edward was standing around doing nothing. he was so fuckin cool because he was the king of all the drugged out homeless failures in chicago.
suddenly someone shouted. "HI BUDDY!" it was drew. "dude so i got fuckin kicked out of dauntless. can i stay with you? i brought my whore too if thats okay"
molly looked up. "kill me pls"
"ok thats fine with me" edward said. he laughed. then he laughed some more. "what a noob" he thought "ill quickscope him in the butthole tonight"
so while drew slept edward jumped over to him on a pogo stick and shoved his big dick down his throat. drew choked and almost died but myra ran out and slapped the dick out of his mouth.
"what the condom edward i trusted u and u broke my trust today im leaving u for this sexy ginger" myra said as she grabbed drew's balls and dragged him away. edward was very sad and wished that he had not tried to suffocate drew with his penis.
the end.