin glanced back fearfully at Itachi. Only to see him smirking at her. With her eyes wide, she stared into his own crimson eyes, unware of the danger. They commas in his Sharingan started spinning, but now she was hypnotized by the red and black. And soon enough she collapsed into his arms, unconsious.

Okies, there is chapter one. . I finally realized that writing looong chapters are harder than it looks. I respect all of you who can do more than a couple thousand words in a chapter. Not everything is accurate in here, but that's because I'm too lazy to include everythin that has just happened in the manga. I would be too much for me to fix and what not because I already have my mind set for some of the things that are going to happen.

Anyways, anyone wanna guess why Zetsu can't have babies? It's not as obvious as it seems. AND reviews are nice. They encourage me to write more. I'm a shy person and I won't continue if I think I'm unloved. If I am, I'll just disappear forever... OO Until next time (hopefully)