Let's all blame Kanda!… this was a random idea that I had in Social Studies class. Have fun and try not to get TOO bored, no matter how much this sucks…
Kanda gets all the blame for what everybody does.
Italics are Kanda's thoughts.
Disclaimer: I don not own D. Gray Man, however, I DO own my wish to own KANDA!!! XD !!!
Most of the times, Kanda loved to be alone, most of the times includes now.
"Dang It! I lost my bag!" A group of finders were complaining outside of his meditation door. Kanda was starting to get really annoyed. Didn't those idiots know better than to interrupt his meditation.
"It's okay, Blame it on Kanda. We can say he ripped your bag while he was swinging his innocence around."
…Blame it on Kanda…Blame it on Kanda…Blame it on… WHAT!!! Kanda jumped up from his thin pillow and banged the door open. The hallway was empty; the finders must have already walked away.
Che, that's probably good for them… I would've ripped their damn throats out." Kanda sat down again and tried to meditate, but he could not shake off a sudden bad feeling. …well today's going to be bad…
Later at Lunch
Kanda smirked sexily, he always felt so superior after a good workout with mugen. Now he was craving for some soba…
As soon as he entered the cafeteria, all became silent. Of course, Kanda being Kanda did not mind at first and went straight to Jerry.
"…Soba." Is all he said. Jerry handed him the smelly noodles, all the while looking at him funnily…
"So Kanda… what's this about you harassing some Finders? WHY HAVEN'T YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU WERE A GIRL" …dead silence
… me a girl… I AM GOING TO STAB JERRY!!! Unfortunately Kanda did not have the chance to fulfill his heart's desire, at that moment the cafeteria burst into offensive murmurs.
"I knew it, no one with that kind of hair could be a GUY"
"…NO KANDA-SAMA I had so much faith in you"
" Does that mean that Kanda has some other dark secrets?"
" That must've been Kanda! I swear I saw him with a birth control pack!"
"Then the one that destroyed the girl's bathroom must've been Kanda!"
"Yeah, Kanda's the kind of person who'd raid refrigerators at night!"
" OMG! Kanda makes potions in his rooms…"
"Yeah, Kanda's the girl that would do that?"
WTF! Kanda shot the people in the cafeteria a cold death glare, and they suddenly shut up… until Linali had some news for Kanda. But even she was afraid to go near his death aura.
"Ne, Kanda, ni-san wants you in his office right now…" She whispered. Right now Linali had no confidence to speak any louder
"Che!" Kanda didn't even finish his soba and stalked out of the room. Behind him, cautious whispers started again.
IN KOMUI'S OFFICE
Kanda walked in silently and waited for mission briefing, however, Komui had no such intent. He sat at his desk, hands clasped and glasses glinting.
"So Kanda what is it I hear about you being a g…"
" I SWEAR I WILL CUT YOUR THROAT OFF IF YOU SAY ONE MORE WORD!!!!!"
sooooo sorry if Kanda's a bit off character… Oh wells, please review!!!