Okay, this was sort of inspired by a fic called That's a Really Big Duck. You should go read it. Steph is me, by the way. Steph is her, too. WOW WHAT A CO-INKEY-DINK! It has no point, and is really only here for my enjoyment. Proceed, if you feel like killing brain cells.
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Dib: *frolick*
Zim: ...I have no ears.
Dib: I know. Where are my chicken tenders?
Steph: In my pants!
Steph: Lets us fish in the bucket for cheese nips.
Zim: My nonexistent nose itches.
Gaz: ..Whiner. *picks nose*
Dib: My uncle has no toes. He likes fruit.
Zim: WHERE IS MY JELLO?! I AM JELLO KING!
Steph: OHM! I BOW BEFORE!
Dib: ...*dropkicks the potato*
Steph: No, not my potato! I LOVED THAT- Ooh, fajitas!
Dib: Mouth watering foot fungus! *gnaws on Steph's feet*
Steph: I tickle.. ;_;
Zim: WHY DO I HAVE NO- Ooh, fajitas!
Dib: Fajitas? You mean like that man in spandex?
Gaz: Richard Simmons gives me bad dreams.
Zim: I think I wet myself. WHEE!
Steph: *sits on Zim's head*
Zim: Ooh, I am the sexy one! Look at my thuper hat!
Dib: I wish to chew on your hat, good lady!
Zim: The pork rinds should be in the toaster by now.
Steph: *swims in midair* I like babies.
Gir: ...Even I can't be this stupid- HEY LOOK! I GOTS NO UNDIES!
Dib: Where is my cheese coffee!?! I demand my navel be filled with grape jelly.
Zim: Grape? Like that movie... What's Biting Gillian Grape?
Dib: Noooo! I'm missing the Barney show!
Steph: ..I love that homosexual dinosaur.. *sniffle*
Gaz: ...Whiner.
Zim: *strips naked and hops into a pool of barbeque sauce*
Dib: Wow! He reminds me of a fuzzy blue Barbie doll. n_n;
Steph: ...I want my mommy.
Zim: *covered in barbeque sauce* Mommy's here, shnookums!
Steph: *starts a group hug while singing kumbaya*
Gaz: *ponders suicide because of the stupidity. * Goodbye, cruel world!
Gaz: *gives self a swirly. Plays dead*
Zim: ...I get her dress! *steals Gaz's dress and puts it on*
Zim: Ha! I'm prettier than you, Dib!
Dib: *cries like a little girl on crack*
Steph: I want some toast.
Zim: *chucks a piece of toast at Steph's forehead. It bounces off with that little squeak noise*
Dib: *tackles the toaster and proceeds to wrestle with it*
Prof. Membrane: My poor, insane son. Hey look! It's that guy from the Bible!
Jesus: You have made the world a..uhh... stupider place. Prepare to be smited! Uhh.. smitten? Cheese?
Jesus: *whips out the patented Cross of Doom, opens a can of whoopass.*
Dib: *latches onto Jesus's leg.* Hi, Uncle Bob!
Jesus: ......
Zim: MOMMY! *tackles Jesus*
Jesus: *whaps them on the head with rolled up newspapers* DOWN! NO WALKIES!
Steph: *does the macarena. Proceeds to smear lipstick all over Gaz's face while singing the Jigglypuff song*
Gaz: *bangs head on a wall*
Dib: What is this fajita you speak of?! Can you put it in a box? Sell it on eBay? ...Does it come in size 6?
Steph: ...I love this show... *stares at the Teletubbies, who are jumping off a cliff like lemmings on an acid trip.*
Zim and Dib: NOO! THE LUNCHMEAT IS ATTACKING!
To Be Continued?
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Wow, that was scary and random and it had no point. Tell me what you think, or I shall sic a group of Chippendales on you. The Grandma Edition!
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Dib: *frolick*
Zim: ...I have no ears.
Dib: I know. Where are my chicken tenders?
Steph: In my pants!
Steph: Lets us fish in the bucket for cheese nips.
Zim: My nonexistent nose itches.
Gaz: ..Whiner. *picks nose*
Dib: My uncle has no toes. He likes fruit.
Zim: WHERE IS MY JELLO?! I AM JELLO KING!
Steph: OHM! I BOW BEFORE!
Dib: ...*dropkicks the potato*
Steph: No, not my potato! I LOVED THAT- Ooh, fajitas!
Dib: Mouth watering foot fungus! *gnaws on Steph's feet*
Steph: I tickle.. ;_;
Zim: WHY DO I HAVE NO- Ooh, fajitas!
Dib: Fajitas? You mean like that man in spandex?
Gaz: Richard Simmons gives me bad dreams.
Zim: I think I wet myself. WHEE!
Steph: *sits on Zim's head*
Zim: Ooh, I am the sexy one! Look at my thuper hat!
Dib: I wish to chew on your hat, good lady!
Zim: The pork rinds should be in the toaster by now.
Steph: *swims in midair* I like babies.
Gir: ...Even I can't be this stupid- HEY LOOK! I GOTS NO UNDIES!
Dib: Where is my cheese coffee!?! I demand my navel be filled with grape jelly.
Zim: Grape? Like that movie... What's Biting Gillian Grape?
Dib: Noooo! I'm missing the Barney show!
Steph: ..I love that homosexual dinosaur.. *sniffle*
Gaz: ...Whiner.
Zim: *strips naked and hops into a pool of barbeque sauce*
Dib: Wow! He reminds me of a fuzzy blue Barbie doll. n_n;
Steph: ...I want my mommy.
Zim: *covered in barbeque sauce* Mommy's here, shnookums!
Steph: *starts a group hug while singing kumbaya*
Gaz: *ponders suicide because of the stupidity. * Goodbye, cruel world!
Gaz: *gives self a swirly. Plays dead*
Zim: ...I get her dress! *steals Gaz's dress and puts it on*
Zim: Ha! I'm prettier than you, Dib!
Dib: *cries like a little girl on crack*
Steph: I want some toast.
Zim: *chucks a piece of toast at Steph's forehead. It bounces off with that little squeak noise*
Dib: *tackles the toaster and proceeds to wrestle with it*
Prof. Membrane: My poor, insane son. Hey look! It's that guy from the Bible!
Jesus: You have made the world a..uhh... stupider place. Prepare to be smited! Uhh.. smitten? Cheese?
Jesus: *whips out the patented Cross of Doom, opens a can of whoopass.*
Dib: *latches onto Jesus's leg.* Hi, Uncle Bob!
Jesus: ......
Zim: MOMMY! *tackles Jesus*
Jesus: *whaps them on the head with rolled up newspapers* DOWN! NO WALKIES!
Steph: *does the macarena. Proceeds to smear lipstick all over Gaz's face while singing the Jigglypuff song*
Gaz: *bangs head on a wall*
Dib: What is this fajita you speak of?! Can you put it in a box? Sell it on eBay? ...Does it come in size 6?
Steph: ...I love this show... *stares at the Teletubbies, who are jumping off a cliff like lemmings on an acid trip.*
Zim and Dib: NOO! THE LUNCHMEAT IS ATTACKING!
To Be Continued?
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Wow, that was scary and random and it had no point. Tell me what you think, or I shall sic a group of Chippendales on you. The Grandma Edition!