Author's Note: I actually had this finished on Wednesday, but forgot what I was supposed to be doing at 6 p.m. CT! Oops!
A Matter of Color
by
Moviemom44
"They're blue."
"No, they're gray."
"Gray? Nobody's are gray."
"Hers are."
"And you know this how?"
"Dean, you've seen her as often as I have. How could you not notice them?"
"My eyes are on my wallet when she's around."
"You've never thought about it, never wondered -?"
"No."
"Seriously? The way she flirts with you? Damn, I'd give anything—"
"For what? To have Bella's big blue eyes looking at you all dreamy?"
"Well…"
"I don't have to wonder."
"You mean…? You dog!"
"…and they're blue."
"I hate you…and they're gray!"
"Whatever. Point is, you're green."
"Shut up and drive."
THE END